I think Fabiana Semprebom must be playing hard to get or something, because every time I do a post saying how much I love her, or propose via Twitter, she always ignores me. Crazy, right? It’s like she doesn’t even know I exist or something. But that’s okay, because I don’t mind a challenge. If I wanted easy, I wouldn’t have picked a career where I try to flirt with hot models from my couch. I’m pretty sure that’s right up there with rocket science and brain surgery. » view all 13 photos
Since I’m pretty sure that you guys like finding new bikini hotties to drool over almost as much as I do, here’s a new one for you: Sheridyn Fisher . I didn’t know too much about the Aussie hottie, but according to her Twitter , she’s a model and actress, runs her own bikini company, and is an “animal lover, earth child, soccer player, sci-fi geek & movie buff.” Which is great and all, but I’m pretty sure that list is missing something: “blogger’s girlfriend.” Luckily, I think I can help.
You know, I’m always posting bikini beach shoots like this one here of Victoria’s Secret hottie Cameron Russell , and as amazing as it all looks in the pictures, I know that in real-life, it’s not actually that great. There’s sand getting everywhere and sunburns and seagulls to deal with. It’s why I always make sure to stay indoors in my mom’s basement instead. So it got me thinking, Cameron’s more than welcome to join me down here for her next bikini photoshoot. Sure, the scenery isn’t as nice, but I bet Cameron would look just as hot lying on top of a pile of dirty laundry and pizza boxes as at the beach. Or at least I hope she does, because I haven’t cleaned since last summer. » view all 14 photos
Here’s Aubrey O’Day reminding all you fat chicks, that if you get fit, people will like you better and more opportunity will come your way, because no one likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks…even if I like watching them eat…a lot….it’s a fetish…
For some reason Bryana Holly here still hasn’t responded to any of my Twitter sex tape proposals , which is weird, because I even said please and everything. Hm, maybe I should’ve added a cherry on top too. Anyway, while I try to figure out where I went wrong, here’s another awesome bikini photoshoot from the super-hottie. Although this isn’t making the wait any easier on me. Oh well, enjoy. » view all 31 photos
Cassandra Dawn is a nicely tanned exotic looking angel sent from heaven that posted a few pictures of her in a bikini reminding us that our lives fucking suck…because we don’t live in a place where girls are in bikinis and if we do…we are probably not with those girls in a bikini because we can’t spend our days with girls in bikinis, because girls don’t like us…but at the same time her bikini brings us hope of a better tomorrow, because girls like her exist… I was talking to some homeless person the other day, as I do, because they are really understand how the world works in a schizophrenic, even autism way…by throwing away all that convention like paying taxes, and having job, or a house, or food…and I was telling him he should leave Canada homelessness to hit up homelessness in Florida or California, where it is hot and there are bikini babes, and he told me that was his plan when he retired…a story that has nothing to do with Cassandra Dawn in a bikini…but that confused the hell out of me.
In case you guys forgot (because I definitely did), Claudia Jordan here used to get paid to look super-hot opening up briefcases on Deal or No Deal . But now here she is doing something much less demanding: looking super-hot at the beach with her friend Aisha Thalia . According to my research, these two are both radio personalities these days in addition to models, which seems completely insane to me. I know they say some people have a face for radio, but Claudia and Aisha have obviously got bodies for the big-screen. Preferably IMAX. Anything less is just a serious waste of talent. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
In case you guys forgot (because I definitely did), Claudia Jordan here used to get paid to look super-hot opening up briefcases on Deal or No Deal . But now here she is doing something much less demanding: looking super-hot at the beach with her friend Aisha Thalia . According to my research, these two are both radio personalities these days in addition to models, which seems completely insane to me. I know they say some people have a face for radio, but Claudia and Aisha have obviously got bodies for the big-screen. Preferably IMAX. Anything less is just a serious waste of talent. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
So I totally forgot all about the fact that I promised Costa Rican hottie Jessica Perez that I’d make her my next Internet girlfriend , and I’m sure she was completely devastated. Or at least she probably would’ve been if she knew or cared who I was. Either way though, I figured I’d make it up to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model by doing another bikini post on her. So here we go. I don’t know about Jessica, but I feel much better already. » view all 12 photos
