Sara Sampaio naked..in pictures because that is what models do…they get naked…in pictures…for photographers…and more importantly…no real reason…like they were in Playboy in the 70s…only everywhere…because everything is Playboy… It’s like “Get naked in the water”…if we filter it to look like some shit toile water color after a hangover….it won’t look gratuitous or an attempt to use her tits to get her noticed…I mean she’s already in Victoria’s Secret, so maybe this is just how they keep the brand alive – ensure the girls are active.. That said, she’s from Portugal, despite no one for Portugal having even heard of her, but the interesting thing about her is that she defends skinny girl rights and I like that… It’s like these fat chicks don’t just eat everything in site, but they also eat up skinny girls and not just all their food, they hate them and insult them when bitch is like “I’m just not a fat person, fuck off”….not everyone needs to be a fucking fat person in this world…in fact medicine says being the fat girl is unhealthy and the skinny girl may not survive famine as well…but will live longer under current living conditions… The post Sara Sampaio Naked by Mariano Vivanco of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Demi Lovato is some lesbian who dates some gay dude who fucked every girl…and she’s also chubby, but the annoying kind of chubby, who pretends she’s some eating disorder survivor, who has said fuck you to the industry now that she’s rich and has the established fan base to do that…allowing her to post pics of her not wearing make-up, like that’s empowering to girls….and now wearing bikinis…while eating whatever she wants.. I preferred her when she was bi-polar, institutionalized and all that good stuff we call addicted to drugs because that’s what famous people do…not that I’ve actual preferred her anyway…she’s Demi Lovato…who gives a fuck…I mean besides millions of really creepy fans who care too much about this girl… The post Demi Lovato Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The nice thing about Coachella is seeing the people on your social media who don’t even acknowledge Coachella because it is really not that important and they don’t care it is happening or not, they are instead just living life. It allows you to separate the basic urban outfitter lame as fuck mall shopping losers who prepare a year for the festival so they can act vip with their vip bracelets, to be part of this commercialized, money making marketing fest that targets idiots who buy into the shit… The reality is that all brands from Forever 21, to McDonalds to Target had a presence there….meaning Urban Outfitters is too BOUTIQUE for this mainstream garbage….and the only excuse to be at that commercial marketing event is if you’re getting paid by the brands who are trying to exploit the same idiot who would go to a coachella. I know it’s a very California event, where people feel pressured to participate, including all instagram models and rich guys, and some famous people, because it’s the place to be and if you’re not in the place to be, distracting yourself in the place to be, having epic and amazing times in the place to be, with other basic, commercial idiots trying to get head…and ahead or giving head to get a bed in one of the cool houses… I am not a fan of people who chose mass gatherings to listen to pop music, because it seems like a nightmare, and people who find it anything but a nightmare, are people I want nothing to do with…but would be happy to manipulate them to send me money, seeing as how easy it is to fool idiots by selling them “cool” that is actually LAME as fuck… BRAINWASHING….the fools…it’s the reason the entertainment industry exists..and here are some of those ppl paid to play Alessandra Ambrosio said “LOOK HOW SLOPPY MY OLD MOM ASS IS”…. BUT I COMPENSATE WITH FAKE TITS AND A VICTORIA’S SECRET CO – SIGN…. Bella Throne – Best Fame Whore of the Year – Cultural Appropriating 2012 Coachella and not nearly as slutty as her instagram is supposed to be… Emma Roberts celebrating her deadbeat dad’s 60th birthday getting high on shitty Coachella Music. Hailey Clauson wanted you to know she is also a plus sized model… While Hudgens said “Look I’m Finally Skinny”… And Katy Perry brought out the tight dress for her friend, tapping into her hipster roots, reminding me of a picture I have of her from before she was famous in her underwear covered in mud with KESHA from Coachella, it’s on an old computer…only now she’s a billionaire… Apparently, Paris Hilton isn’t listed as an infectious disease yet, and she’s still allowed in public… How about some model ass…her name is Josephine Skriver and she was made in a lab thanks to science… Taylor Swift may not be pregnant – but she’s scary… Taylor Swift and Rihanna hugging tonight. #Coachella2016 pic.twitter.com/609TcQYEYg — ?Darrell. (@dvrrxll) April 18, 2016 Whitney Port