Kylie Jenner fascinates me….because she is both a dump truck full of garbage kind of person…while also being the garbage within the dump truck… You can probably argue that it’s not her fault that she was raised amongst such garbage. That her entire life she’s had camera crews following her around as her stage mom and manager tried to hustle as many deals for her…creating a celebrity or it-girl without having any really reason, talent or purpose beyond vanity… It’s like these self involved pigs are rich and bored and figure they need that stamp of approval to actually matter in the world….to appease that boredom and the public was responsive. They are the ultimate in spokespeople. They can sell product better than a pimp sells pussy to a bunch of asian businessmen… Kylie Jenner is large, she’s not hot, she looks like she has flesh stapled to her face, but bitch knows how to whore herself… She’s taking it in, because society says this is the ultimate, the top of the charts, as good as it gets… It’s safe to assume she’s come falling down hard in the next 5 years, when she’s still under 25 and the world has moved the fuck on from the Kardashians…because they will…I know they willl…I believe…it may take a natural disaster, or an apocalypse, but eventually we won’t care…..and this bitch, will be so lost…she’ll have no choice but suicide…YAY… The post Kylie Jenner in Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is 40 years old… I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this. She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you.. She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old. I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic… The post Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were… Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE … That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore…… Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing….. We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini.. The post Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Victoria’s Secret does bikinis…and I’ve heard they are planning a summer season infomercial / fashion show…like their december lingerie one…to increase bikini sales…for the morons that are all of us…who pay attention to their brand like it is anything more than a sweatshop running, taking jobs away from Americans, ripping off Americans, with product they don’t even design but just repackage from asia, while overpaying these sluts, giving them egos as they make other girls feel inadequate about themselves because they aren’t VS models, forcing them to try harder all for nonsense… Well, this is their catalog…featuring old lady Elsa Hosk, Lais Ribeiro, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Josephine Skriver and at least the styling, or creative direction is more interesting that it used to be… Finally looking at the instagram models and saying “oh, we can do this fake artist shit too, people love it”… And here it is… The post Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure what better way to kick off 2016 than the same way we ended 2015: with a bunch of bikini pictures from Katie Cassidy . Only this time, she brought a hot friend along, Emily Bett Rickards . Now, according to my sources, Emily’s one of Katie’s Arrow co-stars and not her personal suntan lotion assistant, but hey, a guy can dream. And these two are definitely solid fantasy material. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Good news everybody: looks like that serious case of nippleitis that Rita Ora came down with earlier this week is still going strong, because here she is at the beach in Miami looking nice and chilly. And I just hope that Rita brings this back with her to London and spreads it around to all her fellow busty Brits when her vacation’s over. It’d be such a great souvenir, don’t you think? Photos: PacificCoastNews
Unlike Victoria’s Secret model Vita Sidorkina , who looks like trouble even though she’s 21, Madison Beer has the opposite problem. But since I doubt that excuse will hold up in court, and I don’t feel like testing it, I suggest we all just move it along and ignore this teenage troublemaker for now, no matter how many beach trips she takes. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
I saw these pics of Elena Satine yesterday and just assumed she was some kind of fame whoring instagram model, or LOW LEVEL water model, or really these nobodies in LA and Miami who are friends with the paparazzi and semi-cute enough to feature in bikini, since bikinis get published, since you’re all a bunch of perverts…. It turns out that Elena Satine is some Russian American actress, who is a regular on the show Revenge, which I think is a big show, but wouldn’t know since I don’t watch TV… So now all of a sudden, because of her “fame” or acting career, her nipple is more important, has more value, because there’s agents and big pay days involve… Don’t blame me girls pulling out your tits, that’s just the world we live in…. The post Elena Satine Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you're a fan of country music, the NFL, or just ridiculously photogenic couples, you're probably familiar with the Deckers. Eric Decker is a longtime NFL wide receiver who's currently with the New York Jets. Jessie James Decker is a singer who gets as much attention for her seductive selfies as for her catchy country-pop jams. Eric may provide plenty of sideline eye candy for female football fans when he takes his helmet off, but today we're focusing on Jessie – and her girl-next-door good looks. A mother of two, Jessie has shared photos of her post-baby body , not to boast about the progress she's made, but to remind other new moms that pregnancy takes a toll, and they shouldn't feel pressured to head straight back to the gym. Jessie has shared breastfeeding photos in response to the public shaming of moms who have the gall to feed their hungry babies wherever and whenever it's necessary. So today, we celebrate Jessie as one of the Internet's foremost MILFs. You're one lucky dude, Eric – even if you do have the misfortune to play for the Jets. Just kidding, Jets fans! 1. Jessie James Decker: Hot in Flannel Jessie James Decker can make flannel sexy. That’s no easy feat. 2. Jessie James Decker Butt Selfie Jessie strikes a Kardashian pose and advertises her swimsuit line at the same time. We are definitely not complaining. 3. Jessie James Decker Cleavage Photo Jessie posts a lot of bikini selfies. Not that she needs an excuse, but she used her IG page to advertise her swimsuit line. 4. Jessie James Decker Devours Cheetos Jessie is the kid of girl who posts a photo of herself eating Cheetos. And for that, we thank her. 5. Jessie James Decker Bikini and Baby Selfie Jessie poses with her daughter. Gotta love the matching bikinis. 6. Jessie James Decker Close-Up Selfie Like we said, Jessie posts a lot of selfies. Here, she shows us that she looks just as flawless in extreme close-up. View Slideshow
