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Dani Thorne’s Hotness Is Legal!

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Don’t worry, I’m not trying to get anyone added to a government watch list on a holiday. Because Bella Thorne might be trouble, but luckily Dani Thorne — aka Bella’s hot (and more importantly, legal) sister — isn’t. …Well, I guess that’s not entirely true. You just have to be careful where you look at these bikini pictures, because most places have a zero tolerance “no pants, no service” policy. Yes, even on holidays. So enjoy, and just try to stay out of trouble. Continue reading →

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Skin Links 5.19.15

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Dani Mathers is your new Playmate of the Year ( egotastic.com ) Jewel gets cleave-y in a bathing suit ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Speaking of cleavage, Salma Hayek brought hers to Cannes ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Who wouldn’t want Dana Harem in their harem? ( boobieblog.com ) Hey Miley, we can see your nipple! ( thenipslip.com ) The hottest hottie who’s ever hottied! ( doubleviking.com ) Brazilian model Julia Pereira knows a thing or two about two piece swimwear! ( steakwood.com ) Sophie Marceau slips a nip at Cannes ( fleshbot.com )

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April Love Geary bikini pics

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

20-year-old model April Love Geary – who showed off her toned figure in two different bikinis. The mannequin looks like she has been working out plenty as she showed off her figure in this studded black bikini. April has since peppered her social media channels with snaps of Bincy in various states of repose – including one snap that captures the lovable mutt sitting behind the mixing desk during a trip to the recording studio. But while she’s developed a close bond with her new pet, Apr

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Camila Morrone’s Hotness Is Not To Be Forgotten

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I post a lot of hot models on this site, and I know it’s probably hard to keep up with all of them. So I don’t blame you if you forgot who Camila Morrone is. But here’s a refresher: she’s friends with Vanessa Hudgens , is pretty great at  Instagram , and was born to wear a bikini. And once you check out this latest bikini shoot of hers, I have a feeling she’s going to stick in your mind. Because Camila’s so hot, she’ll get burned into your memory. You’re welcome. » view all 21 photos

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Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhynes with sewers possibly because that’s her name, or maybe it is because Germans are into scat…this is something I’ve said before, probably every time I write a post on Anna Ewers, because no one has done the research I need to know whether she likes getting shit on as her name and ethnicity would imply… I guess, it doesn’t matter, but either do these pics of her in bikinis for Vogue UK, I mean who gives a fuck about another girl in a bikini for a magazine…it’s all the fucking same…whether it’s a hot brazilian or a hot german thanks to ethnic cleansing in the 40s…to a hot South African…it’s all the fucking same…not that it’s a bad same, it’d be like having a lot of money and getting more money, it’s the same money, but more money is better than no money, even if the bills are the same “all these hundreds keep coming in”…it’s just annoying for those of us, mainly you because I have no sex drive, who can’t fuck them…but instead..just look at them… All this to say – Anna Ewers is a Babe… The post Anna Ewers for Vogue UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Bikini Pictures

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman , so here’s a little refresher for anyone who forgot who these hotties are: they’re a pair of professional bikini bloggers, just like me. Only difference is, they model the bikinis themselves . And do a pretty good job of it too. I tried it myself for a while, but for some reason, nobody wanted to see shots of me in a Speedo. Go figure. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Harper’s Bazaar China Beach of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Harper’s Bazaar China did some feature with models Stephanie Joy Field, Eva Downey, Izzy Jarrett, Seth Turnbull, & Ethan Robertson…who I’ve never heard of…that reminds me of some Baywatch model weirdness..that is pretty fucking creepy but that features models in bikinis..which as it turns out is all that I need to post nonsense pictures that don’t fucking matter…even if they are in a magazine in the worlds most powerful country….to distract the people it represses on their global takeover…so that they don’t get in the way with internal conflict…it’s like look at the white people, we own half their debt, yes when we come to collect, they will be the ones in our sweatshops…not our 7 year olds with their little hard working hands…. The post Harper’s Bazaar China Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you…. I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck…. I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics… The post Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xenia Deli Is So Hot She Will Blow Your Pants Off

Posted on April 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been at least a couple weeks since I did a post on Xenia Deli where I called her the hottest woman on the planet. And I guess she must’ve missed hearing that from her favorite blogger, because here’s Xenia’s latest photoshoot, and if you ask me, I think it’s probably the hottest one she’s ever done. So enjoy, because if I knew this is what would happen, I’d “forget” to compliment Xenia more often. Yow!

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Ashley Benson Showing Her Stomach of the Day

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson is the chubby pretty little liar…who was extremely famous because the show is so big amongst the tweens..but not quite as big as her belly… I’ve never seen the pretty little liars show, I just know that looking at her instagram picture makes me feel like I am reading an maternity clothing catalog… Maybe I’m being an asshole, but maybe Ashley Benson is the real asshole who broke free from her show, to differentiate herself, in something that was mainstream buy edgy…and that involved threesomes with James Franco and Vanessa Hudgens, all while being 10 pounds too fat… I mean…I have expectations for tweens running around in bikinis, I don’t want to see mid 20 year old colllege grad looking girls who spent the last 4 years drinking beer, eating pizza and sucking dick.. I get it, hormones in the food…kids are fatter than they used to be…fat is in..and I guess what it really comes down to is that I actually don’t care… You see a sloppy 20 something is better than the obese 50 something I fuck with…and the reality is that I sext with all kinds of chubby 20 year olds…and like it..but the difference between them an Ashley Benson…is that they give me the time of day while Benson is on TV….and that’s what matters… The post Ashley Benson Showing Her Stomach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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