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Anastasia Ashley on the Red Carpet of the Day

Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing… Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her.. I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell… I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating…. #494790641 / gettyimages.com #494745273 / gettyimages.com #494790635 / gettyimages.com

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Arianny Celeste Loves Her Instagram And I Do Too

I don’t know if you guys noticed or not, but it’s been over a week since we’ve gotten any new Arianny Celeste hotness, and that’s way too long to go without pictures of my all-time favorite ring girl. So I figured I’d take matters into my own hands, act like a real fake-journalist and see what was new over on her Instagram. Turns out, it’s lots and lots of super-sexy bikini pictures. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work, because this is a story that’s definitely worth investigating further. » view all 21 photos

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Meet Malena Costa And Her Juicy Booty

Meet Spanish model Malena Costa and her juicy delicious booty. I think this is the first time I’ve ever done a post on her, but let me tell you this; I will make it my life’s work to follow that goodness every chance I get. And by follow, I mean I hope the Paps keep taking pics of her because I’m too lazy to leave my mom’s basement. Continue reading

Anastasia Ashley’s Hotness Is Inspirational

Here’s everyone’s favorite surfer Anastasia Ashley at the Step Up 11th Annual Inspiration Awards. I have no clue what that is, but I do know that Ana is by far the hottest piece that showed up to that event. Damn, girl has a wicked body! You know I’d love to use my tongue like a surfboard and ride her abs like they were waves. Not sure if that makes any sense since my little brain is the only thing that’s functioning properly and it’s hard to concentrate when I have my mouth pressed up against my computer screen.

Serena Williams and Caroline Wozniacki Bikini Pictures

I don’t follow tennis that much, even though I should, considering it combines two of my favorite things: chicks in short skirts and loud grunting. But apparently Serena Williams and fellow tennis star Caroline Wozniacki both lost pretty badly at the French Open this year, and decided to take a trip to the beach together to get over their early exits. Which is great news for us at least, since it means we get to focus on Caroline’s hotness instead of Serena and that meaty booty of hers. Because if there’s one thing that tennis and bikini pictures have in common, it’s that doubles is always more fun to watch. I still wish we’d gotten Caroline paired up with Maria Sharapova instead, but oh well, there’s always next year. Photos: Fameflynet

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Luci Ford Is A 10 And Still The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Year

Since you guys seemed to dig my Instagram creeping of Luci Ford so much the other day, I figured I’d look around for more today. And no surprises here, but I managed to come across some even hotter pictures, if that’s even possible: Luci reenacting Bo Derek’s famous look from the movie 10 . Which makes a lot of sense, since she’s definitely a perfect 10 in my books. So enjoy, and don’t say I never do anything for myself while pretending to do it for you guys. You’re welcome. » view all 12 photos

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Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

If you’re a regular reader, you probably know that I’ve always loved Abigail Clancy . But I especially like it when we get to see the British hottie in a bikini. Now, I noticed Abbey’s looking a little sunburnt in these latest shots, and it’s probably because she’s using that crappy spray stuff . But not to worry, the Tuna’s here to help. Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a sunscreen expert, and I’d love a chance to test out my revolutionary new technique of applying it without using my hands. So what do you say, Abbey? I can be on the next flight out. » view all 14 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Lauren Ossedryver Is My Kandy Krush

I’ve got to thank Kandy Magazine for introducing us to Lauren Ossedryver here, who they’ve named their “Krush of the Month” for May. And I’ve definitely gotta agree with that choice after this smoking hot lingerie spread. Luckily, as a blogger, I’m allowed to have way more than just one crush per month, but I’m definitely willing to add Lauren to that not-so-exclusive list. Congratulations!

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Isabeli Fontana’s Hotness Returns!

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new bikini pictures of Isabeli Fontana , let alone ones this hot, but believe or not, she was one of my first supermodel crushes back in the day. Anyway, she kind of dropped off the map after having a kid, and doesn’t get nearly as much press anymore as her fellow super-hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret MILF Alessandra Ambrosio . But Isabeli will always have a special place in my heart. And by heart, I mean sweatpants. » view all 21 photos

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Natasha Poly Wears Red Bikini for Vogue Paris of the Day

Natasha Poly and some other model are in Vogue Paris in bikinis…and the real fetish, pervert shit in this fashion shoot, because in case you didn’t know, fashion is just pornography that exploits Russian women like all other porn, only they keep their sex for the billionaires they fuck at parties, you know either from Dubai or Russia or even America….instead of on camera….while I camera they just cocktease, with tits or ass, or even model bush…or in this case some interesting fetish you know at least one person has…. Bikini clad girl, getting wet, in heels with socks…and that one person is me. THis is hot.

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