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Anastasia Ashley for Galore of the Day

Posted on September 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Anastasia Ashley…but I have…in fact I have probably done at least one post defending her as a surfer…and probably 50 on various sex acts, some of them criminal, that I would do to her if she didn’t have that restraining order against me – because some girls don’t see love when it is parked in a van outside their house…and don’t feel romance…when they find strange men in their bathtub filled with dirty bikinis… Either way, she’s in this lovely shoot, that should have a lot more pictures than this, for my good friends at GALORE MAGAZINE …it reminds me of the good times…filled with lemonada and broken dreams of conjoined twins… All this to say, if this is what surfing looks like…I wish I was a shark so that I could eat it all up…

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Diora Baird in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini… I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits… I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…

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Anastasia Ashley Does Maxim Good

Posted on September 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Anastasia Ashley must’ve heard me say that the title of the Tuna’s favorite surfer/model was up for grabs , because here she is in the latest issue of Maxim delivering what has to be her hottest photoshoot yet. So congratulations Anastasia on keeping your title, and I think we should go surfing together to celebrate. I bet we can catch some pretty big waves on my waterbed.

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Shay Mitchell Had a Pool Party cuz she’s Rich of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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Amanda Cerny Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to make this really short and sweet. Amanda Cerny is f#cking hot! » view all 11 photos                   Photos: Fameflynet

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Lily Allen Bikinis of the Day

Posted on September 9, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lily Allen’s ass is doing something weird to her bikini – or her bikini bottom is doing something weird to her ass – I just know that despite her dying her hair, learning how to white girl twerk, trying her best to relive being a teen popstar she always wanted to be, she is a mom in her 30s…and that makes her gross. It makes the whole thing absolutely pathetic…but I guess the good news, at least the bright side to this sad sad story of a rich girl with broken dreams, who kind of made it but never quite made it to the level she wanted to, so now she’s up on round two or three and it’s really weird to observe her doing her social observation of pop music, making fun of it, all while doing it…when she should just sit on her money, raise her kids and live the good life…all while NOT wearing a bikini because she’ vile. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Vienna Girardi’s Juicy Bikini Pictures

Posted on September 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch the Bachelor because I’m not a 60 year-old woman who has given up on life, but here is one of the chicks who was on the show. Her name is Vienna Girardi and she has both a huge rack and a juicy booty. However, she is missing one key element. And that’s a pretty face. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still do things to that body that are probably illegal in at least 3 states. I don’t know what those sex acts are, but don’t worry it’s not #2. That’s just sick!                   Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Selfie T-Shirt Line: Unveiled! Actually a Thing!

Posted on September 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Reality stars and aspiring fashionistas Kendall and Kylie Jenner have debuted a new line of t-shirts, featuring selfies of their likenesses. You can’t make this stuff up. Well, you could, we suppose. But you probably couldn’t invent anything more ridiculous than this or Kim Kardashian’s selfie book (also really a thing). Check out Kendall and Kylie Jenner photos as seen on their PacSun shirts! “We’re so excited to surprise fans with our new Selfie Tees,” the duo tells Us . “This was a fun project that we worked on with PacSun,” Kendall and Kylie added, and they “can’t wait to see the first-ever graphics hit our collection.” Kylie’s signature t-shirt was inspired by one of her newer, glam pictures that spawned lip-injection rumors . She sure has grown up fast, this one. Older sister Kendall, meanwhile, showcases her love of riding on her shirt, a gorgeous illustration of her mounting a horse, hair blowing in the wind. The limited edition tops, which launched earlier on Friday, feature a black-and-white graphic version of two of their most-liked pictures on Instagram. Nothing if not trendy. Although we might have picked some other options … 47 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo This is ONE RACY photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner in bikinis on Instagram. Goodness.

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Ashley Benson Posing With Burrito of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson’s biggest flaw is her love for Burritos. I mean she’s so fucking into the fuckers that she’s posting pics of her with one like they are on some romantic getaway in Europe. Normally girls don’t eat in public and pretend that they are stuffed after eating a baby carrot, so this kind of behavior is clearly fucking reckless, especailly when I’ve seen her topless, half naked, in bikinis, and all that other good stuff that clearly outlines how she’s a solid 10 pounds too fat…10 pounds she’d lose if she didn’t have romantic love affairs with burritos…the whole thing…quite disappointing…where has our world gone that makes girls think it’s ok to not only eat, but promote eating…I mean maybe I’m just old school and from an era of eating disorders…where the only people posing with food would be those who didn’t actually eat food, just to spin their starving themselves to death storyline…chubby girls loving food because their parents sold them off to the entertainment industry and food is the only thing that feels like a hug to them…isn’t cute, unless you’re into stuffers, which is a fetish that involves watching fat girls eat and eat to get fatter and fatter, which I am not….

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Yasmine Colt Belongs In A Swimsuit

Posted on September 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is Yasmine Colt first appearance on Hollywood Tuna. I don’t know much about her, but after doing a little research it turns out all I could find is that she’s a hot piece of ass.           Photos: Fameflynet

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