Can’t say I know too much about Mexican beauty queen/model Alejandra Espinoza , other than the fact that I’d like to get to know her much better. So while I go get better acquainted with her bikini selfies on Instagram, in the meantime, here she is at People En Espanol ‘s 2014 “Los 50 Mas Bellos” event. Now, my Spanish isn’t very good, but I’m pretty sure that means “The 50 Most Beautiful.” For my sake though, I really hope Google got it wrong and what it really means is “The 50 Hotties Most Likely to Hook-up with a Blogger.” Now that would be a fun party. Photos: WENN.com
Since I know how you guys like discovering unknown hot nobodies almost as much as I do, here’s a new one for you: Dutch hottie Chelina Manuhutu . So I did my usual research, which involves 2 hours on Instagram and 2 seconds on Google, and turns out, in addition to being a smoking hot swimsuit model (which you probably could’ve already guessed), Chelina’s also a DJ. Huh. I’ve never been a big club guy, but if she ever needs a beatboxer, I’d be willing to offer my services. No, wait, I meant motorboater. Like I said, I’m not a big club guy. » view all 11 photos
My Mexican brother, Chuy Bravo, is the latest and probably the greatest in Celebrity Sex Tapes…. The great minds at VIVID.COM have done it again….and I really think this is the best celebrity porn yet…better than all the other SEX TAPES and I GOT THE EXXXCLUSIVE CLIP I wasn’t going to post it here, because I try to keep dick, penetration and all the good stuff off the site, you know fighting being a porn site the last 10 years, even though people think I am…Even though I just like documenting sex and weirdness, celebrity bullshit and the fall of our society…and sex and weirdness this fucking video is… I mean it’s comedic, satire, art…midgets and fat chicks talking all mexican and shit…fucking genius. It feels like something you picked up in a market in Tijana in 89, back when Chuy was just a young midget. This is totally fucking insane sex tape news….Chuy Bravo… the comedic relief on the Chelsea Handler show, looking for extra money in all the right places, probably not working with Chelsea Handler, and reality is that being a clown all his life has probably left him no real dignity or shame and he just knows his place in the world…. Like most dude, just likes fucking chicks and figures if he can get paid to do it, he’s won… Or maybe Chelsea Handler, in their years together, has taught him the valuable lessons of being a whore to get ahead, not that she actually talks to him, he’s just there to make her seem funnier, something to mock to distract from her talentless ass…an ass that every exec has seen…. But this isn’t about Chelsea Handler. It’s aboug CHUY BRAVO, her little “friend” and his attempt at porn…and from the exclusive clip I was sent…it’s fucking perfect. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE What it comes down to is that I love SEX TAPES , I love ridiculousness, I love when the two merge, because it keeps things interesting. Never in my life would I think that the little dancing monkey on Chelsea Handler would have a sex tape…but he does, and that’s fucking amazing…life changing. Even revolutionary. TO GET THE FULL VIDEO OR TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE
Here are Joanna Krupa and her super hot sister Marta Krupa hosting the ‘Rehab Bikini Invitational’ at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and I guess they didn’t read the invitation properly because they’re not wearing their bikinis. Nonetheless, anytime Joanna brings along Marta to events I’m one happy camper. By far the the hottest celebrity sisters in the the business.
Solange Knowles used to interact with me on twitter back when she was Beyonce’s little insignificant sister and single mother, just trying to get by in the cold scary world with no monetary worries because her sister was Beyonce and her dad created Destiny’s Child…you know the girl stuck in the shadow, wishing one day she could break out on her own, only to live a life of resentment… Then she blocked me for making fun of her, as I do with most of these idiots, especially the real desperate ones, and she went on to make some moves, including but not limited to beating up Jay Z in an elevator…and the video is amazing..
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in Vogue Germany…and I don’t have the pics, I just saw the cover, and did some real extensive research I call going on the Vogue German instagram, to pull what they had, because I am a firm believer that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hottest models there is…and she’s not annoying about it… She’s older, she has a lingerie company, she does these campaigns, but she’s not all over the media. She proved that Megan Fox was a talentless cunt, she has done a whole lot of topless and nude stuff, she has money, she dates bald rich guys, I mean she’s pretty much set…and I’m a fan of whatever is going on here…I just want to see the rest of it…
Jessica Alba is pretty full of shit. She’s just understands marketing and how to present herself to the public so that they buy into her stupid brand that probably makes a ton of money. She’s probably not even fucking or sleeping in the same bed as her husband, you know shit is probably all about money and the business and both parties are totally cool with their partnership…even if it is really just a lie… So I see see was wasted at a bikini pool party…mom’s are allowed to get TURNT up…but I went to her instagram and all she posted was her at some mother’s day charity bullshit…meaning her getting TURNT is not really how she wants to present herself to the world, yet she still want to get TURNT… It’s just this hypocrisy that goes on in the world, because I don’t want to support some Martha Steward of Parenting, knowing she’s just a bikini clad party slut up on some Tara Reid shit…I want bitch to commit to her Brady Bunch shit and to me this is a slip up, even though I love girls in bikinis.. I guess what it comes down to is that Jessica Alba doesn’t matter anymore..she’s old and a mom and even in a bikini sucks…so I should just end this post now. TO SEE MORE SHITTY PICS OF ALBA PARTYING IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE TO SEE PICS OF BUSTED UP HOOKER CRYSTAL HEFFNER A SIMILAR VEGAS POOL PARTY CLICK HERE
Here is adult star Jesse Jane and glamour model Leanna Decker working it at a beach for some photoshoot. I have no clue what it’s for, but I’m hoping that Leanna has decided to join the porn world and we get some hot steamy girl on girl action. Fingers crossed.
Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…
I’ve posted a lot of hotties doing a lot of weird things over the years, but I think this might be the first time I’ve ever done a post on one taking out the trash. I know, what’s taken me so long, right? Anyway, for the rest of you pervs out there who don’t have a garbage fetish, you’ll probably be way more interested in the peek Julianne Hough ‘s giving us at her bra here. See, now this is why I always knew Julianne would become a big star someday. She even knows how to make garbage day hot. Well done. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
