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Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day

Bella Hadid is the second in line Gigi Hadid…I assume they are sisters and share the same fame whore parents who moved to LA from whatever immigrant countries they are from to make stupid LA money and live out their basic LA dreams by becoming Botox rich people, yet still the fucking trashiest people, willing to whore out their kids, like they whored out themselves, or in her dad’s case, like he’s bought whores new to LA, because they needed a place to sleep and he needed head.. All this to say, this vapid, garbage, rich kid turned model thing is a joke, but as long as the bikini pics in tropical places are involved, and they are, because that’s just how social media works, I’ll look, since I’m a simple man who just likes bikini and has nothing else going on…whether bikinis are on kids thrown into modeling to compete with other rich people kid who star in reality shows, or some homeless hooker in her 60s down the street spread legged and tanning…give it to me. If you don’t like that – here’s GIGI, her sister, getting paid a lot to play pictionary with Michael Kors…wearing a tight dress…but more interestingly, acknowledging that she only has a career because of her instagram followers and without instagram she’d be nothing but a rich kid with another fake career…more importantly…she outlines how hungry she is…always hot from fake models…. The post Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karina Jelinek Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini A$$ Pose

Last time we saw Karina Jelinek at the beach, she was pulling one of my favorite moves in the hot nobody playbook: doing bikini yoga for the paps . Today though, the Argentine model is graduating to more advanced techniques, like the famous Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . Obviously, it’s only her first try, so she’s not quite there yet. But I think with a few more weeks of daily practice and a couple sessions with a certain blogger who’s studied the move extensively, Karina could get the hang of it eventually. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kimberley Garner Shows Her Sexy Midriff

I thought me and Kimberley Garner were close, considering we’ve been a Twitter couple for a while now. But this is how I had to find out that one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends has a new swimwear line? From these pictures of her at some “Polo in the Park” event in London? And to add insult to injury, she’s not even wearing any of the bikinis either, just holding them. Anyway, I’m not mad, just disappointed. I expected more from Kimberley… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kimberley Garner Shows Her Sexy Midriff

I thought me and Kimberley Garner were close, considering we’ve been a Twitter couple for a while now. But this is how I had to find out that one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends has a new swimwear line? From these pictures of her at some “Polo in the Park” event in London? And to add insult to injury, she’s not even wearing any of the bikinis either, just holding them. Anyway, I’m not mad, just disappointed. I expected more from Kimberley… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Fat Woman VS Convenience Store and Other Videos of the Day

Clearwater Florida Chick Fight – I Wonder If They Went to the Dali Museum First Classy Things Going Down Down South… Girl Vendor Gets Beat Truck VS Bridge Naked man Fight Couple Have Sex in a Restaurant Hollywood Movie or RUssia Road Bikers are Such Faggots Ass Implant of the Day Liquor Store Theif Gets Beat The post Fat Woman VS Convenience Store and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day

Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit… What the fuck am I talking about… That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media…. The post Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to… So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is.. But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens… Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30…. The post Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day

I would assume that this video is not about to win any film festival awards for genius, but I will argue that the storyline and execution is probably better than most of the smut coming out of Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that because I am a bitter man, or because I am a frat boy half retard who likes girls jumping in slow motion on trampolines, and that is enough of a story for me to really commit to the cause for the 13 minutes they want from me…actually..it is… The simplicity of producing shit like this, or girls skipping, or girls doing push ups, or girls just sitting around doing nothing while showing off ass or tits…is one of the last pure things in this world that reminds us that we are half retards…and this is all it takes. The post 13 Minutes of Girls on Trampolines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do… I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here? Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside. All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in.. The post Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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