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Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her. She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty. So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER… But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember when I used to socialize, I had one perverted friend, the kind of guy who was just always horny to the level where everyone around him would be uncomfortable, you know the kind of guy you didn’t want to get stuck in a remote place, like a cabin in the woods on a bro weekend with because he’d end up raping you. Everyone has one of these dudes in their life… Well, when pornstar Bella Donna shaved her head for a porno role that could have one her an Oscar but that probably ended up with her head being smashed in a toilet the was being flushed while getting fucked from behind…. Anyway, this guy got hooked on bald girls, he loved it, would want to cum on their heads and watch it trip down… He couldn’t find bald girls who weren’t lesbians so he hit the cancer ward. It was a dark time filled with heartache… I don’t know what happened to that guy, but this is for him. The girl, Joey King, who you know from some Disney Shit, the Conjouring, Kissing Booth and whatever the fuck else is playing what must be a cancer patient, because Hollywood alienates real cancer patients by not casting them in movies, but instead like to use people like Joey King to culturally appropriate their stories…I know some think it’s called acting…you know channelling someone and presenting yourself as them…but social justice warriors don’t agree… The post Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day

Posted on October 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After the success of our first post on a Fishing Babe with Florida Style bolt on tits and fitness competition bodies, I decided to dig down and find another fishing slut, who is out there with her tits fishing for the perverts, and she comes in the form of Heidi V Hoback ….. I do think that Hoback is a funny name, she probably got teased a lot, like Get on your Ho Back, while I stick my dick in you, bring your ho back over here, I mean I am sure there are far more talented people out there to make clever HOBACK jokes, I’m just saying it’s a great last name…for a ho… Fishing is the most popular sport in the world, which is amazing when you consider fishing a sport, it’s pretty fucking lazy and slow moving…but lots of people do it….so it’s only natural that a woman would jump in to produce fishing smut, erotica, clickbait, to capitalize on all those people…because some people in AMerica are still wholesome, with good old fashioned family values, who know that the simplicity of putting tits out there doing things that you like doing, makes it worth looking at… What I am saying is put a bitch in a bikini doing any activity, from GYM to Fishing to Grocery Shopping and people will watch and look…since we love bikinis and we live when Hoes get on their back like Heidi of the Mountain Hoback… Fishing /Hunting SLut for you perverts… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hottest Selena Gomez Pics for her Suicide Watch of the Day

Posted on October 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez, who is in and out of rehab – and who just had a mental breakdown and is institutionalized due to said breakdown – all on Mental Health Awareness Day’s bio on her instagram…the most followed instagram in the world…cuz someone gives Zuckerberg handjobs….is: Light, space, zest -that’s God. With him on my side I’m FEARLESS, afraid of no one and nothing. Hypocrisy in Hollywood Jesus Freaks: Clearly, bitch is crazy, but she’s not even a good Christian about it, which I guess you can tell by her entire fucking self involved, entitled rich kid, disgusting and excessive career, we can’t really blame her for, her mom is the one who threw her onto Barney and Said “do whatever it takes big purple dino”….and whatever it takes has left it’s mark on her soul….then there’s the whole LUPUS thing, getting Kidney Transplants to stay alive and shit….she’s just a fucking mess… But at least she has god….a god who has brought Bieber and Baldwin together, leaving Selena and her auto-immune disease in the dust…to be committed, where she cries about how amazing her life is, how full her bank account is, how many fans she has, and how she has nothing to really complain about…but still finds a way..cuz that’s what young cunty spoiled brats do….nothing’s ever good enough for them…not even God… The funniest story in the “Selena is receiving treatment and has the full support of her friends and family, after she was recently hospitalized after complications from her kidney transplant”.. Is that “Bieber was seen arriving at his church on Wednesday evening—shortly after TMZ broke the news that Selena Gomez had entered a mental health facility after being hospitalized twice in two weeks. Bieber arrived at church without his wife Hailey Baldwin, and was seen looking visibly upset. He was comforted by friends as he left”….. I guess she tried to kill herself….because Light, space, zest -that’s God. With him on my side I’m FEARLESS, afraid of no one and nothing. Even death…. These fake Jesus freak rich kids are so fucking delusional, coddled and turning to Jesus while being everything Jesus is not…is weird. It is like they are searching for help or assurance that despite being shitty humans they are forgiven and it feels good. The post Hottest Selena Gomez Pics for her Suicide Watch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Beckinsale and Kathy Griffin Bikini Contest of the Day

