It’s not all that often that a no-name model leaves me this speechless, but despite spending a couple minutes/hours staring at these shots of Emma Olson and her picture-perfect bikini booty, I’ve still got no words to properly express just how hot she is. I’m not that good a writer (but I’m sure you knew that already). Anyway, luckily I’m pretty sure these pictures speak for themselves, so I’ll just shut up and let you all enjoy them. Yow. » view all 72 photos
Because I’m a sucker for girls in bikinis rolling around together on the beach, here’s Brazilian models Danni Lima and Magda Tatar for you guys. I can’t tell you too much about either of them, and I’m too lazy to do any research. So if they turn out to be dudes, sorry. You never know with some Brazilians. So enjoy these at your own risk. Photos: WENN.com
Us professional bikini bloggers aren’t exactly known for being the sexiest bunch around, I guess because nobody’s ever seen me in a Speedo before. But here’s my super-hot colleagues Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman proving that there’s always an exception to the rule. In case you forgot, these two run some blog where they post pictures of themselves in bikinis on a daily basis. And considering that means we’re pretty much in the exact same business, I want to invite Natasha and Devin to the weekly blogger networking events I just started. I figure we’ll meet every Thursday night in my bedroom, and I’ll provide the snacks. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you… I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of… But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….
I’m not entirely clear on who this Kimora Lee chick is, but I figure she’s got to be at least reasonably famous if the paps busted out their zooms lenses to get us these shots of her in a bikini on some rich person’s yacht. And she obviously appreciated the attention as much as the rest of us do, since she gave a nice squeeze for the cameras and everything. So I’ll have to remember to invite her out motorboating sometime on the SS Tuna, aka my water bed. Wait? I’m afraid of the ocean. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
It’s not often we get Jessica Alba bikini pictures, but when you do it’s as if Christmas has come early. Now I’m not going to say that this is the best we’ve seen Jessica in a two piece, but they are somewhat interesting. I mean, I’ve never seen a booty quite like that and I’m not sure if I’m really that into it, but I do know that it will be the talk of the day. Nonetheless, I’d take a big bite into that if I had the chance. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Good news! Now that Wimbledon’s over, it looks like Maria Sharapova can finally focus on the truly important stuff, you know, like hanging out in a bikini. And yeah, I know these shots aren’t the best quality, which is a little disappointing. But not nearly as disappointing as the fact that Maria didn’t invite me along instead of that other loser. I’ve always wanted to play doubles with her. And I’ve been practicing my game and everything. Solo, but still. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Like most no-name hotties out there, Mariel Booth here may not exactly be a household name. In fact, I don’t really know too much about her besides that a girl this smoking hot should have way more Twitter followers , and that her booty is one of the best things I’ve seen all day. So while you may not know Mariel’s face, you’ll definitely remember the other end after this. I guarantee it.
Just about the only thing I know about this bikini hottie Natalie Jameson is that she was a Miss Universe Australia finalist back in 2012, and I’m guessing she didn’t make the cut, considering that’s all an exhaustive 10 seconds of Googling her name was able to turn up. But if that’s the case, after checking out these bikini pictures, I’m thinking Natalie got robbed. Because there’s no way a bikini body this sweet could ever lose a swimsuit competition. So I demand a do-over. Preferably with me as the judge this time. » view all 15 photos
Wow, this has to be a first. And no, I’m not talking about Ana Braga giving me a serious pants fire, since that tends to happen at least a couple times a month. I meant seeing the former Playboy Playmate this covered up, you know, as opposed to all those constantly-shrinking bikinis we kept seeing her in. Don’t worry though, because Ana went with a see-through swimsuit for this photoshoot instead. Which just might make these her best beach pictures yet. (And yes, I know I say that a couple times a month too.) » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
