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Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day

Here are some pictures of strong legged, downhill skiing, Lindsay Vonn, who is probably pretty excited to hear that Tiger Woods isn’t the whore fucking A-List billionaire who tested positive for HIV…even though …he is into the questionable, unstable, insipid, women…when he’s not seducing other pro Athletes… She’s in some slutty enough poses, because I guess to keep up with Tiger’s needs, you have to have some level of slut in your soul, at least based on the disgusting hookers he was linked to when his scandal hit…but as someone who knows skiers, they are so muscular, that being slutty seems to just come with the territory…it’s called Apres Ski motherfuckers….it’s where the snow pants come off, and the long underwear…gets soaked through..the squats get shown off….usually in the form of terrifying, pumpkin squashing thighs…that you wouldn’t normally want wrapped around your neck…but you’re a subservient bitch… The post Lindsey Vonn is Slutty for Health Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day

Rita Ora is in bikinis in Self Magazine, which would make a lot more sense if it was called “Pretending to Be Someone Else” Magazine…and I guess the good news is that she’s not in Shape…literally…but it’s the same caliber of shitty pictures…and they also made a video… Watch this on The Scene . And here are the pictures..where you can see the difference between photoshopped images and not photoshopped video screengrabs…where she’s all belly jelly bean shaped…and equally relevant but eager, fame whoring, and desperate to succeed…in both…. The post Rita Ora for Self Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson’s Sweet Instagram Booty

I know that Kate Hudson may not be as gifted in the chest region as most of the other hotties I post on this site, but don’t let that fool you. She’s still pretty talented. And by that I mean, her booty still looks damn good in a bikini, at least judging from this latest shot she posted to Instagram. What? You thought I was talking about her acting? Continue reading

Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, because I guess she has a solid bikini body, fucks the right photographers, or athletes… and does the right sucking…. I usually laugh at the whole Sports Illustrated low level casting, finding typical “basic” average busty and fit girls to wear bikinis for free because the magazine is their biggest selling issue and huge marketing program… In doing the whole SI issue, they need bikinis, and I guess part of their ad campaigns, they offer force the brands to use their models, because it makes the models more keen on doing the magazine for free…and helps establish them as bikini models…even though the exposure is massive…without SI I’d never hear of Hannah Ferguson or her tits, unless I ate at the diner she was working…and by diner I mean brothel… Now, I’ve heard you can fuck Hannah Ferguson for 20,000 dollars a night, everyone has a price…I’ve also heard she’s not 23, but closer to 40, but she looks good in these pics, so I won’t make fun of her hard face, hard living, and focus on her hard body that takes work…because it’s all part of her plan to never actually have to work… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE This bikini line is for Tori Praver, who you may remember as the GIGI HADID before GIGI HADID….cast for GUESS? when still 17. Criminal….who is now a bikini designer…and wife to pro surfer Danny Fuller and mom to their kid… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tania Mer Does FHM

In case your local newsstand doesn’t carry FHM Spain , don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this super-hot photoshoot Tania Mer did for their latest issue. Anyway, I don’t know a single thing about Tania here, but any hottie with hand-bra modelling skills this good is definitely worth our attention. Enjoy.

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Anna-Christina Schwartz Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

If you’re a fan of busty hotties in bikinis, I have a feeling you’re going to dig today’s InstaBabe  Anna-Christina Schwartz . And if you’re not, well, I’m not sure what you’re still doing reading this site. Anyway, I know I always say how I want to go motorboating with hotties like Anna-Christina, so I’m going to change it up a bit this time. Maybe instead we can go fishing together and reel in a big tuna. OK, fine, more like a little one, but still, call me! » view all 17 photos

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Meet Raffaella Modugno And Her Booty In A Bikini

As you probably know, us bloggers are deathly allergic to fresh air and sunlight, and that’s a real shame, because if we weren’t, I’d be on the next plane down to Miami after all the bikini hotties we’re constantly seeing on the beach there. And here’s the latest: Italian model Raffaella Modugno . According to my sources, Raffaella was named Miss Curvy Italy in 2011, and if she keeps this up, she’ll be named Ex-Mrs. Tuna in 2015. Yow. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Inspirational Christmas Video of the DAy

I just came across “christmas at the strip club”… a cinematic experience brought to you by Youtube and some dude named Thumper ..as a preview or glimpse into the Holiday Season that officially stars on Sunday, when all these girls dressed like slutty everything….from baked potatoes to tampons…that would be exciting if girls everywhere were sluts everyday… I mean, when girls were conservative and Halloween was an excuse for them to be the half naked girl they wanted to be, but couldn’t be, because their family and moral code…so it was exciting.. But now, social media is an excuse for girls to get naked, or half naked – every day of the year, and they do…and I just keep asking “how many bikinis, panties, lingerie can this person own…and do they only own them for instagram pics, because there is no practical use for all this”… So Christmas is the actual Holiday that these sluts get lonely and start realizing their slut life is lonely..because they are sluts…so that’s the one we should focus on…not this Halloween bullshit. All this to say, I have a feeling the guys in this video are one of you. The post Inspirational Christmas Video of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sylvie Meis’ Booty Is #1!

Here’s Sylvie Meis ensuring she stays at the top spot in my official Dutch hottie power rankings with another seriously sexy lingerie photoshoot. And at this rate, I’m just not sure what the other Dutch lingerie models out there like  Bregje Heinen and Marloes Horst can do to compete with Sylvie and her picture-perfect body. Other than maybe send a few shots like this directly to my inbox, or invite me out motorboating. Actually, on second thought, yeah, either of those would definitely work. The ball’s in your court, girls! Continue reading

Alyssa Arce’s Funbags Deserve More Attention

I know that Alyssa Arce isn’t a household name just yet, but with all the hotness we’ve been getting from her lately, I think the busty hottie’s making a serious push to become one. And this latest photoshoot definitely ought to help Alyssa get more attention. But if that doesn’t work, I recommend jogging down Hollywood Boulevard in her birthday suit. Actually, I recommend that no matter what. » view all 12 photos Continue reading