In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things… The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor, and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber… The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you have work…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….and the last thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled… I guess Love Magazine Advent Calendar was the perfect…outlet for Miranda Kerr, you know it comes out before Christmas shopping, so Snapchat (worth 16 billion dollars)….is probably going to be extra nice the more guys jerk off to her, because clearly he wasn’t looking for a virgin. The post Miranda Kerr’s Day 9 for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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