Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction… The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me… Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit… The post Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, is a campaign for some bathing suit company…., It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte as she rides my face ike a Mechanical bull…or bike…or really anything she’s into that involves riding…I am accommodating like that.. I would google her, but really why bother…look at the pics.. The post Emma Stern Nielsen in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As you know, I try to avoid celebrity gossip and just focus on the important stuff — like celebrities in bikinis — but sometimes I can’t help it. And I just heard something pretty upsetting: according to my sources, that little d-bag Justin Bieber was seen getting all handsy with Aussie model Shanina Shaik here at Coachella. Like I needed another reason to hate that stupid festival. Anyway, forget that. Let’s all try to think happier thoughts and just enjoy these pictures of Shanina in lingerie instead. » view all 18 photos Continue reading →
As you know, I try to avoid celebrity gossip and just focus on the important stuff — like celebrities in bikinis — but sometimes I can’t help it. And I just heard something pretty upsetting: according to my sources, that little d-bag Justin Bieber was seen getting all handsy with Aussie model Shanina Shaik here at Coachella. Like I needed another reason to hate that stupid festival. Anyway, forget that. Let’s all try to think happier thoughts and just enjoy these pictures of Shanina in lingerie instead. » view all 18 photos Continue reading →
The first time I introduced you perverts to Rocky Barnes here, she was going by Rachel. And I’m not sure what prompted the name change, but here’s hoping the next time we see her, she’ll be going by Rocky Tuna instead. Either way, whatever you want to call her, one thing’s for sure: she looks damn good in a bikini. Enjoy! » view all 17 photos
Here’s Julia Pereira , aka the hottest swimsuit model/swimsuit designer out there right now, showing off a few new designs from her latest swimwear line collection. And I know that most designers don’t model their own creations, but you know what they say, if you want a job done right, do it yourself. And when it comes to modeling Julia’s bikinis, I’d say this definitely qualifies as doing it right. Enjoy. Photos: Victor Sanabrais
I’ve covered a lot of busty Brits in my day, but I’m pretty sure this is the first post I’m doing on Dani Thompson here. And even though I didn’t recognize the name, there was just something about the British actress/model that caught my eye. (Just to be clear, it was the giant funbags.) Anyway, upon closer inspection, I recommend you keep your eyes on those, because the rest of Dani isn’t nearly as good. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Her name is Julia Pereira. She’s a Brazilian model who hasn’t been tainted by the Victoria’s Secret empire that like the Portuguese explorers before them, raped and pillaged Brazil for all their natural resources, by distracting the locals with false promises of salvation like the Portuguese did with catholicism…only unlike catholicism…the Victoria’s Secret salvation kind of comes true, if fame, fortune and billionare husbands is what you’re into.. That said, Julia Pereira proves you don’t need Victoria’s Secret to be a Brazilian bikini model…you just need to look like this…and more importantly…to have bikinis… The post JUlia Pereira’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know how I love discovering new bikini models almost as much as you guys love drooling over them, so here’s my latest find: Danish hottie Frederikke Winther . And I’ve got to tell you, with a bikini body this good, Frederikke just officially jumped to the top of my to-do list. Granted, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to cross her off, but I hear it’s good to set career goals. » view all 23 photos
We’ve posted our fair share of father-daughter moments here at The Hollywood Gossip. Remember when that man and his child danced around the Shake It Off ? Or when a different pair lip-synced to Iggy Azaela ? But the following video now comprises our favorite ever moment between a dad and his little girl. Young Girl Goes Off On Kim Kardashian It features the former learning that her parent’s celebrity crush is Kim Kardashian… and then going on to crush him over it. “If I were a man, I would not pick Kim Kardashian to be my celebrity crush. You wanna know why? I’ll tell you why!” she exclaims, adding: “The only reason why she’s famous is because of her plastic surgery.” Well, because of the Kim Kardashian sex tape . But go on… “Excuse me!” she continues, now addressing the reality star herself. “Every single photo shoot you go to, you don’t got clothes on!” It’s sad, but mostly true. And this is the really sad thing: someday, North West will be the one to run a simple Google search and come to this same realization about her mother. We shudder to think of the therapy bills that will result from that discovery. 29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes 1. Kim, After Suffering a Mishap While Pregnant… View Photo If labor’s worse than this, I’ll hang myself. I’ll literally take a knife and slit my throat. 2. Khloe, on Playing Golf… View Photo I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor’s Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.) 3. An Unexpected Connection… View Photo I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. – Kim Kardashian 4. Kim, on Voting for Obama… View Photo He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim, on Going Under the Knife… View Photo I’ll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I’ll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down? 6. Kim, on Neutering her Dog… I don’t like big balls on a dog. 7. Worst. Thing. EVER. View Photo I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. – Kim Kardashian 8. Kim, on Treating Herself… View Photo I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim to Khloe, During Hair Remove Process… View Photo You have a better looking vagina than I thought. 10. Kim, on Britney Spears… View Photo She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks?’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks. 11. Khloe, Following a Near Nip-Slip on The X Factor… View Photo I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life. 12. Khloe, Giving Underwear Advice… View Photo Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Khloe, Just Being Angry… View Photo F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think! 14. Khloe, to Kris Humphries… View Photo Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. 15. Khloe, on Her Mother’s New Hairdo… View Photo Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina’s bush. 16. Khloe, Just Being… Honest? View Photo I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Khloe, on Reggie Bush and Kim… View Photo I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can’t do much better than that. 18. Khloe, on Playing Parent… View Photo A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time. 19. Khloe, Sounding Like Brick Tamland… View Photo Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you. 20. Kris, on Her Best Friends… View Photo A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kris, Being Gross… View Photo Honey, anytime there’s balls involved, it’s my kind of game. 22. Kourtney, on Putting a Picke Up Her Butt… View Photo Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good. 23. Kourtney, on REALLY Loving Motherhood… View Photo I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it. 24. Kourtney, on Photographer Ashley Paige… View Photo I’m ready to shove a taco up her ass. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kourtney, on Being Ravenous… View Photo I’m such a bitch when I’m hungry. Like, stone cold biatch. 26. Scott Disick, on Himself… View Photo When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me. 27. Scott Disick, Still on Himself… View Photo All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream! 28. Scott Disick, on… Guess Who? View Photo I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out … Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kim, on Being Pregnant… View Photo I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great… and it just hasn’t been that way. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
