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Bella Thorne is a 17 Year Old Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10…. That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Naked in the Desert Footwear Campaign of the Day

This is a shoot by photographer KATE BELLM , who shot a footwear campaign in the desert with a model who got naked, which as far as I’m concerned is the only way any ad campaign should be shot – because clothes just get in the way of promoting products…and let’s just hope mainstream brands take this lead and make all campaigns on TV, billboard, and even radio like this – because I am all about naked…even when I am not really about commerce selling garbage people don’t need…because naked is good…even when it is for corporate evil…

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Japanese Bikini Video of the Day

This is a weird and amazing Japanese girls in bikinis video that 3,000,000 people have seen, that I only saw today because I am neither Japanese or current when it comes to internet nonsense and I think that 3,000,000 more people need to see it….make it the Gangnam Style….of big Japanese tits in a bikini..and not because I have a Japanese fetish, but because we should all have a Japanese fetish, it’s the weirdest place in the fucking world – from their porn to their tv shows…to this…and I am a fan.

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Zoe Cross Flashes her Ass for Some Campaign of the Day

I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.

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Kate Upton for Fire Age Campaign of the Day

Game of War – Decisions from Jeguk Group on Vimeo . Apparently this videogame is one of the biggest mobile videogames to ever exist. It is called This is War – Fire Age or something equally nerdy, virginal, and expected to be a huge hit game because what the fuck else are socially awkward kids doing with their free time, not a whole fucking lot…so they cast Kate Upton to distract them, lure them, excited them and make them think she is on their game too, and that one day they may meet her along the RPG way….and the whole thing is fucking weird, but not as weird as Kate Upton’s acting, or the fact they don’t shoot much of her tits down, because everyone knows that below the tits, she’s a fucking train wreck….to look at…and apprently this whole campaign cost 40 million dollars…waste of money….

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Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anais Zanotti And Ana Braga Bikini Pictures

If you guys didn’t know Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga are BFFs. And that’s a good thing for us because they always head out to the beach together and show off their awesome bodies. Here they are in Florida soaking up some sun. The only thing missing in this picture is me applying sunscreen on them. And since I can work pretty much from anywhere, I think they should give me a call. I’d be totally down for that gig. » view all 12 photos           Photos: Fameflynet

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Karlie Kloss’s Supermodel Cleavage Show

Apparently the Glamour Women of the Year Awards were held in New York last night, and for some reason, I wasn’t invited. Even though everyone knows I try to do as much as I can to help women’s careers. Well, as long as it involves posting pictures of them in bikinis and/or recommending they date me, that is. Anyway, here’s leggy Victoria’s Secret model and Taylor Swift’s BFF Karlie Kloss showing that she can diversify by also showing off some solid cleavage. And I take full credit for helping to encourage that, whether it’s recognized or not. You’re welcome, everybody. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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More Kat Torres’s Bikini Awesomeness

This is our second set of Kat Torres bikini pictures this week, but funny, I don’t see any of you perverts complaining. Actually, that’s not entirely true, I’m sure at least a few of you will complain that we haven’t gotten even more photoshoots from the Brazilian hottie, and I can’t blame you. With a body this good, I could look at Kat in a bikini five days a week. I would’ve said 24/7, but I figure we should probably pace ourselves, at least to start. Chafing is no joke. » view all 16 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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