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Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Booty of the Day

Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or at least slated to inherit at least a billion dollars, assuming his dad doesn’t fuck her over, or get married to an Ann Nicole Smith later in life.. So it is only natural that after having the pony, the good life, all the excitement that is being a rich kid, the one thing she wanted, I guess, was dudes jerking off to her… Maybe it is some daddy was too busy to notice bullshit, or more all the boys in school like Megan Fox or some shit, and daddy can afford to buy that for her…. But I’m not a psychologist, I’m more of a pervert into looking at asses, so as she struggles to find her place in the world, while being bank rolled…I’m into it involving bikini ass shots…and you should be too… The post Nicola Peltz Billion Dollar Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man Pushes Woman in Canal and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Tasered in Reno Fat Kid Freaks the Fuck Out… Classroom Brawl Theif of the Day Fat Boy Fail… Don’t Fuck with the Bouncer Brazilian Foot Fetish video Thief of the Day The post Man Pushes Woman in Canal and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cruel Intentions Reunion Picture of the Day

I don’t know why Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like she’s got a mouth full of nuts – getting ready to hibernate for the winter…in this Reese Witherspoon / Selma Blair Cruel intentions reunion…that is more a couple of girls running into each other in LA, because they all run in the same circles…. I also don’t know why the fat one from Cruel Intentions, who seduced and knocked up the main dude, ended up as the Oscar winning, billion dollar actress, while the other two just sort of fizzled out… More importantly, I don’t know why I am posting Cruel Intention reunion that is hardly a reunion but may be a meeting to do the redux – thanks to craving money….considering I never even saw the original… But I do know that virgin loser dudes everywhere love the shit, and more importantly that you’re virgin losers who love the shit, and I figure why not give you something you’re pathetic life can get excited about… The post Cruel Intentions Reunion Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day

Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good. All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape… The post All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Getting Spanked of the Day

I don’t know if the dude slapping Kate Beckinsale’s ass is her boyfriend, hired help, door man, or just some random dude walking behind her that looks like he’s slapping her ass, but that’s probably because the only thing I know about Kate Beckinsale is that she’s got some 17 or 18 year old daughter…despite looking young and hot and more importantly like someone that nerds everywhere are obsessed with and have been obsessed with the last decade thanks to being in one nerd movie, because apparently that’s all it takes.. So if you want a sustainable career and fan base, have you kid with a rich guy when you’re 18, so that you get an allowance for the rest of your life, allowing you to focus on having sex with producers who make nerd movies, securing a fan base for the rest of your life, and all you really need to ensure is that you maintain a fit body…and if you’re only job is to work out 2 hours a day…instead of going to some shitty office…it’s not too much to ask… That said, she still looks good, even if you racists are mad that a man of darker complexion looks like he’s having his way with her because he’s probably rich as fuck…or the door man…I don’t know where this story is going…but look at the pictures.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale Getting Spanked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day

According the my extensive journalistic research, this is Eddie Petterson’s ass by Purienne, who I still think is one of the better “naked for fashion” creeper photographers who walks the line of softcore porn and fashion porn all thanks to shooting models and not hooker porn chicks… She’s Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Vegan…according to her instagram she’s not that famous…but she’s a food blogger, perpetuating healthy eating, because the world eats like shit, and because of that, don’t have asses like this, but should have asses like this, so follow her fucking program, and start by taking some before ass pics and sending them to me, because I like looking at pics of asses… The post Eddie Petterson for Purienne of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Scientologist in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Her name is Alanna Masterson and she’s a Scientologist…a Scientologist in a bathing suit…which is really the best way to view Scientologists…I mean that and in their steam rooms…where they are cleansing their bodies from drugs thanks to the words of wisdom of a drug store, pulp, sci/fi writer who was broke and figured “why don’t I make my smut into a religion”…and found a solid following that turned it into the billion dollar cult…something I one day aspire to achieve with this site, because if you can turn smutty nonsense into a billion dollars, I an provide the smutty nonsense… Join me…in this journey of spiritual enlightenment by staring at a smoking Masterson…who is fatherless thanks to Scientology forcing you to disconnect by people who leave the church…meaning she’s got the level of daddy issues I want grinding against my leg while listening to love songs… The post Scientologist in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day

Léa Seydoux was in an actual sexually charged movie – where she played a lebsian having real sex with an older lady…putting candy coated, mainstream, easy for the American public to digest, 50 Shades of Grey, which almost makes me laugh, as a pervert, who has seen most sex scenes in mainstream movies…and I’ve seen a bunch of porn..and I figure that 50 Shades is just for the Christian people being naughty…and as a pervert…we’ve all seen this shit… That said…she’s in some Magazine, and she looks fucking amazing… The post Léa Seydoux is Pretty Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy

Drunk of the Day Idiot and his Loaded Weapon Traffic Stop of the Day Troll of the Day Some Psycho in Kansas City Shooting a Bus in 2014 Great Dane Puppy of the Day Chillin After a Machete Attack – GROSS Icy Roads Insane Parody Song of the Day….. The post Miss G String Colombia and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

I’ve been posting on Elsa Hosk for a long time. I was onto her when she was first coming up as a model, when she was doing erotic fashion nude photos, where she was naked for fashion, even though the idea of fashion is to cover up being naked, otherwise there would be no billion dollar industry, and people wouldn’t be buying their clothes because they’d just be naked…but I guess the lifestyle behind the clothing is to come in with a vision, or a higher purpose, or concept…that I guess nudity speaks to…it doesn’t matter. She’s Swedish, she’s amazing, and she’s been poached by Victoria’s Secret, yet she still gets topless and crawls around on all fours in a thong…in what are going to be the best pictures you see today…and I should just stop here and go outside and make snowmen or some shit…instead of looking for more nonsense you’ll just skim over and not pay attention to… The post Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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