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Rumer Willis Panty Flash of the Day

Rumer Willis may be a broken down mangled mess of a person…you know the kind of girl I had made fun of and I have call deformed thanks to her mother’s shitty genetics or maybe her mother’s drug use and uterine damage from fucking her way to the top before letting Bruce Willis drop load in her….before getting a billion dollars of Plastic surgery transforming her into a half human, robot lady you’d want to fuck…. But after seeing her TOPLESS PICS …and a series of fashion erotica, her facial structure I once found scary, suddenly became interesting, compelling, even hot, and has won me over in a way that I would let her ride my face and drip off my chin if she allowed it and didn’t call the police since she probably hates me thanks to my historical abusive behavior…that I will say came from a dark place inside me and was more about anger towards myself than anger towards this delicate flower that may have a few hard edges and a potato head… All this to say….she’s flashing her panties and I’m just bummed she’s in panties and not flashing her lady dick…all this to say…when she’s cropped…she looks even better… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lily Aldridge Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I like fast fashion as much as any Bangladeshi garment factory worker. I mean there’s just something so awesome about producing shit overseas, you know taking the jobs away from Americans who could use the jobs, and exploiting third world countries, paying them 38 dollars a month to work 50 hours a week, making garbage quality product with little to no craftsmanship or design, to shit out in retail stores and to make women think they need to buy the shit for 80 times what it cost to make it, all because of the way they marketed it. You know, making 2 dollar bras, selling them for 50 bucks, and using 10 dollars per bra to pay people like Lily Aldridge to model it in some primetime TV infomercial and 15 dollar a bra to cover overhead like rent in their shitty stores, or these catalog campaigns that suck, leaving 23 dollars in profit, to sustain the 5 billion dollars in revenue they make a fucking year. It’s pretty disgusting, but what isn’t disgusting is girls in lingerie! Yay. Even if I preferred groupie slut Lily Aldridge when she was a tampon ad model fucking rockstars…and not some VS model married to one….but ultimately who cares. It is all evil and we are the ones to blame.

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Georgia May Jagger’s Awesome Teeth of the Day

So her mom is Jerri Hall and her dad is Mick Jagger, collectively worth a billion dollars, and these are the teeth she decided to run with… I mean, she’s got options, she can have any teeth in the world, any cosmetic dentist she chooses to give her whatever she wants, yet she chose to go with this….maybe because she’s a hipster, likes to go natural, and is rockin’ a pretty hot bush, or maybe because she doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with her and it gives her an interesting look people hire her for, because you know it has nothing to do with her last name at all. I just know, I find it pretty hot she rode these fuckers out, but maybe I’m just saying that cuz all rich girls I’ve met are more insane and slutty than strippers, and knowing that is behind the photoshoot, excites me. She’s lovely as hell.

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Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue of the Day

People like JENNIFER LAWRENCE …..and I don’t really know why.,..I mean I guess in this Vogue Shoot she looks her fucking best, since when I last saw pics of her she was in a bikini, and looked dumpy as shit….you see cuz life is not a Vogue shoot…and the paparazzi aren’t Vogue photographers….and dumpy can’t be photoshopped out…. I kinda hate her, because she’s a fucking sell out….and I’m not punk rock about shit, I don’t shit on anything mainstream, I just think if a girl gets nominated for an Oscar at 15, she can ride that and produce actually quality movies, and still make real fucking money…but instead she signed up to some candy coated billion dollar franchise pile of shit that has little to no integrity…clearly for the money and to become an It girl…and that’s just fucking weak sauce… But at least she has tits.

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Candice Swanepoel Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Guess who’s on the beach of St Barts shooting for Victoria’s Secret….Candice Swanepoel…cuz Victoria’s Secret fucking own her…and may have even made her in an African lap somewhere…you know like some kind of billion dollar robot that won’t age and that will never leave them…and investment that helps them make 30 billion dollars a year in sales….which is totally fucking ridiculous if you think about it…that’s like 2 billion pairs of underwear a fucking year….do people really need that many pairs of underwear…..I mean I’m not complaining cuz the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret has given me this lovely angel to make love to myself / my screen / my MONKEY SPANKER to….which is enough distraction for me to furhter investigate their criminal human traffic robot making practices…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Disney’s Star Wars Purchase Promo Video of the Day

