I’ve never heard of Model Volleyball before, which is crazy because it combines two of my favorite things in the whole world: hot wannabes and bikinis. But according to my sources, Instagram models from all over gathered in Miami over the weekend for the 2016 tournament. And apparently it’s a place where they can take bikini pictures, post them on Instagram and prove to family, friends, and rich dudes that they’re actually “real” models. Genius! I just wish I’d thought of it first. » view all 31 photos
I don’t know about you guys, but when I hear that a whole bunch of SI models hit Miami Beach to celebrate the release of the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue , I wasn’t exactly expecting to see them all wearing clothes… But here’s Barbara Palvin , Chanel Iman , Chrissy Teigen , Gigi Hadid , Hailey Clauson , Hannah Ferguson , Nina Agdal , and Robyn Lawley , and not a single one of them is in a swimsuit. I mean, the no bikinis on the red carpet thing I get, but come on, they’re at a beach!! This is just cruel. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Erin Heatherton is one of the models that Leonardo DiCaprio hired to play girlfriend when she was first launching her modeling career, before getting fat and being downgraded to Sports Illustrated, which happens to be where Lenardo DiCaprio is hiring his new girlfriend’s from, because like Hugh Hefner, the gutter girls are more fun than the uppity fashion girls.. The reason I know they weren’t or aren’t actually fucking Leonardo DiCaprio, and/or that they are hookers who gold dig to fuck the famous, is because they are all BFFs and any girl I know would eat the fucking fetus of any girl who fucks a man they dated, even fucked, it’s just too close for comfort…. Well, she’s making moves by showing the world her fat legs and her asshole at some Sports Illustrated Miami swim event – because these motherfuckers are milking the fuck out of their magazine release with a 10 days of bullshit appearances, like the friend you hate who drags out their birthday into a month long ordeal…it’s like shut the fuck up SI and go take pics of girls in their bikinis, while those same girls on their quest of fame and fortune or at least fame and fortune cock….show the world their assholes… If you’re not into her asshole – and everyone should be because they are the gateway to a woman’s soul – and the only kind of sext I want – like Leo – He’s more about his asshole – here’s an emotional post by her directed at the sports illustrated editor – like some suck up weirdo “The lady that made my life fun again.. MJ, you are everything to me @MJ_Day” Intense…I guess this is what happens when a model fired by Victoria’s Secret goes through a depression – and needs SI to pull her out of the model dumps….I just wonder what the real reason for her being fired…I blame herpes…AIDS…or Leonardo but we’ll just go with “she didn’t sell enough for them because these girls are just sexy avon ladies”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I feel like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is trolling us… They’ve been using fat models for a while, pretending they were skinny, and now they are using Morbidly Obese models celebrating being Morbidly Obese because it is the PC generation…and body shaming is bad, even though being fat is an eating disorder, not genetics and laziness….I don’t care what these fat bitches say about genetics, they are fat and lazy, of course they’ll say that.. That said, that wasn’t enough for them, so they booked Nicola Griffin, who is 56 years old, and not Christie BRinkley 60, but granny at the bake sale 60, also fat, droopy, disgusting…but also old…and the PC police are fucking cumming themselves with all this inclusion… I don’t love fat chicks in bikinis, we fuck them when they are drunk and same goes for Menopausal women, who hormonally, or based on their egg count, aren’t even fucking women anymore.. I don’t understand how a bathing suit special issue of a Sports Magazine for men, or sports fans, has become a shopping guide that is friendly to women, in fact, the content has become designed for women…and that’s fucking weird… Here are some Sports Illustrated Immigrants Try to Prounouce “Rookie” of the Day, they don’t only use old an fat slobs in their shoots anymore… Barbara Palvin, the big and tall model that was used to divert Miranda Kerr having sex with Bieber despite being married. THe brand threw the Hungarian on the “bomb”…like it was WWII…not quite a Rookie, she’s been around for a while, but thank god she got that SI Swimsuit stamp of approval..right… Bo Krsmanovic also known as Bojana….straight from the mean streets of Belgrade….Serbia is one of my favorite countries to recruit the hottest yet down on their luck women to fuck….it is up the other Baltic countries where girls you probably jerk off to on webcam are from…. Sofia Resing straight from Brazil….amazing like the other Brazilians…..who aren’t trannies…. The post Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would assume that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl who has everything but normalcy. Her mother a model turned actress (I use that word loosely)….Heather Locklear…who was passed around from rocker to rocker in the 90s, a rock groupie, ending up on Richie Sambora…and her dad Richie Sambora…who spent her life touring and fucking groupies who were like her mom but werent her mom. It’s the rock and roll way.. Well she’s on some get famous kick and people only talk about her when she’s in bikinis, so she’s giving the people what they want to pave her own identity even though she’ll always be the daughter of those two late 90s idiots…and she’s taking it seriously…even getting hair and make-up done before the big instagram shoot…right.. The post Ava Sambora Figured Out Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I would assume that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl who has everything but normalcy. Her mother a model turned actress (I use that