in a bikini as a tribute of when Coachella was cooler, back when she was on Laguna Beach or The Hills, or whatever it was called 10 years ago.. Martha Hunt, Camila Cabello, Kennedy Raye, & Serayah in what may not be Coachella but I assume is…and there are rich guys who like models outside of the frame because they don’t want their wives to know they finance Model parties for their egos with their money… Kylie Jenner…all fat and pushing McDonalds because she’s a fucking mainstream marketing vehicle with no soul…who will end up killing herself and we look forward to that… Kendall Jenner and some See Through shit..where her friends using her tell her how hot she is because they are basically on pay roll.. Miranda Kerr and Snapchat billionaire who’s social media platform dominated Coachella with custom filters for every rich person….held hands because she is in love with his money and relevance right now…because romance isn’t dead. The post Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Olivia Cockburn is pregnant and wearing bikinis…because when your name is cockburn…but you call yourself wilde…you can assume she’s a whore who would get pregnant…from a guy she cold digs who is probably her husband…but I’d paternity test with her to make sure it’s not just one of the used condoms lost inside her while trying to climb the ladder unfurling…. We don’t like pregnant girls in bikinis, it is sensational, disgusting, some weird fucking fetish…pregnant women don’t have a glow, they are terrifying – except in the early months where you can’t get them pregnant because some other asshole did…but once they start showing…that glow is quickly the more subtle “biohazard sign”…. She calls herself Olivia Wilde and she’s in a see through…apparently…that’s what pregnant sluts wear… The post Olivia Cockburn’s Bikini Pregnancy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For Hugh Hefner's 90th birthday, his former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson wanted to do something classy. After all, Hef's married to Crystal Harris now , and Kendra is a wife and mother of two herself. “I want this video to be fun, but I don't want it to go over the top because I'm a wife, Hef is married now, so, you know, it just has to be nice and tasteful,” she says in a clip from Kendra On Top . Her sophisticated solution? A topless hot tub extravaganza! In the clip, Kendra and some former Playboy bunnies shoot a video birthday card for Hefner, and it's exactly what you'd expect. “Hef, it's your 90th birthday, so we are here to fulfill all your fantasies,” Kendra says to camera. At this stage, the mogul's fantasies likely center around an electric blanket and a tube of Bengay, but that wouldn't give Kendra an excuse to get into a bathing suit. “So follow us… into the hot tub, ” she adds with a sultry whisper. OH, RAWWWR! Seriously, I thought I was watching a deleted scene from Boogie Nights . The women sit on the edge of the hot tub in ass-eating bikinis while holding flutes of champagne as they bicker about logistics. But when the video guy reminds them he's on the clock, Kendra finally shouts “We love you!” and the ladies take off their tops and let out a half-hearted “Woooo!” At this point, we imagine Hef is already asleep on the davenport, but hey, Kendra got some footage for her show. Watch the class unfold below:
You probably don’t know who Debby Ryan is, or maybe you do, because I have seen random pics of her on the pervert website and the pervert message boards that fuel pervert sites like this…. But I don’t actually know who is who on Disney unless they break through like they were Bella Thorne or Selena Gomez, because I don’t fantasize about bitches on TV as there are thousands, even millions of sluts of all ages eager to suck dick because I’m their last chance of being seen by the public… What I am saying is that my life is really pathetic, but clearly not as Pathetic as a married dad who can’t watch porn and is forced to jerk off to the shows his kid’s watch, leading to jerking off to kids his kids bring home, leading organizing pool parties to get them in bikinis,to drugging them and SUBWAY Jared-ing them. Point being, this Debby Ryan character got a DUI, not an IUD, but she probably already has one of those, so that the Disney Execs don’t accidentally knock her up…. She got busted because she got into an accident, but she didn’t get charged FELONY… She wrote some apology / her PR team wrote an apology / DISNEY doesn’t fuck around… “Over the last few days I have had the chance to think about my actions, and I wish I had used better judgement. I recognize that I am a role model and have always worked hard to set a good example for my millions of fans. I am so sorry to disappoint everyone.” She’s 22, sold by her parents to the industry and like a Lohan with no childhood, she’s trouble being legally allowed to drink…but she’s also on TV…and like most