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Bella Thorne’s Panty Peak

I know me and Bella Thorne have still never met in person — I keep trying, but I’m pretty sure my Twitter marriage proposals must not be coming through or something. But thanks to her constant daily Snapchat updates, I feel like I already know so much about her and we’ve got so much in common. I’ll give you an example: we both love it when she sticks out her tongue in pictures and posts half-naked selfies. See? I told you guys we were meant to be together. I’m sure she’ll come around eventually.

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Cailin Russo Because We Belong Together

Even though I’m still waiting for Cailin Russo to finally come to her senses and realize the two of us were meant to be together, that’s not going to stop me from trying. Or from doing new posts proclaiming for my love for the hot model. So here’s Cailin showing off those perfect stems of hers in a new photoshoot, and if you want to put in a good word for me on Twitter , feel free to mention any of good qualities. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke, you jerks.

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Laura Cremaschi’s Sweet Booty In A Bikini

I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad is that I still haven’t managed to convince Laura Cremaschi to leave her super-rich husband for my mom’s basement (for some reason), but the good news is that at least they’re still taking bikini vacations together. Which gives my favorite Italian showgirl another chance to show off that world-class booty of hers. It’s already in my top 5 of all-time, but the top spot could be hers if Laura ever comes to her senses and realizes the two of us were meant to be together. » view all 28 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Madison Murray Because We Were Meant To Be

I’m still waiting for the day when Madison Murray finally realizes that we were meant for each other and moves into the Tuna Mansion (aka my mom’s basement). So far, the plan’s hit a few speed bumps (like Madison barely being aware of my existence), but that’s nothing the two of us can’t work through. Until then though, I guess I’ll just have to make do with drooling over these new pictures of her in a bikini instead. Lucky for me, that’s a pretty solid Plan B. Continue reading

Cheryl Tweedy Gets Sexy For The Brits

So the Brit Awards were held last night and all the big name celebrities were there including boy band ‘Take That’ who are all now well into their thirties. This is why nobody gives a crap about the British Grammys Brit Awards . Anyhow, the only reason I know they happened is because my smartphone notifies me whenever my favorite hottie Cheryl Tweedy makes an appearance at anything. She and I were meant for each other.

ESPN Analyst’s Hookup – Keep Him Away from Me

Filed under: Talk Sports , Exclusives TMZ has learned Brooke Hundley filed for a restraining order against married ESPN analyst Steve Phillips … just ONE DAY after she dropped a letter off at his house which basically said they were meant to be together.In the document — filed on … Permalink

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Michael Jackson — Rolls Out

Filed under: Michael Jackson , Ride Me Three of Michael Jackson’s priciest possessions were removed from his Las Vegas home yesterday: A trio of Rolls Royces.We hear the expensive whips were meant to be wedding presents for Michael’s three children someday — but none of the Rolls we …

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