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Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do… I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here? Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside. All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in.. The post Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bock Bikini Pictures

I’m gonna be honest, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting when I heard that Kate Bock did a bikini photoshoot involving ping pong balls, but what can I say? As a professional blogger, having my mind in the gutter is pretty much a job requirement. Besides, it’s not like I’m complaining. There’s no denying the SI Swimsuit hottie was born to wear a bikini, so any excuse to see her in one works for me. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Cailin Russo Because We Belong Together

Even though I’m still waiting for Cailin Russo to finally come to her senses and realize the two of us were meant to be together, that’s not going to stop me from trying. Or from doing new posts proclaiming for my love for the hot model. So here’s Cailin showing off those perfect stems of hers in a new photoshoot, and if you want to put in a good word for me on Twitter , feel free to mention any of good qualities. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke, you jerks.

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Meet Super Hottie Casie Chegwidden

Meet Casie Chegwidden . According to my research, this super-cute model made headlines when she snagged some role in a lingerie video over Lindsay Lohan , but with a little luck, pretty soon, she could be known for something much better: becoming the first bikini model to ever date a blogger. And that’s a way more interesting claim to fame, if you ask me. » view all 15 photos

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Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas… I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this… She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas… I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this… She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Krag Bikini Pictures

I don’t know a whole lot about Maja Krag here, but according to an exhaustive 30-45 seconds of research, she’s a Danish model, and she was born to wear a bikini. Anyway, I would’ve found out more, but then I came across  Maja’s Instagram , and decided there was a much better use of those 30-45 seconds, if you catch my drift. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Tiffany Keller Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

Any time I come across a new hottie like Tiffany Keller here, I want to find out everything there is to know about her. Now, unfortunately, I wasn’t able to find what I really wanted to know — Tiffany’s official stance on dating pasty bloggers who live in their mom’s basement — but on the plus side, I was able to find an Instagram full of sexy selfies from the hot model. And I guess that’ll do for now. Enjoy. » view all 21 photos

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Abigail Ratchford’s Busty Bikini Pictures

Abigail Ratchford  is one of my new favorite busty hotties, and I swear that every photoshoot we get from her is somehow even better than the last one. Here’s her latest set of bikini pictures, and I’d love to take Abigail out motorboating one day, I’d just be a little afraid I might drown in those things. Although I guess there’s worse ways to go… » view all 12 photos

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Genevieve Morton’s Big Tits Lip Sync of the DAy

Genevieve Morton has massive and amazing breasts that you probably remember from a decade or two of Sports Illustrated modeling….She’s the Kate Upton before Kate Upton moved in a stole her big breasted Glory…using some American Pride to win against South Africa…even though fat Americans are far lest interesting in accent and for masturbation purposes than South Africans…even if South Africans are given a shitty end of the stick thanks to high AIDS rate, Apartheid, racism and legless Olympian model killers….I think South Africans are the future, and by future I mean of my fantasies…. thanks to these tits…looking down on my…like a queen I must worship… Here’s some pics of her….modeling bikinis… The post Genevieve Morton’s Big Tits Lip Sync of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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