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Meet Hottie Anna Kelle

In today’s edition of hot nobodies and fake bikini “candids,” here’s Anna Kelle pretending not to notice the guys with cameras watching her lose her bikini top. According to my research, Anna here is on some MTV reality show in the UK called The Valleys , which makes sense, since all the bustiest ones always seem to be British reality stars. Anyway, I obviously approve of shots like this and since all reality shows are fake anyway to begin with, I’m willing to pretend not to notice these are staged and just enjoy them for what they are: pictures of a super-hot busty nobody in a bikini. And I recommend you all do the same. Photos: Fameflynet

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Meet Hottie Anna Kelle

Meet Hottie Anna Kelle

In today’s edition of hot nobodies and fake bikini “candids,” here’s Anna Kelle pretending not to notice the guys with cameras watching her lose her bikini top. According to my research, Anna here is on some MTV reality show in the UK called The Valleys , which makes sense, since all the bustiest ones always seem to be British reality stars. Anyway, I obviously approve of shots like this and since all reality shows are fake anyway to begin with, I’m willing to pretend not to notice these are staged and just enjoy them for what they are: pictures of a super-hot busty nobody in a bikini. And I recommend you all do the same. Photos: Fameflynet

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Emmy Rossum in a White Bikini of the Day

One solid way to make a low level actor’s bikini pic seem really unimportant is to watch her SEX SCENE FROM TV …because it is a sex scene…and not a girl in a bikini.. That’s something I’ll never really understand when it comes to the internet, it’s like why do I care if a girl is in her bikini, if I can just google her vag…Not that Emmy Rossum Vag is a Vag I’d google, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pic doesn’t matter..

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Emmy Rossum in a White Bikini of the Day

Hilary Duff Has Horrible Scientology Bikini Pics of the Day

If you’re interested in knowing what a Scientology bikini party looks like, here’s Hilary Duff with all her Scientology friends in bikinis… I’m thinking it is not gay enough, or autistic enough…but that’s probably because scientology doesn’t acknowledge autism or homosexuality, just ask Handjob Travolta and his dead Austic kid…who wasn’t autistic according to him… The party is missing some camel toe…

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

I get in trouble for calling girls hookers..apparently calling a girl a hooker is libellous and they can turn around and sue you, unless you have proof that they exchange money for using their body to hustle…you know sell your soul for money…which I like to think that Jessica Alba does, because on the spectrum of Hooker…this is proof she’s on it.. Now she’s a Mexican, I don’t really think she knows the magnitude of anything she does, I think she’s got management that position her, and that throw money at her, thinking “she’s a mom, let’s start an organic product line called honest, because no one will think we are dishonest, when honest is in the name”….and “we’ll get her to post in bikinis, holding the bottle, and other moms who grew up on her will buy”…and I guess they do.. People love this shit, and when looking at her in a bikini, she’s a mom of two, great body, but not the talentless filler needed to make a shitty movie a hit dudes jerk off to..not mention she didn’t ever get naked….making this Honest hustle, a way better scam for her…and I guess also of us….

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

Fanny Neguesha Bikini Pictures

Since you guys seemed to dig those pictures when I introduced you to super-hot model/soccer WAG Fanny Neguesha last week, here’s something even better: shots of her awesome booty at the beach. Consider it one hell of a consolation prize for any of you out there who are still pissed that Italy got bounced early from the World Cup. So enjoy, and let’s just hope we don’t have to wait 4 years for more pictures of this hottie. Because as is, I’m not even sure I can wait another 4 hours. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Jessica Simpson Lookin’ Skinny for her Wedding Day

I guess Jessica Simpson is getting married for the second time this weekend, because the parazzi said she’s getting ready for her wedding, something I don’t give a fuck about, her middle american retard fan base may give a fuck about because they are the ones who buy her clothes, make her a billionaire, and know it is unchristian for all these out of wedlock babies…but jesus makes them forgiving… I am more interested in the fact that thanks to taking charge of her life, she looks like a hot young hipster I’d like to groom the bush with my mouth on…and not a fat trailer park mom and I like it. I guess it’s not too late for this one…or any of you fat 30 year olds…just put the fucking cake down and sort it out… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is in a bikini. I guess she’s got breast implants, but if you care about this shit, you already know that, because Kaley Cuoco fans are creepy, die hards and have been following her since before she was the unrealistically hot girl hanging with nerds, that would never happen, even though she isn’t that hot…it’s like the Friends Apartment in NYC being affordable for a bunch of losers…TV magic….they’ve even been following her since before she killed off John Ritter…they are committed…and I’m just posting it cuz of bikinis…cuz one of the most important lesson’s I’ve learned in life is that it doesn’t matter who the girl is, what she’s about, if she has a brain, if she’s cool, or awesome or inspiring…what matters is that she’s half naked.. Here is Kaley working the media in her bikini because she wants you to see her like this..and I’m ok with that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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First 37 Pics of Girls with American Flags I Found of the Day

It’s July 4th. Fourth of July like Tom Cruise, Independence Day like Will Smith…so to fit in with the internet I Googled “Girls in American Flags”…and these are the top 37-ish I found, and by top, I mean first…because it would require work to actually find this shit, and work isn’t something I do…if I did, I would have a job. Happy Just 4th. Fourth of July. Independence Day. Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised! At least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you will will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks after drinking too much, and the rest of you…here are some patriotic girls…

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Jhenny Andrade’s Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

I don’t follow UFC much, since I’m not exactly a big fan of cheering on sweaty dudes grabbing at each other. So believe it or not, this is the first time I’m seeing Brazilian Octagon girl Jhenny Andrade here. And I have to say, I’m definitely liking what I see so far. So to all you hot nobodies out there who want to get on the Tuna’s radar, take note: bikini pictures make one hell of a great first impression. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com

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