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Reese Witherspoon is out there in a bikini like a naughty naughty 45 year old….and it’s something that I would have thought I’d have no interest seeing, but she’s hollywood and not getting into bikinis unless she’s at her skinniest and all this is tactically set up..so I guess this is her looking her best…. I know that there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking movie she’s been in…..because she’s a good southern girl from the mean streets of Nashville, who reminds me of all the trashy girls at the country bar at their bachelorette parties at 20, because they are wholesome sluts and have fifth wheel trailers to live in….tactical… From getting Ryan Philippe to knock her up a bunch of times when she was young enough to use that as a security measure…to leaving him for his agent….because ti was best for business…that even her kids call her agent husband dad….thanks to Ryan Philippe not bothering with the fat chick he knocked up trying to ruin his life like she ruined his career. Devil woman… She may be all pig faced…and old…and rich as fuck…and fat…But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me and for that I celebrate it with you perverts…
Tara Reid celebrated Memorial Day by literally dressing up like all the corpses of the fallen soldier who died for your freedom…. You know, not that the soldiers who died for your freedom wore bikinis, or had bolt on tits, but after a year in the ground, the likely decomposed to look like whatever the fuck this monster looks like… Some call it zombie, others call it skeleton, I call it reminiscent of every near death crackwhore who was malnourished enough to use my cum as a source of calories and my money as access to more crack. This is weird looking, maybe the Memorial is for Tara Reid cuz she died a decade ago..but someone keeps weekend and Bernie-ing her so that they cut the line at all the clubs I don’t know but it’s creepy.
Kristin Cavallari is some sugar baby, athlete fucking, lucky she was on a reality show early in her life and when reality shows really matter because it brought her to places where athletes were, where she could seduce them, get knocked up by them, and live the good life without having to actually work that much….something she’s good at… Living the American Dream. Having some level of celebrity, followers, and an Athlete Husband and Athlete family…even though athletes are notorious cheaters, who cares, look how big the house is and how nice the trips they go on are…perfect settings for her to launch a personal brand or lifestyle site that will end up making her money…because people are morons, into groupie-ing people they are familiar with, even if that person is Kristin Cavallari….someone who was on TV for 5 minutes… I’m not complaining, I mean what better way to start a day than looking at a 4 day old pic of some 30 something mom sprawling out seductively now that she’s got tits…living the California Dream the Mommas and the Poppas once sang about…. All I see is a failed actress, because she tried to be an actress after Laguna Beach and failed at it…but also a mom in a bikini And some nipples in some outfits…
Emmy Rossum blocked me on social media once…which is pretty fucking hurtful to me because I am just trying to be friends with everyone, you know celebrate everyone, you know for their talent, their beauty, their accomplishments…try to bring them up because I know it’s hard being an overpaid actress the last 18 years…I know that it’s a struggle when you have been on a show getting naked like some kind of sex worker as your only redeeming quality of your character on the show…. I am here to big up all these people, because I don’t think they get enough praise for their hard work….that involves sitting around being coddled for stupid amounts of money everyday… The nice thing about Emmy Rossum, is that she’s only met her father twice in her life, something that I look for in all sex workers, even when they pretned they aren’t sex workers… She’s getting old now, but her vagina’s still hungry enough to eat her pants, unless that’s just what happens when vaginas get old, they give up and just sort of flop all over the place….like a fat chick who’s been in bed all weekend crying… WHO KNOWS… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Halsey, who doesn’t matter. She’s really irrelevant as an act and is really just a product of EDM being a big deal, while these EDM DJs are really accessible, since they play at clubs locally, and anyone who is anyone locally can get back stage and have access to them… Some of the lowest level girls I know have fucked DJs like AOKI, DIPLO, amongst others, just because they are DJs, and they were sluts backstage.. So Halsey convincing the Chainsmokers to put her on a track as vocals isn’t that impressive, even if the song is huge and got her paid and look at her now… She’s apparently got a TV show coming out on her party girl on METH story, which sounds fucking boring and played up to me…but I guess she’s got fans…who care about candy coated nonsense now that she’s made it…but not actual people on METH because they are disgusting… She had a scandal last week, like Megan Markle, in that she has a black father or mother but no one knew she was black, because everything about her is white as fuck, but that she’s decided to put on her black face and play the black card, because she is in fact black and it is her right, it’s not racist when a half black person pretends to be black, when everything about her is white… So she made some INSANE hateful speech on hotels she stays at using shampoo that isn’t for black people, despite it saying it is for ALL HAIR TYPES, because I guess she felt it was important to protest the important issues facing black people, and that is their hari… All the comments against her and her white hair was that she’s fucking white… So she’s gone out and done a shoot in an AFRO or something to BLACKEN up her image…because she is black and wants you to know it…despite being white as fuck… She’s ridiculous…and the fact brands work with her after the paparazzi got pics of her ripping lines on a jet ski…BLOW MY MIND..what happened to people being on their best behavior… Here are some bikinis pics Here she is lookin’ the blackest we’ve seen her -hard nipples in a t shirt with no bra lookin like she just ran out of food stamps Here she is at the Billboard Music Awards TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE SLUTS AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE
Madelaine Petsch is the only hot thing on Riverdale, the dumbest most popular show on TV, that was strategically marketed to the dumb retard kids of the world, and I guess the grown men perverts who watch it, despite the show not having any hot chicks on it, except maybe for this one, the redhead….who is out there posing with her pussy pushed out, pussy first, in a look at my pussy it is in a bathing suit bottom, kind of way… It’s not magical, but society has low standards and I’ve always had low standards, I’m a take what I can get kind of guy… And here she is after a really bad period!! So young so fertile…
Why the fuck would anyone want to take pictures of this monster to promote their bikinis…or themselves…it is embarrassing. It also makes makes zero to no sense, she’s old as fuck, a has been who never was and most importantly she looks like she’s a handicap, with a big old as fuck forehead, full of downs syndrome….and maybe that’s why they work with her…guilt in this inclusion era – that you gotta include the full retards when they have fit bodies even when they are old – because no one else will and you feel bad about it…until you realize that she’s actually a total entitled cunt who thinks she’s famous and that she matters because she fucked Leo DiCaprio Allegedly – despite him being gay. I am not a fan…
Alexis Ren and her bolt on tits, were probably at Coachella, doing Coachella things, likely paid by brands, trying to buy their cool factor on the social media where they struggle to be compelling, but where half naked girls in bikinis remain compelling, with massive audiences, because they are the foreplay to porn.. You scroll that insta feed, half naked bodies sprawled out everywhere, building you up to the “I should go jerk off now”….or “I’ll jerk off when i get home, I can’t do it in the coffee shop, they’ll kick me out like I was those black dudes”… Because everything is tits and ass…pop porn…with little more to it…like this girl has no substance, besides the substance in her tits, and people are paying her money…it’s nutty…