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Mythbuster Tits of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know where the video is…mainly cuz I was too lazy to find it….but these are some tits in a t-shirt on some 40 year old mom named Kari Byron from the show Mythbusters that I am posting because I assume her demographic of nerdy awkward kids are what make up the readership of this fine establishment…you know the kind of virgin who sees a set of tits in a t-shirt from his favorite show myth busters that he only watches cuz he has a fantasy marriage with the scientist in the shit as he assumes they have so much in common cuz she talks his socially awkward talk…or at least thinks she does… Either way, here’s the classic pulling her elbows back to show her tit hustle…you know like lifting her hands over her head….Enjoy… Here’s a creepy fan video of hers to really understand who her fan base is….

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Miss July 2011 Not Naked of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessa Lynn Hinton is some Playboy chick…and all Playboy chicks look the same kind of stripper trash with fake tits and I can’t help but hate the shit…cuz it’s played out and too 1990s…if I needed a fake blonde, with fake tits, with an average at best horse looking face, thanks to the fake lips, I’d just go to my local stripclub and pay 10 dollars a song, and if I’m really into it, I’ll throw her an extra 50 to suck my fucking dick….making gawking at nudes of this bitch, or any bitch Playboy has recruited the last decade, pretty fucking pathetic….They need to go back to their roots and get high profile bitches you’d never see naked, naked…and for the centerfolds, just mix it up a bit, cuz I may have never seen this bitch naked before, but I feel like I already have and that doesn’t sell magazines…. All this to say, I should be a marketing exec at Playboy….but I’m too busy trying to make out her vagina definition in her jeans…

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Sara Jean Underwood Naked Bike Ride of the Day

Posted on June 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carrie Underwood’s slutty sister Sara Jean Underwood was in Portland for World Naked Bike Ride and she hit twitter with the pics… I figure her implants are more like an expensive shirt than they are naked tits….because shit’s all plastic and purchased and by definition wearing a thong is also not being naked… but it is good enough for me…. Sure I generally like my bitches riding their bikes actually naked…or even just pantyless and in a skirt…ideally seatless, or even just demonstrating how they ride using my face, pretending it’s a bike…. At the bare minimum, I like being able to sniff the sweaty pussy off the seat…but I always get weird looks whenever the bitch gets back to her bike from picking up some groceries…cuz I have bad timing… But since this Underwood is not my bitch, and she’s out hustling her career as a TV host while keeping true to her roots, rockin’ some serious whore behavior from Playboy, the shit that got her where she is today….unlike other Playboy bitches who feel that whoring themselves is a thing of the past and not something they do now that they are all legit….and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good hustle… Publicity stunts like this are alright but I prefer staring a pics of Sara Jean Underwood’s nicely shaved cunt ….someone she should stick to exposing…

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Fergie Looks Hot for Allure of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If only photoshop could follow Fergie everywhere she goes…cuz this picture of her for Allure, is pretty amazing, especially considering she’s an ex meth addict turning 40, unless of course the meth story is a lie for publicity, in which case I’d get why she isn’t pushing 300 lbs, as all the meth addicts I know replace meth with hard eating… That said, two years ago, I met Fergie at some event I snuck into, she shook my hand and laughed at the website name when I handed her a card, before her security ripped me off her, leading me to believe she is as lovely as she is hard bodied… So if you don’t find these hot, and you hate her hip pop gangster act, masturbate to her niceness and willingness to not have me killed by her security team….or if you’re really weird…masturbate to her make-up, hair stylist and fragrence insider information… That’s all I gotta say about this.

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Julia Stegner Titties for Zoo Summer of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is German model Julia Stegner you’ve seen on this amazing, life changing, inspiring, incredible webiste before. She was Topless in Vogue Germany , she was Topless and Erotic in Muse and she’s even done some commercial work as a bitch in a bikini for H & M ….I still have no clue who she is, but I guess I don’t really have to, because she shows her tits for fashion and lots and lots of money and luckily that’s good enough for me… The magazine is called Zoo and this is the 70s disco, cocaine inspired photoshoot and it makes me want to fuck…but then again so does everything, including this plastic bag filled with cookie dough my wife’s got sitting in the fridge…I’m a pervert, that’s what happens when you can’t turn on women you want to turn on but are instead stuck with obese women who smell like rotting vegetables and a food intolorence….