Posted on August 15, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you’re old but still want to be click bait that people sexualize and jerk off to, even if you’re hanging off a thread, or a pubic hair as red as the devil’s dick like Kathy Griffen, while vampire Kate Beckinsale still looks good… The whole world is one massive and horrible episode of AMerica’s Funniest Home Videos. Mindless shit…that is easy to manipulate… But what I will say is that at least these two F through V listers who really don’t matter no matter how much Kate Beckinsale stays a vampire, or Kathy Griffen whines about Anderson Cooper dick….are not fat…. I hate fat chicks more than old skinny chicks in bikinis, whether they are ugly or hot or not, fat violates all things and is the ultimate worst…so this here…I don’t mind. The post Kate Beckinsale and Kathy Griffin Bikini Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Bikini Dance of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is a very important and relevant pop culture icon who is just 20 years old…like a Kardashian, or a Kylie Jenner, but on the other spectrum of annoying…where instead of being rich and knocked up, she’s running her own brand out of her expensive house that Disney Money got her…and now that Social Media money is making her….a brand based on being a weirdo crackhead raver chick who never leaves the house…but that understands the power of the internet…building out brands, manipulating young people to steal their parents credit card to buy shit they don’t need to support her in her quest of weirdness…and as it turns out…they make bikinis, because bikinis are easy to promote…like the puppet master she is…since people like seeing disney kids half naked…especially ones with fat tits… Annoying or not…she’s in a bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Bikini Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Victoria Justice and Madison Reed in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Madison Beer is Victoria’s Justices sister, they have different last names, who knows why…the complications of the modern family dynamic where no one knows who is related and I guess where everyone just fucks each other regardless because they don’t have the same last name, just the same mother, so it’s cool… I know Madison Beer from her leaked nudes that you can see if you read this article I posted and click the PUSSY PIC

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Halsey Nipples See Through Bra of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Our favorite, or least favorite, but I post on her like I do with Rita Ora, is out there doing her thing, whatever that thing may be, and it involves see through BRAS and showing her nipples which in case you didn’t realize, is fucking awesome no matter what fucking weirdo is doing it.. I know nipples are being desexualized, but they still excite me, and the more the free the nipple, it’s just nipples, stop being a pervert happens, the more of a pervert I get to be… I mean yesterday I saw a black chick, who unlike Halsey, was actually black, not just milking the fact that her dad is Black to try to get in on the “ethnic” and “diversity” storyline…wearing a dress, no bra, with monster tits, nipples everywhere and I FUCKING Loved it… I see nipples in person and on the internet – EVERY Day of my damn life…and it’s the only thing inspiring, even when on people like Halsey, who fucked the right DJ, got a record deal in the VIP room, and now seems to exist…blue hair and all..her pretty fucking white looking nipples. Here she is being white for a white people magazine JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Nipples See Through Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Despite being convinced that Gisele Bundchen was a man, that Tom Brady was a Queer, that together they trolled the world like the psychopaths they are, no one gets as rich as they are without being manipulative monsters with no morals or values, and Gisele in a pregnancy prosthetic is something that would hardly cost that much if you were a tranny lover trying to hide your tranny loving because your Boston fans are a bunch of blue collar working, beer drinking, Catholics who don’t like trannies… I’m going to assume she’s a woman….and in a bikini…even if Gender as a concept is a construct of the patriarchy to keep women repressed……or some shit… There’s this grey area of having a female body, being in female clothing, that dick or not, makes you woman enough to stare at since we’re not the ones on all fours begging you to bang us up our man cooters…. We’ll call this “woman-enough”. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Cambrie Schroder Hard Nipples Wet Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ricky Schroder has a couple of kids with a slutty ex wife, that I guess only left him recently, but that is using some of them SIlVER SPOONS to finance her daughter’s fitness company, where that they are all in bikinis, mom included, in Miami and I guess other places, to promote the fitness company, throwing Instagram parties around the Fitness companies, and attaching some business structure to otherwise shameless half naked pics… It’s interesting for anyone who watched Silver Spoons to see how someone who is so irrelevant as a personality, like Ricky Schroder’s daughters can still ride and mooch off the name…because america just fucking loves anyone and everything associated to their entertainment industry. I apprecaite this pic due to the nipples. Youthful nipples out there being entrepreneurial…self starting…hustling….living that good life.. Cambrie Schroder is some fitness chick from Instagram you may remember her from this bikini photoshoot TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Cambrie Schroder Hard Nipples Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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