Disney bought Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars because George Lucas wasn’t rich enough to begin with…and they are releasing a bunch of new movies for all you Star Wars nerds…but you don’t need me to tell you that…you’ve probably been masturbating to it the last 24 hours…. Here’s a trailer for Episode 7…..it is exactly what you’d expect…. So now all you Star Wars nerds may end up getting slamming your genitals raw into raw…you know grinding that shit off…

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Ioanna Ntenti Amazing Model Tits of the Day

My next wife. the one I end up knocking up and having a family with, after this site makes me a billion dollars cuz it becomes a cult classic, eventually tricking the mainstream….is gonna be a model… See up until this point, life’s been pretty shit…women have been shit, the wife has been shit, and after eating the shit for this long, I feel I deserve to be with a model with great tits…. The reason I like models is simple…they are cool, hot and secure in their looks cuz people pay them for their looks and thus secure in themselves…allowing them to focus on what is important…having fun…in a life of luxury with no fucking stress cuz they have the easiest fucking jobs…. Her name is Ioanna Ntenti. She’s from Greece and thus has two vaginas…one in her asshole and the other where traditional non greek pussies go….and she’s topless for tank magazine…and I’m liking it…so much I can practically smell the shit on my dick…but that could be totally unrelated to these pics….if you know what I mean.

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Kim Kardashian Goes Topless With Her Sisters [PHOTO]

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Kim , Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian all went topless to promote their Kardashian Kollection denim line. Their jeans are available at Sears, and Kim told People: “We have to get everything tailored, so in this collection, we wanted to make sure that you didn’t have to tailor anything. It was the exact way we like it—from the fabrics being very comfortable and stretchy to fitting all of our body types.” Will you be buying anything from the Kardashian Kollection? RELATED POSTS: Police Called To Kim Kardashian’s House Snoop Dogg Gives Kris Humphries Advice: “You Shouldn’t Have Tried To Wife The B***h” Watch Kim Kardashian End Her Marriage [VIDEO] Kim Kardashian Throwing Shots Back At Amber Rose?

Kim Kardashian Goes Topless With Her Sisters [PHOTO]

Is Ted Turner Marlo Hampton’s Of “RHOA” Sugar Daddy?

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For the longest time we have wondered how Marlo Hampton , of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” lives the lavish lifestyle she portrays on TV. Until last week, we had no clue as to where her funds came from. That was until cast-mate Sheree made a startling claim that Marlo sleeps with an 80-year-old white man to get money! According to a source: “Ted Turner was Marlo’s sugar daddy. My understanding is that Marlo is one of the reasons why Jane Fonda divorced Ted Turner. Ted Turner is the ‘sponsor’ who financed the The Red Carpet Boutique Marlo had at the Perimeter Mall in ATL. Marlo knows how to get money, she’s a true hustler.” CNN founder Ted Turner is allegedly worth over two billion dollars! Click here, for the full story over at HSK ! RELATED: Alleged New “RHOA”Cast Member Marlo Hampton Has A Criminal Past! Sheree’ Makes A Diss Record To NeNe [AUDIO] NeNe May Not Return To “RHOA,” May Be Replaced By Charles Grant’s Fiance Marlo Just Adds A Little More Spice In The Gumbo! “RHOA” [RECAP]

Is Ted Turner Marlo Hampton’s Of “RHOA” Sugar Daddy?

Ashley Greene’s Strong Legs in Shorts of the Day

I watched the Twilight movie last night…not the new one….just one that was on my friend’s TV and I only did it because his teenage girls were watching it and I love interracting with teens…I feel like we get each other…and more importantly…their dad was feeding me booze. That said, those movies are the biggest pile of smut I’ve experienced in a while….I felt like live blogging the shit, but didn’t want to admit I was watching the shit….but from seeing a vampire get out of a Volvo….to bitch using lines like “if this is about my soul, take it, i don’t want it wihtout you” all shitty acting and offensive to native americans while always hanging in the woods….I was surprised it brainwashed kids and made a billion dollars…not to mention I was surprised it made this bitch relevant….even if looking at her strong legs in shorts is better than looking at a bitch not in shorts…but maybe that’s just cuz I know she got slammed by a Jonas brother….if you know what I mean.

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Ashley Greene’s Strong Legs in Shorts of the Day