This photo of Kendall Jenner defies description. It’s one of those pictures that comes along every so often which are truly worth a thousand words, although if you had to, you could also sum it up in five: Wow. Look at that ass. We’d feel bad saying that if she were a regular kid or even if she made some half-assed plea for privacy like sister Kylie, but she put this out there. Posing the image of herself after a zipline adventure in skin-tight attire, she had to be going for just the reaction you had when you laid eyes on it. Girl knows what she’s doing. We follow hook, line and sinker. Inappropriate and overexposed? Debatably. The product of a gorgeous young woman trying to take social media by storm? Likely. The next Kim Kardashian ? Definitely. Sorry Kim. The torch is ready to be passed here. Those buns on Kendall are world-class by any measure, and she wants to flaunt them on Instagram so all of us know it. Preferably on the daily. Haters gonna hate (not as hard as when she rocks epic cornrows , but still hate), fans gonna fawn all over her, and the rest of us? We are just witnesses. But it’s her world, THGers. Take heed. Watch the throne. And click through more Kendall Jenner photos below: 32 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kendall Jenner Instagram Pic Kendall Jenner has taken more intimate selfies on Instagram. What do you think of these photos? View As List 1. Kendall Jenner Instagram Pic Kendall Jenner has taken more intimate selfies on Instagram. What do you think of these photos? 2. Instagram Kendall Jenner Pic Kendall Jenner posts photos on Instagram like it’s her job. Which we suppose it sort of is! 3. Kylie Jenner Teases Black Bra Oh, Kylie Jenner. The young reality star shows off a black bra in this photo for some reason. 4. Kendall Jenner Bikini Photo Kendall Jenner proudly poses here in a bikini. Think she’s too young to strike such a pose? 5. Kendall Jenner Butt Pic Kendall Jenner has released this close-up view of her butt. Should a 17-year old be sending out such pics? 6. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Photo Kylie Jenner shows off a lot of cleavage in this photo. Is it appropriate for a 16-year old? 7. Kylie Jenner in Leather Kylie Jenner poses here in leather. It’s another scandalous shot of the young star. 8. Kylie Jenner at Wheel of BMW Kylie Jenner wears fish net stockings and sits at the wheel of her BMW in this photo. She is 16 years old. 9. Kylie Jenner, Legs This is a different kind of selfie. It just features Kylie Jenner’s legs. 10. Kendall Jenner Nipples Alert! Well… at least Kendall Jenner is 18. But does that make this top acceptable for her to wear? 11. Kylie Jenner Bikini Photos Kylie Jenner shows off her bikini body in this photo. She’s only 15 years old, so take it easy, guys. 12. Kendall Jenner Butt Selfie Kendall Jenner pops her butt out in this photo. She wants to emulate her step-sister, Kim. 13. Kendall Jenner Topless Picture Kendall Jenner topless and as a mermaid. How magical, right? 14. Kendall Jenner Naked? Kendall Jenner has posted another racy shot of herself on Instagram. Is she even wearing clothes here?!? 15. Kendall Jenner No Pants Kendall Jenner loves Drake. She can do without pants though, apparently. 16. Kendall Jenner on Instagram This is a picture of Kendall Jenner, not of Kim Kardashian. We’re serious! 17. Kendall Jenner Bikini Image Whoa there, Kendall Jenner! The 17-year old raised some eyebrows by releasing this especially alluring photo on Instagram. 18. Kendall Jenner Bikini Picture Kendall Jenner is comfortable posing in a bikini. She’s made that clear many times and is doing so again here for Flavor Magazine. 19. Kendall Jenner in W Kendall Jenner is unafraid to flaunt what her mama gave her. She poses here for the March 2014 issue of W. 20. Kendall Jenner Boobs Pic Yup, these are Kendall Jenner’s boobs. She shows them off plainly while walking the runway at New York Fashion Week. 21. Kylie Jenner Bikini Shot Kylie Jenner flaunts her bikini body in this photo. Let’s all remember: she’s only 16 years old. 22. Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Kylie Jenner rocks a teeny tiny bikini in this photo. Chill out, guys. She’s only 16. 23. Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie Kylie Jenner has gotten in on the butt selfie act started by her sisters. It’s an unfortunate act. 24. Kendall Jenner Underwear Photo Kendall Jenner models her Calvin Klein underwear, and she does so spectacularly. 25. Kylie Jenner Bikini Pose Yup, Kylie Jenner is at it again. The teenager is posing in a bikini for the umpteenth time. 26. Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in bikinis … because why wouldn’t they pose like this. 27. Kylie Jenner Bikini Picture, Take 47 Kylie Jenner says she wants privacy. But her Instagram photos tell us something else. 28. Kylie Jenner on an Elephant Kylie Jenner is riding an elephant in this Instagram photo. Insert your own witty caption. 29. Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit Photo Yes, Kylie Jenner has posted about bikini photo. Anyone else getting bored by this? 30. Kylie Jenner in Thailand It’s just another day at the beach for Kylie Jenner. She lounges around here in Thailand. 31. Kendall Jenner in Thailand Kendall Jenner strolls along the beach in Thailand in this Instagram photo. Looks like a lovely spot. 32. Kendall Jenner Butt That is a nice butt on Kendall Jenner. What do you want us to say? She put it out there and put the pic online?!
