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Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tiny Bikini of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is part of the problem and not the solution.. As a fat man who can’t fit on the bus seats, plane seats, really any restaurant seat with arms, I feel like I have the right to say….fat is fucking terrible. As a fat man who has been married to a fat woman who is disabled from being fat, and who I have to actually wipe her ass down sometimes when her pancreas can’t produce enough digestive enzymes to digest the fat she eats and it ends up all over her gross thighs…. As a fat man who has no standards but knows enough to know that fat is disgusting, a liability, a health hazard, unattractive and gross. I can say that making the seats bigger for the fat people to be more comfortables, and by seats I mean bikinis, is just saying keep eating motherfuckers, die young, be medicated, we don’t care… This whole inclusivity, body positivity thing is nonsense that is created by people like the Kardashians who are the most vapid plastic surgery ridden women, to sell product to dumb fat chicks who want to believe they can have a good life….and if you’re Iskra Lawrence and in your “fat suit” to get famous…I guess you can…but to the poor suckers who are having fat normalized and are told it’s ok to be them…that’s just bad for everyone and the infrastructure and society as a whole…the health industry just can’t support it…and either can most structures. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tiny Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day

MORE ATHLETES IN BIKINIS….It will never stop… I used to have a tennis fetish, back when women’s tennis featured women, sure there was the occasional lesbian, but for the most part it was just rich white girls frolicking around hitting balls, grunting and flashing panties…a porno fantasy really… Now the competition is too strong, and so are the women who participate, but I can still watch them grunt like they are either fucking you up the ass with their dicks, or vice versa…while showing sweaty cameltoe…and to me that’s a celebration.. I don’t think I still have that tennis fetish I’ve always had…because this is what the hot ones look like…a bit too much musculature….I prefer my tennis to be more dainty… That said here’s Caroline Wozniacki…who I guess is Steve Wozniacki, the guy who created APPLE’s wife….in a bikini like all the girls are doing these days. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Liz Hurley Stretching her Pussy of the Day

Liz Hurley is grandmother aged – yet still whoring down in bikinis – which offers us a great lesson on this day before the Fourth of July…the single greatest day in American History and that is that none of you Americans should be trying this at Liz Hurley’s age, because I have seen you at your Walmarts and you don’t have this EURO appeal…and even the skinny ones, look like meth heads all toothless rather than magical like this sugar baby gold digging bikini slut still peddling the bikinis slutty…and making herself matter because of it…because her career was really not that memorable and we’d all forget if she wasn’t out there stretching her pussy…while instead we know her ass could actually stretch her pussy out and make a sail out of it…to coast down the great Mississippi like Huck Finn…. I’m drunk on American Flag Cudweiser…bottle cans…I like an early start to all bikini filled holidays…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Liz Hurley Stretching her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Group Pussy Dance of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui, the big Jewish tits from Canada who got famous in America for being the big Tits on Entourage….is doing a pussy dance. A pussy dance, for the perverts who don’t know what a pussy dance is, but who she is doing a pussy dance for…is when a girl leads her dance with her pussy….so it’s like step one of the dance is pussy forward…pussy left….pussy right….pussy back…pussy right…pussy left…pussy forward…while the rest of her follows. I haven’t seen a group this big do a pussy dance before….it’s masterful….maybe it is thanks to her circus performing roots… I don’t have the answers…just the video…and as a bonus they are in bikinis, wearing bikinis, which is like Bra and Panties to me…same coverage..different fabric…same contact with genitals…hot.

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Ashley Tisdale Crotch Shot of the Day

If you’ve read this site before, and I assume you haven’t, because if you’re a returning visitor, you’re likely only here for the pictures, and if you’re accidentally here from some random way that is probably not from google, because google has banned me and sends me no traffic, I’ll say that I used to target Ashley Tisdale for being ugly, marketed as hot, winning awards on MTV award shows, for her Disney Show she was on, and it would annoy me. She had a botched noise job and represented all that is wrong with marketing, BUT she did have a good body… I am posting this pic that she posted as a sign of progress and understanding, like she has finally realized what her best angle is. No need to hide behind purses when the paparazzi are out there… Just close up and zoom in on that pussy….a strategy many women know, but not enough optimize.

