Because I always love to be reminded that hot supermodels actually hang out together in real-life and not just in my overactive imagination, here’s Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge walking around in New York together. Unfortunately though, they’re not wearing bikinis, or lingerie, or wrestling one another in a kiddie pool filled with Jello. Hmm, maybe you’re right, my imagination is way better. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
That’s right, I’ve got even more UFC bikini hotness for you guys today. This time, it’s Rachelle Leah at the International Fight Week Pool Party in Vegas. Now I know Rachelle isn’t nearly as big a name as some of her fellow ring girls like Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer , but after looking at these pictures, I’d still let her put me in a rear naked choke hold any day. You know, assuming that actually means what I think it means. Hmm, maybe I should look it up first. Nah. You’re right, it’s probably better to just enjoy these bikini pictures some more instead. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Ashley Benson is was in A BIKINI YESTERDAY and is still in Hawaii in a bikini today…on vacation…because her life is pretty rough having everything given to her, handled for her by her handlers and assistants, all while getting overpaid to be on some shitty show that is popular with the kids, which isn’t saying much because kids are dumb as fuck…you know it’s just exhausting to sit back as a lazy slop and not so much as life a finger, except when it’s to shovel food down her dumpy face…at least that’s what these pics are telling me…and I’m listening…because that’s what happens when you lose your fucking mind after realizing you’re in your 40s posting on some 22 year old slut in a bikini… What’s wrong with me, why am I not in Hawaii fucking fat polynesian bitches for some SPAM…where did it all go wrong…I blame you. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve never heard of Rayana Ragan before coming across these awesome bikini pictures, but she reminds me of another hottie, I just can’t figure out who. Oh well, maybe if I keep staring at these pictures long enough, it’ll eventually come to me. Actually, it probably won’t, since my brain is pretty much fried after years of blogging, but I figure there’s got to be worse ways to spend the rest of my day than with my face three inches from the computer screen drooling over this cutie in a bikini. » view all 18 photos
Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in Springbreakers, who was in her bikini the entire time and who I said to myself “if she was going to be in a bikini for a fucking movie, why wouldn’t she starve herself for a month when preparing”…. I mean she’s not a pig like Kate Upton, but she’s dumpy and a little fucking energy would change that in 3-5 weeks, we’re talking under 15 pounds here…but a crucial 15 pounds that will make all the difference… Then I thought…”maybe her character needed to be dumpy 15 pounds overweight to make her relatable to the audience since girls are all fatter now”.. But I guess these pics of her in her bikini, covering up because she knows she’s dumpy, prove that that was just Ashley Benson… I mean who else goes in the ocean in a fucking towel unless they are muslim…or fat chicks… To me, this is just her being lazy…she has the resources and the team and the potential to be so good…but instead she just focuses on her tits like other fat chicks and that’s a bummer…it’s teaching horrible things to her massive, young, fan-base…like to overeat and not exercise… Either way, her friend and costar Shay Mitchell is in a bikini with her…doing the same thing…because I guess that’s how friends support each other – instead of saying “no” when she demands ice cream….or cake.. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
I will always be a Kate Moss fan, even if she’s over 40 and Doughy because she didn’t stick to her “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”…life philosophy to heart…I guess when you cool down the cocaine and limit it to once a week under doctor’s orders, and you’re not getting paid to be naked everyday, you start dabbling in food…and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, other than how old it makes me feel, because I remember the era when she was an it girl, when she was everywhere, and when she was hot as fuck doing it…I even remember an era when she’d never be caught in a bikini top…if she was on vacation, she was topless, her nipples everywhere – I even did a retrospective on
I think you guys know that I’ve been digging Nicola Peltz a lot lately, so here she is looking white-hot in these latest pictures from the Transformers: Age of Extinction premiere in Berlin. As an added bonus, I threw in a couple shots of her at the airport too, to prove my newest crush can look just as hot in a tank top and pair of tight jeans as a tight dress. Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure Nicola just made my pants transform, because they’re feeling awfully tight too all of a sudden. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Just when I thought I was starting to get burnt out on all this World Cup crap, leave it to French model and professional bikini hottie Anais Zanotti to help keep me going for at least another 30-45 seconds thanks to these super-hot pictures of her in some kind of sexy French bikini uniform. Because if there’s one thing I’ll never get tired of, it’s hottie’s showing their “national pride” on the beach. And by that I mean their booties, obviously. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
It seems crazy considering what an instant pants fire she is, but I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on super-hot model Chanel Iman before this. So first of all, I want to officially apologize to my readers for depriving you of this sexy supermodel action all these years and second, I want to make it up to both you and Chanel with these shots of her and her perfect bikini body at the beach. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet
To all you pregnant celebs out there, take it from my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere here: now this is how you take a pregnant selfie. Because let’s be honest, apart from the mommy blogs, these are the only baby bumps anybody actually cares about or wants to see. And if you ask me, Hayden’s look like they’re coming along very nicely. I already can’t wait for the next update.
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