people on TV, gets paid 500 dollars a day, and with 500 dollars a day, she could probably afford a fucking UBER… She could probably invoice her TV show for the fucking UBER… When people drunk drive instead of spending what is probably 40 dollars on an UBER…is just idiotic…even if it’s got her press and in the news..giving her a bad girl, drunk girl, who makes bad decisions, which excites me stunt… Here are her slutty instagram pics…fuck she doesn’t have slutty instagram pics…that cockteasing whore. The post Debby Ryan DUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not into Hailee Steinfeld. She’s 19 and being 19 means she’s hot enough to jerk off to – based on her youth alone – but I just can’t get on board with her hustle… I’ve seen her in movies and she was uneventful, and I probably wouldn’t even cast her in my sex tape, if I had her 5 million dollar per movie rate. She’s best known for being in True Grit, so we can assume her fans liked her when she was 9. I don’t find her being a popstar interesting in a world where everyone can sing and dance like a retard…shitty music is everywhere….and it’s too easy to pull off. Especially when you’re an LA based, connected, twat people see as a potential vessel to market and sell product and tickets with…. I don’t find these pics of her anything remarkable….or even interesting yet I am putting them up…because I feel compelled to support all girls with Jewish Dads and Filipino moms, because fucking the Nanny or Housekeeper and knocking her up, is LOLZ to me. The post Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eliza Dushku was an it girl who fucked and possibly married black basketball players because she I guess, like most girls, she liked her emptiness filled… She’s Boston’s own….and you probably don’t remember her, or maybe the only people who visit sites like this know exactly who she is, and are so weird they’ve even created their own pocket pussies based on what they assume her vagina looks like from bikini pics….you know the real fucking weirdos… But there was a time when Eliza Dusku was all the rage thanks to a couple of shitty, shoulda been straight to DVD movies, but was a simpler time, when the public’s expectations were low, and when teen comedies were just a pile of fucking shit…..which coincidentally is happening again…that we all ate up cuz there was nothing else to fucking eat….we had no options and she was hot… She’s moved from LA back to Boston to finish college and along with supporting Bernie Colonial Sanders, she’s taking strategic nudes for her social media and fans…because Boston doesn’t feed that LA for a decade need for attention….and that’s a good thing. The post Eliza Dushku Naked with her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Big titty, pregnant, Leonardo DiCaprio fucking when she was at her peak as an A-List Victoria’s Secret model imported from Israel, before going back to live the good life as an ex celebrity fucking model, Bar Refaeli is married and pregnant…and in being pregnant and married in the tropical and safe for the Jews Tel Aviv, she’s in a bathing suit…with her big Jewish tits, that are even bigger now that she’s hormonal… I’m glad she’s self conscious enough to cover up that fucking baby belly, no one wants to see that…except people who you shouldn’t be showing because they just want to see it for impure sexual fetish reasons… Nothing worst than pregnant girls overly proud of being pregnant wearing skimpy bikinis…because from far, when covered up, we can focus on the what matters, the milk filled tits…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bar Refaeli Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hailee Steinfeld is a big…in fame and physical size… actress who turned popstar who sings about masturbating, because all these self involved freaks love themselves so much they think they can do anything, all thanks to their parents over inflating their egos with affirmations….conditioning them to be child stars that they masturbate watching themselves in the mirror…it’s the hottest shit to them… While the hottest shit to you was Hailee Steinfeld because she was underage for the bulk of her career and America sexualizes underage girls by telling you you can’t fuck them…something you freaks can’t handle…so when you see her in bikinis and fame whoring you are forced to jerk off to her…GOOD FOR BUSINESS…you’re sad and lonely…and that makes some people rich and famous! Life as a loser… I don’t know who told her to wear these tacky trailer park mom in the 90s who was a hooker at night, but it was a comicbook convention and you know the audience of that would die seeing this…GOOD FOR BUSINESS….nerds ruin everything…unless these pants are a good thing…I can’t tell because I don’t see LABIA… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld Pants for the Nerds of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