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Leighton Meester Performing of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I kinda prefer when she was coming up and staring in foot fetish videos to make a living, pay her rent and buy her time until finding the right ladder wrung to fuck her way up…. Her mom was a prison rat…I mean this bitch was raised in a halfway house….taught how to whore at a young age…like the gutter kids playing outside my house from broken welfare homes… At least she’s more authentic than that cunt costar of hers….Taylor Momsen…but she could use a lot more titty flashing…cuz without the titty flashing this is just on some beautiful sounding lovliness and that hardly works for me…but I guess works for Meester cuz bitch is getting paid son…

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Beyonce Kills Bitches of the Day

Posted on June 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would hate to be the bitch famous for being being the bitch who got overly excited over some negro bitch she’s seen on TV…. It’s like the whole world is laughing at this fat white chick who was running after Beyonce in the airport in Nice, only to fall all over herself, cuz fat chicks are designed to run, all while Beyonce, looked on and laughed ot herself, cuz Beyonce is a cunt and doesn’t actually give a shit about her fans…at least that’s the vibe I get from watching her unwillingly over the years…as she ditched her band for her own personal gain…she’s just one of those self involved cunts….and this bitch is just an idiot chasing after her for a brush with celebrity…something I’ll never understand unless there’s sex tape filming/rape opportunity…in which case I’d be down cuz it makes financial fucking sense.. Either way, what a fucking clown. Speaking of clowns, this is my second Beyonce post today…and that makes me feel real fucking stupid. TO See The Funny pictures that I don’t have the right to post… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christie Brinkley Had the Hottest Tits at he Gayest Night in Showbiz of the Day

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone looks like they got implants…I’m not gonna name names cuz I don’t need any lawsuits, but then again, she was a bikini model and bikini models have fat tits, they do make push up bras, tight lowcut dresses, spanx and a whole lot of other tricks to make tits chin-high. Old ladies historically hit menopause and their tits keep growing, sagging, and hanging giving lots of skin to work with…and the weird thing in all this is why she wore this out to the Tony’s, or the gayest night in show business, but I can assume it was to test the waters with her new tits and most importantly prevent rape, or maybe it was cuz she knew that amongst the dicks and man pussies, the paps would notice her….and so will I, cuz she’s looking real fucking hot.

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Kendra Wilkinson Fake Whore Tits of the Day

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some real deal horrible porn pussy , Kendra Wilkinson from Playboy, brought her horrible donkey face out to some bullshit event, and I almost appreciate her attempt to use her fake tits to distract us from her horrible face…you know cuz using her fake tits is all she really knows…and they are the reason she’s made it this far in a career that should never have really existed based on her skill set alone…unfortunately, fake tits dont impress me at all…they aren’t even expensive…even crackwhores I know can manage to save 5k if they really want to…. What does impress me is that she released a sex tape that failed a few years ago, the peak of my career wasn’t writing this SEX TAPE REVIEW , because sex tapes don’t impress me, cuz like implants, they are easy to do…but I do like watching them…..but the fact that it was shot when she was 19, natural titty and had a pussy of someone you’d expect to have 4-6 kids and a few large penis rapes under their belt….. TO SEE HER SEX TAPE FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mia Michaels Big on the Beach of the Day

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Mia Michaels. She’s some emmy award winner for being the Choreographer on So You THink You Can Dance. She’s on the beach and I think it’s safe to say she needs a little less choreography and a lot more dancing in her life…cuz this bitch is huge. So huge it is almost offensive she call herself a dancer, unless her form of dance is being the bouncy castle little kids play on in the backyard at birthday parties, or the freak entertainment at the stripclub on BBW night, where their skin dances in ways skinny chicks can’t relate to….and that’s all I have to say about that…

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