Yow! Apparently we’ve got Elle to thank for these mind-blowingly hot pictures of Victoria’s Secret model/Brazilian goddess Lais Ribeiro . And I know I’ve said this before, but forget those so-called “men’s magazines.” They’ve got nothing on the crazy hot photoshoots we’ve been getting from the fashion mags lately. Then again, I have a feeling you guys don’t really care where these pictures come from. And actually, with shots this good, I’d be surprised if any of you are even still reading this. I don’t blame you. Go ahead and enjoy.
Brazilian model Barbara Fialho may not be a household name when it comes to Victoria’s Secret hotties, but if you’re a regular reader of the site, you ought to at least recognize this bikini body of hers, since I’m a big fan. And even if you don’t, I have a feeling that’s going to change after this latest photoshoot. Anyway, I don’t really remember her being blonde, but then again, I wasn’t exactly paying much attention to her hair. Enjoy.
Brazilian model Barbara Fialho may not be a household name when it comes to Victoria’s Secret hotties, but if you’re a regular reader of the site, you ought to at least recognize this bikini body of hers, since I’m a big fan. And even if you don’t, I have a feeling that’s going to change after this latest photoshoot. Anyway, I don’t really remember her being blonde, but then again, I wasn’t exactly paying much attention to her hair. Enjoy.
I didn’t recognize the name at first, but I knew I’d seen this amazing body somewhere before, and not just in my dreams. So I did a little research, and it turns out I know Sylvie Meis here better as Sylvie van der Vaart , AKA my all-time favorite Dutch model/TV presenter. Apparently her and her rich soccer star husband split up and she went back to her old name. But if you ask me, I think Sylvie Tuna has a much better ring to it, don’t you? » view all 13 photos
Chrissy Teigen is a chubby, drunk, attention whore who has probably made 3 dollars modelling the last decade, since locking down John Legend and thinking she was responsible for his career, cuz she got in there early… She’s also an unstable, depressive drunk, who looks like she may be pregnant, with a pug face, and not in a cute pug face way, who hates this website..because I called her out on being low level, and a wallet fucker, because that’s pretty much what she is..she even went to her blog to write about it… You see, when you date any successful musician, scamming your way into Sports Illustrated is easy…because she was a bikini model at one point, for billabong, int he fucking 90s….for one season catalog…that’s all she’s ever done other than being a funny clown with big tits on social media all day, because you don’t actually work, and it allows you to seemingly feel more important than you are…even when you’re not….you know the kind of girl who will end up on her own reality show…which I guess is more important than I’ll ever be…but I can still sit on the sidelines and laugh at her silliness…and I will…even though I think we’d make lovely, life long friends, if she wasn’t such a fucking hater….because as you know, I like girls who get in their bikinis, with big tits and rich husbands to finance my drinking…
I figure if you’re going to book a black model, you might as well go for the darkest shade you can find, because all those light skinned girls are just playing, you know trying to be accessible to the white market as their ethnic friend who isn’t too ethnic that they will get stared at…when what really matters is finding a girl straight from Sudan, who looks like she from another fucking era, that really taps into any white industrialist’s fetish of taking over Africa back when white people took over Africa, where they bang the tribal women along the way… I mean, I think this girl looks like a work of art. Classy, elegant, and not like someone in line at walmart, with diabetes being candies…I’m talking amazing..and this shoot is great too, but I could just be saying that because I love tennis and the idea of seeing naked girls play tennis is porn to me., or maybe I just like her long legs and tight African booty…it’s just so different and reminiscent of my youth jerking off to National Geographic tits, back when porn was unattainable… I’m in love. This is one of the best fashion shoots to happen in a long fucking time.
Rihanna wore a dress that her ass crack stuck out of because she’s an elegant classy hooker from a shanty town, with a garbage man father and a spark in her eye to fuck any rich tourist who could make her famous… I’d say her dress was exciting, but I’ve seen this girl naked, in fact early on her nude pics were part of her marketing campaign, along with being beat up by Chris Brown, that led to her becoming the biggest hit of all fucking time, despite low level of talent… Reminding us all that when you hit big, it’s usually not because you’re good at what you do, but more because you’re a horrible person who fucks everyone over along the fucking way… That said, I appreciate all she does in her exhibitionism, whether it is slutting up these kids of classy events…or just getting naked for fashion magazines for free..she’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANA BUTT CRACK BEING CLASSY.. CLICK HERE
When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial… We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version. FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.
I hear Ellie Goulding’s music on the radio all the time and I hate it…but now that I’m seeing her hot little body and tits in her bikini…I love it. In fact I am all about it. I guess I see how she got a record deal, because I assume people are like me…pretty easy to win over…when bikinis and young bodies are involved. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE AND CLICK HERE
I hear Ellie Goulding’s music on the radio all the time and I hate it…but now that I’m seeing her hot little body and tits in her bikini…I love it. In fact I am all about it. I guess I see how she got a record deal, because I assume people are like me…pretty easy to win over…when bikinis and young bodies are involved. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE AND CLICK HERE