word loosely)….Heather Locklear…who was passed around from rocker to rocker in the 90s, a rock groupie, ending up on Richie Sambora…and her dad Richie Sambora…who spent her life touring and fucking groupies who were like her mom but werent her mom. It’s the rock and roll way.. Well she’s on some get famous kick and people only talk about her when she’s in bikinis, so she’s giving the people what they want to pave her own identity even though she’ll always be the daughter of those two late 90s idiots…and she’s taking it seriously…even getting hair and make-up done before the big instagram shoot…right.. The post Ava Sambora Figured Out Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet for the LA premiere of Kung Fu Panda 3 , she looked a little on the thin side. Insiders say Jolie is wearing herself out, and a few have spoken to the National Enquirer about the mom-of-six’s overall appearance, including “saggy, haggard skin” and hair loss. “Brad Pitt has reason to worry if Angelina Jolie’s health is at risk,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry writes. “Those close to the couple divulged that Brad has met with therapists, dietitians, and an assortment of other medical experts in an effort to make Angelina see that she is slowly killing herself by refusing to eat. Stress most likely plays a part in Jolie’s diet. Sources claim that Jolie will be so busy that she’ll forget to eat a solid meal, and that there are some days where she sleeps for hours on end. Broaching the subject of an eating disorder is tricky, due to its sensitive nature. So a bold claim like the one on the Enquirer’s front page enters into dangerous territory. In other Jolie-Pitt news, a man was caught trespassing on the couple’s Hollywood Hills property last week when both Pitt and Jolie were away. According to TMZ , security guards noticed a man “lurking” in the bushes. When the cops arrived, the man admitted he was homeless and j ust had to pee .
As children grow into adults, it’s not uncommon for them to feel competitive with their own parents. Usually, this means the kids try to match the grownups in terms of career or financial success. In the Zolciak-Biermann household, it means stepping up your bikini selfie game to outdo your spotlight-loving mother. As you can see, 18-year-old Brielle Zolciak’s bikini selfies leave little to the imagination. The girl knows her best angles, and why shouldn’t she? She learned from the best. Not only has she grown up watching her mom pose for endless selfie sessions in front of full-length mirrors, she’s actually become a featured star on Kim’s Instagram page in recent months. Kim Zolciak, of course, has been criticized for posting photos of her teenage daughters in bikinis , but we have a hard time blaming her. After all, we’re pretty sure she was born without the part of your brain that tells you when something is wildly inappropriate. Anyway, the torch is now being passed to a new generation of scantily-clad Zolciaks, but right now we’re in this in-between area where both mother and daughter are competing for attention on social media, and the whole thing has a serious ick factor. But don’t let that affect your enjoyment of these photos of Brielle in swimwear. It’s totally possible she doesn’t own any actual clothing: View Slideshow: Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram’s Newest Star
Nina Dobrev is some Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of because her iconic work is on a show called Vampire Diaries, and I don’t think she’s done much more than that… She’s with some other Canadian Hollywood icon you’ve probably never heard of named Jessica Szohrs, which is approproate considering the condition of her vagina after her quest to get a job after 90210 the Next Generation… Like typical lazy, spoiled, Hollywood d-listers, they are together, talking about their Canadian taking over Hollywood strategy, because what else would Canadians do…all while running around Hawaii in bikinis… Not exciting, but young enough girls from Canada, basking in the warm oceans of America thanks to living the American dreams is ok, as long as bikinis are involved….or maybe this is just Jessica Szohrs trying to maximize her friendship with someone more famous than her to get as much press as she can since her instagram thirst, posting half naked pics, despite her great body is boring… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Dobrev Does Bikinis with her Mooch Famewhore Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Victorias Secret realizes that they have a good thing with the CBS fashion show around Christmas time, which is perfect to use as QVC style late night interview, marketed as a legitimate TV show, reminding us of the 60s and 70s when TV content was blatantly corporate run and controlled…and the TV networks probably appreciate the hype they generate from releasing the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…keeping their TV channel on the map in an era where TV is dead and doesn’t fucking matter… So they’ve decided to do one for their SWIM line, in March, because that’s pre-summer, to get people ready to shop for their bikinis or at least to plant the brand name on the public that they only have a few months before buying their bikinis…and the whole thing is pretty hilarious when you factor in that the models are hookers they are packaging as models who are more than just models but also CELEBRITY….and the product is made in sweatshops in China, often times not even designed by the brand, just labeled VS…and the show that is meant to be original content event…is just an advertorial…because native content works with retards who don’t have brains….making all these people rich…while giving bikini content to people who don’t realize the bikini picture is played out and dead thanks to instagram… It’s all so weird. A mall brand has an hour long TV event. What? It’s just crazy. The post Victoria’s Secret has a New Infomercial of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