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Stephanie Pratt’s Busted Body in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is famous in the UK for being on their reality shows, which is a pretty weird series of events for an American reality show, but like Hasselhoff in Germany, I guess she was well liked or at least had something to leverage from being insignificant on American Tv, which allowed her to build up her existence on European TV, and now she lives the Euro life…. Now if only every American Reality star moved overseas and disappeared from existence…only to have some other culture celebrate them, so long as they aren’t here I’m good with that.. She’s in a bikini, some sites say she’s hot in her bikini, but I don’t really dig what’s going on here, but luckily for HER…because being featured on this site is “luck”…I like all bikini pics.

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Iskra Lawrence is a Big Girl of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is a plus sized model, who started out as a normal sized model, but put on a fat suit through eating compulsively, in what we call FAT FACE, like BLACK FACE, culturally appropriating fat life, to monetize and achieve their personal dreams… But the fact is that they should not make bikinis or clothing for anything in this size – normalizing obesity is fucking mental. We know that it is a national epidemic, that will suffocate the healthcare system, that is killing people prematurely, and that causes chronic diseases that the pharma companies fucking love…because it gets them repeat business…. These fat chicks think they look good and don’t look good but more importantly are unhealthy and near death is bad…it’s really fucking bad… I get fat chicks as a fetish for weirdos, weirdos like everything…..there’s something for everyone. I just don’t think they should be used by brands to be celebrated as normalcy….because it’s not normal, it doesn’t look good, it’s fucking death…a ticking timebomb…science proves it… But big tits though.

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Ashley Graham is a Fucking Tank in a Bikini of the Day

This isn’t hot, unless you have a fucked up fetish. This isn’t normal, unless you accept that fat is normal, which it isn’t, even if most people are fat. This is unhealthy. This is digusting. This is not empowering. This does not perpetuate a better future of inclusion of all shapes and sizes…it says it is OK to overeat and to not work out enough… It is saying it is ok to die of Obesity related diseases…. It is saying it’s ok for fat chicks to wear bikinis instead of those one pieces with the little skirts to cover their disgusting covering their disgusting. It is terrible…but I guess it works out for this one…she’s a hero to lazy fat women everywhere and she’s getting rich off it….not to mention she’s got a black husband (obviously) likely fucking the white fat ass off her better than any white man fucked her…making her have this deslusional sense of purpose, fame all while she knows deep down “but I’m fat and I’m supposed to be alone at home with my cats, how am I here”… Vile. TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE MONSTER CLICK HERE

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Bella Thorne Still in a Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne posted up this picture of her in a bikini, which I guess is pretty standard for instagram, the hub of bikini pics, because that’s really the only reason social media ever worked, it was this place where people you had never seen in bikinis, would post their bikinis, giving you the opportunity to see them in a bikini and jerk off to them in bikinis, knowing that it was something special…something everyday women understood was a way for them to feel good about themselves and allow them to show off their bodies and be jerked off to. Well, standard or not, people still like seeing a bitch in a bikini, whether she’s famous or not, or whether she’s created that fame via being half naked and other tactical moves she was taught by her mom who clearly really wanted famous kids.. Point being, that bikini pics or not, she’s relevant, she’s current, she’s making money and selling product to kids…all while coming across as a crackhead about to fucking crack, and I’m looking forward to that, I don’t like when manic episodes last too long…I like when they happen, we see them, then the crash and burn and disappear happens, so that other shameless sluts can move in on it…and have their time to shine and dive….

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Kristen Kraves Debuts in Her First VR Scene Chanel West Coast in a See Through Bikini Model Sydney Van Til Posing Naked! Bella Hadid Titty Slip of the Day Tallia Storm Smoking Hot In Sexy Red Leather Dress (header image) Heather Carolin Smoldering Redhead Is Performing Some Black Magic On Your Crotch Bri Drake in Bikinis! Man-Beating Human Skunk Selling Her House Iggy Azalea Nipples of the Day … read more

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