I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents. You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress. The post Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Nina Agdal is pretty old, played out, has a shitty attitude, probably doesn’t make very much money a year doing what she does, but has access to rich dudes who finance her, and most impportantly, a shitty fucking attitude…. So the good news is that she will be replaced. She and her retard looking wonky face don’t offer any real talent, sure she’s got a hot butt, so many girls have hot butts, who gives a fuck about this hot butt, when there are 1000s of other hot butts that are younger, fresher, have a better attitude and pretty much are perfect to replace her…. TO SEE ALL THE CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Swimsuit Catalog Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is.. I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram… But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now.. Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can. The post Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Move over, Kate Upton . And make way for Ashley Graham! The 27-year old has confirmed via Instagram that she’ll be featured this month in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, becoming the first plus-size model in history to grace the pages of that iconic issue. “Secret’s out!! So honored to be the face of #CurvesInBikinis for @swimsuitsforall! Can’t wait for the ad’s debut in the @SI_Swimsuit issue!” Graham wrote as a caption to the above image. Added the Size-16 brunette in a statement shortly after the news broke: “I know my curves are sexy and I want everyone else to know that theirs are too. There is no reason to hide and every reason to flaunt.” Graham actually made headlines last month when she took issue with Jennifer Lawrence serving as Hollywood’s idea of a “regular” sized woman. “She’s tiny,” Graham said of The Hunger Games star. “There needs to be more education in schools, because that’s where eating disorders start. It’s not just about being healthy; it’s also about loving who you are.” Amen, Ashley! If only Kim Kardashian had embraced this same viewpoint before she became publicly obsessed with weight loss. Graham – whose modeling resume includes spreads in Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Glamour and Latina – can serve as a role model to young women everywhere, including the following in Hollywood: 14 Celebrities Who Need to Eat Some Pie 1. Lindsay Lohan View Photo Lindsay Lohan looks healthier these days than she used to at the height of her … whatever that phase was. 2. Lady Gaga View Photo Lady Gaga has been a positive voice for so many people, but she’s also sparked concerns over her own unhealthy body image. 3. Rachel Frederickson View Photo Rachel Frederickson of The Biggest Loser may have taken it too far. She insists she’s healthy nowadays and in “maintenance” mode. 4. Victoria Beckham Victoria Beckham is gorgeous, but has always raised eyebrows with her rail-thin frame. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Nicole Richie View Photo Nicole Richie’s skinny frame has made headlines for years. 6. Kate Bosworth View Photo Is Kate Bosworth too thin? 7. Macaulay Culkin View Video Macaulay Culkin looks dramatically thinner these days and has sparked a great deal of rumors and concern with his appearance. 8. Shenae Grimes View Photo Shenae Grimes of 90210 fame was often believed to be unhealthily thin, though she denied having an eating disorder and was critical of those who chastised her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Courtney Love View Photo Comment rendered unnecessary. 10. The Olsen Twins View Photo Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have often made headlines with their gaunt, frail appearances. 11. Kate Moss View Photo One of the world’s best-known supermodels, Kate Moss was once synonymous with excess, scandal and criticism for being too thin. 12. Keira Knightley View Photo Is the stunningly beautiful Keira Knightley naturally that thin? Fans have often asked that question. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Angelina Jolie View Photo Is Angelina Jolie too thin? Or just naturally slender? 14. Paris Hilton View Photo Paris Hilton’s weight has always been long been a topic of controversy (among others) surrounding the reality star. 15. Erin Wasson View Photo Erin Wasson topless on Instagram … showing off some skin AND bone. 16. Bethenny Frankel in Daughter’s Pajamas View Photo Bethenny Frankel in her daughter’s pajamas. Real normal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like 14 Celebrities Who Need to Eat Some Pie? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
I haven’t done a post on Jaclyn Swedberg in a long time, but seeing Zoo name her their Bikini Babe of the Year in their latest issue reminded me just how well the busty hottie fills out a bikini. And now that the former Playboy Playmate of the Year has landed another major title, I think it’s time for me to add one more to the list, and officially name her the latest future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Granted, it may not be as exclusive a title as those other two, but trust me, it’s just as prestigious. So congrats Jaclyn, you definitely earned it.
Since it’s my job to introduce you perverts to the latest up-and-coming hotties, I want you all to meet Renata Moesia , who I hope we’ll be seeing a lot more of in the future. Because this set of bikini pictures is making one hell of a great first impression. Otherwise, the only things I know about this hottie so far is that Renata’s from Brazil and that I’m going to need a cold shower of my own to cool down after this shoot. Wow. I think I’m already in love. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
It’s time to take a little break from all the Super Bowl party hotness to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming of hotties in bikinis. So here’s model/former reality star Lauren Stoner partying at the beach. And actually, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her anywhere else. Not that I’m complaining, of course. Because this is the second-best place for her to be 24/7, assuming hanging out in my mom’s basement in a bikini isn’t an option. And I’m pretty sure it’s not. I’ve asked nicely and everything. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
The good news is that I’ve got another solid set of bikini pictures from Dakota James for you degenerates today. The bad news? That for the first time I’ve seen, her porn star BFF Halle Von didn’t hit the beach with her. And that’s a little disappointing. I mean, haven’t they heard of the buddy system? When it comes to porn stars, going solo just isn’t the same. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Yara Khmidan is some Ukrainian model….which means she escaped the war torn fate of being a sex worker on a cam site, or shot by Russians, while working with low level porn producer for discount wages, because it makes more money than Lawyers do back home…. I guess she’s tall, I know she has an amazing ass, and here she is in boring bikini photoshoots for a company that makes bikinis for tweens…which isn’t weird on the beach while swimming, but is fucking weird on their ecommerce page of their website… That’s all I have to say about that…and it is about as interesting as my insight into this Ukrainian gets…
If you guys are anything like me — aka desk-bound degenerates constantly hunting for new pictures of hot models in bikinis — then I’m betting you can’t get enough of Tatiane de Souza . And luckily you won’t have to, because I just came across another great set of bikini pictures from the Brazilian hottie. So enjoy, but make sure to take your time, because until Tatiane starts to deliver shoots like this on a weekly basis, it’s going to take a while for supply to catch up to demand. » view all 19 photos