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Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

I’ve been posting on Elsa Hosk for a long time. I was onto her when she was first coming up as a model, when she was doing erotic fashion nude photos, where she was naked for fashion, even though the idea of fashion is to cover up being naked, otherwise there would be no billion dollar industry, and people wouldn’t be buying their clothes because they’d just be naked…but I guess the lifestyle behind the clothing is to come in with a vision, or a higher purpose, or concept…that I guess nudity speaks to…it doesn’t matter. She’s Swedish, she’s amazing, and she’s been poached by Victoria’s Secret, yet she still gets topless and crawls around on all fours in a thong…in what are going to be the best pictures you see today…and I should just stop here and go outside and make snowmen or some shit…instead of looking for more nonsense you’ll just skim over and not pay attention to… The post Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

I’ve been posting on Elsa Hosk for a long time. I was onto her when she was first coming up as a model, when she was doing erotic fashion nude photos, where she was naked for fashion, even though the idea of fashion is to cover up being naked, otherwise there would be no billion dollar industry, and people wouldn’t be buying their clothes because they’d just be naked…but I guess the lifestyle behind the clothing is to come in with a vision, or a higher purpose, or concept…that I guess nudity speaks to…it doesn’t matter. She’s Swedish, she’s amazing, and she’s been poached by Victoria’s Secret, yet she still gets topless and crawls around on all fours in a thong…in what are going to be the best pictures you see today…and I should just stop here and go outside and make snowmen or some shit…instead of looking for more nonsense you’ll just skim over and not pay attention to… The post Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

If you have a Jessica Alba fetish…and you used to Listen to Guns and Roses religiously, not only are you old as fuck, probably pushing 40, since Alba hasn’t really mattered in a decade, even if she’s still pretty fucking hot…and Guns and Roses, unless for Karaoke or Kitsch factor, you know hipsters being obscure, don’t fucking matter no matter how much die hard Guns and Roses fans, you know the kind of guys with tattoos of roses in various parts of their body….but you’re also in luck because the two came together in her Slash costume…that I find level zero in erotic…but she’s a mom, with a billion dollar mom brand and I guess wearing a thong in public would be bad for business… TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

Taylor Swift’s Twerking Video of the Day

4,000,000 or more people beat me to this new Taylor Swift video that reminds the country music industry that she just used them to get into pop, because country is one of those really strong markets that is easy to break into, with fans that are really fucking loyal and who can help you generate revenue that you can use to build up your teen audience, in a best of both worlds kinds of play… But it is safe to say that with her billion dollar empire, all the cock she’s had, the recent lesbian relationship with a bikini model, the fact that she’s more stylish, lean and even kind of sexy…that she’s officially gone hollywood…and if you don’t believe me…watch her twerk. That’s always a clear cut sign that the Country Music focus has shifted, because Twerking is anti christian…

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Models for La Perla of the Day

I am pretty sure that Victoria’s Secret owns – or at least manufactures 99 percent of the world’s lingerie. I am a firm believer that they own all the factories any pair of panties is made in. It’s just the American way, you know create a billion dollar brand by exploiting the third world, pretend it is building their economy while it is really just legalized slave labor that takes money out of our work force, but still sell the panties for the same price, so that the public doesn’t benefit from the savings you get, just bleed them fucking dry…for their brazilian cut thong… That said, I still like when brands like La Perla come together, do things a little more high end than Victoria’s Secret, and produce something a little more interesting to look at, despite being catalog pics… The models are: Liu Wen, Mariacarla Boscono and Daria Strokous. The pics are:

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Kaley Cuoco’s 100 Million Dollar Ass of the Day

I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year. Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit… If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions. It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off. I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington Whitely in Leggings of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of my favorite models…especially when you can see her vagina through the gap in her thigh from having a model body and a nice meaty vagina that hangs the right way…. I also like that she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can bed a model, because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them I also like that she made Megan Fox Obsolete, and I hate Megan Fox… I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK.. I guess this post has been Top 4 Reasons I Like Rosie…maybe I should apply for a job at Buzzfeed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Irina Shayk Lingerie Model of the Day

Whatever fucking scam Irina Shayk is pulling with her whole – fake Girlfriend to a homo soccer player…who could never come out as a homo because his audience…despite being emotional weirdos who kiss other men as part of their culture…are homophobic as fuck. They believe in jesus and shit…so they throw in some Russian hooker, make her a model, and it helps make his story believable… He is a billion dollar enterprise, there is no way his handlers would fuck with that…and a soulless Russian is easy to manipulate when it comes to money and American fame.. IT’s like “we’ll give you a free face and money to leave your life as a webcam model”….kind of a no brainer… Here is is posing in lingerie…

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Rihanna Getting Dressed of the Day

Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…

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Jessica Alba in a “Kill The Bush” Campaign of the Day

Jessica Alba is perpetuating the evil kill the bush movement…with her mom blogger ad campaign that is designed to speak to wive’s everywhere, because that is her audience, who should, like all girls, not be shaving their pussies, but rather have more excuse not to shave their pussies, because the cost of having their man, who is conditioned by the bald pussy thanks to porn movement, leave them is too high… It’s like half of everything I own to fuck this bald pussy, all because big corporations created an insecurity for women, a fake want for men and a billion dollar industry, killing the bush in the process thanks to laser, when bush is one of the most erotic accessories a pussy can have besides an asshole.. So I guess Alba really is evil…and perpetuating negative body image for girls everywhere, by helping women feel objectified, with unrealistic media produced demands like hair removal… But she got paid over 100k for this people, so it is totally worth it… Devil woman.

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