Good news, here’s two of my favorite busty British hotties for the price of one today: Rita Ora and Abigail Clancy at the Kill Your Friends screening in London. I never knew these two were all that friendly before this, but now that I do, it’s given me a great idea for a movie of my own. It’ll be called Kiss Your Friends and we’ll shoot it entirely in my mom’s basement. Frankly, it’s such a great idea, I’m a little surprised no one’s done it already. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m not seeing Maryna Linchuk ‘s crazy-rich boyfriend anywhere in these shots, just her perfect model booty. So who knows, maybe that means the Victoria’s Secret hottie is single again. In which case, I really think she should consider giving me a shot. Sure, my net worth doesn’t hit six figures unless you count my collection of expired Burger King coupons. But it’s not about money, right? Ha. I crack myself up sometimes. I think that was my best joke yet. Anyway, enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who actually buys calendars anymore these days — mechanics and teenage boys, I guess? But after checking out Rhian Sugden ‘s 2016 calendar, I’m definitely glad hotties like Rhian are still making them. Anyway, I couldn’t post all 12 pictures because of the nudity so I guess that answers my first question too. Because I’m guessing at least half you perverts put in your advance orders as soon as you finished reading that last sentence, so enjoy the sneak preview.
I’ve done many posts on Lauren Stoner and I think they’ve always been of her at a beach in a bikini. I have no clue what this girl does, but I’m guessing she must have a really rich boyfriend to live this lifestyle or the city of Miami pays her to be at the beach to attract tourist. Hmm… I’m going to go with rich boyfriend. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m still waiting for Rachel Barnes to take me up on my generous offer to handle all her sunscreen needs , and I’m starting to think it’s not going to happen… But luckily, that hasn’t stopped her from doing more smoking hot bikini photoshoots like this one. Anyway, I’m not sure who’s responsible for putting Rachel’s sunscreen on these days, but whoever it is, I think they missed a spot, because after a close visual inspection, I see a tan line on that otherwise perfect booty. See, who says us bloggers don’t have good attention to detail? » view all 12 photos
Elisa Meliani is someone I’ve never heard of, but after extensive research, it turns out that she’s a model out of Paris… her INSTAGRAM …like so many instagram…of girls who aren’t french…but hungry or rather thirsty for fame, thirsty for that big break, and willing to get naked for free for it…in a “look at my fucking pussy, it is beautiful, women are beautiful objects, showing my body is just celebrating the woman form”…for free…and for perverts…but who cares…when it’s in France, it just seems like what people do… The pics are by David Bellemere, who is a great photographer, he gets all these girls naked, all the time, and not just girls from France, but also girls in America…..and the girls get naked for him because girls get naked for anyone with a camera…especially if they are french, because french people are perverts without actually being labeled perverts, but instead just considered French…an thus passionate…even if they are just perverts… Good excuse to get girls like Elisa…to show the world her pussy…probably for free…because #France. This reminds me of some 80s bikinis shoots I used to jerk off to in the 80s…and I like it. The post Elisa Meliani by David Bellemere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have bad news for you guys! Kate Upton is either expecting or fat! I can’t tell by what she’s wearing at the “Operation Smile’s 2015 Gala”. I never found her to be much of a model, but her boobs went viral at a time when there was barely any social media platforms and blogs like this were somewhat relevant. But just like blogs. Kate and her big knockers are a thing of the past. All this to say is that Instagram models will eventually be forgotten too and that time will come when advertisers realize that 95% of these “influencers” don’t convert. And yes, when the money is gone, they’ll stop posting their titties. Anyway, back to Kate. Please lose some weight and make a comeback. Charlotte McKinney doesn’t bring me any traffic and no traffic equals no money. Photos: WENN.com
