Blake Lively was on set in a bikini…only for some reason no one has the pics of her in that bikini…but instead they bring us this as the closest thing….when really I wanted to zoom in on her bikini bottoms to see if I can see the remnants of Leonardo Dicaprio’s dried up semen she hasn’t washed from inside her vagina or it’s drip down her leg…because his penis was the golden beacon of light that brought her hope of a better tomorrow…even though she’s doin’ okay with those long legs on her own….it’s just that ever C-Lister wants an A-List scandal to give them some purpose…but more importantly every girl, famous or not, wants Leo’s cum inside them….and when they get that chance…they cherish it until it starts to smell…true story. To see the rest of the pics of Blake Lively on Set… FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles…. “Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards… Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…
People jerk off to Youtube and as far as I’m concerned that makes Youtube a porn site. Which is funny because Google considers DrunkenStepfather a pornsite, and blacklists me, while all I’m doing is posting paparazzi pics and Youtube videos. The world is backwards….white washed bullshit….and today’s fetish is bitches weighing themselves, not hot to me, but hot to someone…that’s why these videos exist. Two Girls One Scale…. Public Weighing…. Revisiting a Fat Chick in a Bikini Weighing Herself… Some Fighting Bitches Weighing In Wal Mart Weigh In… This Bitch Goes Around the Scale a Few Times…….. Weighing Herself in High Heels… Amazon Weigh In….
Woah…Elsha Cuthbert pics are making the internet rounds…and I forgot this bitch exists…mainly cuz I don’t watch TV…or keep track of cunts like Elisha Cuthbet…I mean I’ve only done a handful of posts on her 3 years ago….cuz she was in a bikini with hard nipples and a bikini showing some ass back in 2008….and hiding behind a camera in a bikini with sheer pants on back in 2007….. I know people who know Elisha Cuthbert because she is from Montreal…which happens to be where I live and there are only a dozen english people so everyone knows everyone….Apparently, she always had an ego, always thought she was important, because at a young age she was cast on some shitty TV show and the second you put a bitch on TV it’s all fucking over, their egos inflate, they move to LA and get cast in movies…only to come back with their hockey boyfriends and happen to be in the same bar as me one night…unwilling to respond to my requests to grab her breast….That’s why I tried to organize a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house, cuz her sister was living here, but no one was into my genius concept…instead they all wanted to jerk off to her cuz she was on 24 or Girl Next Door or some shit…. Either way, I hear she’s back on TV, and here are her tits in some photoshopped photoshoot that erased all her hard living and the fact that she’s pretty much 30 and boring….but she’s got tits…and I guess that counts for something…and that something doesn’t matter…this bitch needs to get substantially more naked, more scandalous, cuz that’s what I think her career and your masturbation habits really need…not that I like giving you my advice on your masturbation…it’s kinda gay…but I do prefer when the pics I post aren’t this well dressed and put together and more raw and gaping…Goodtimes…
He must be an actor, cuz no one in their right mind would be this happy with their head that close to J.Lo’s devil pussy….I mean they’d be too busy trying to escape it’s allure…it’s magnetic, hard to resist, cuz it is J.Lo and she’s better to K.Fed, if you’re able to ignore that Mark Anthony guy who she was married to, who looks like he was out of a horror movie, something I can only attribute to having survived her twat…. I don’t knwo, i hate the bitch, I’m convinced she’s the devil, and thus her vagina is her devil’s tool to get everything her little spic, diva, ass wants.
Is this bitch pregnant? Cuz she’s in maternity clothes and she looks like she’s gained a bunch of weight….She also has a hispanic look to her and they are all catholic and shit and don’t do the whole birth control, including and most importantly my favorite method we call abortion… But at least she’s got a younger sister named Stella to make her worth looking at in a sister threesome fantasy for you freks…
These Vanessa Hudgens bike pics are kinda hot considering I spend almost every night sniffing bikes looking for a ripe seat…you know one ridden hard by a bitch with a really tart smelling pussy…you know that really thick sweat, unkempt pussy smell….shit that reminds you of eating pussy in the 80s, back when pubic hair kept that scent in, so potent it stays on the seat hours after the girl has locked her shit to the lamp post, cuz I’ve learned first hand it’s way better to sniff seats at 4 am, when foot traffic, car traffic and bike owner traffic is at its lowest…. Here she is riding hard enough for my liking…but I prefer when she’s taking nude pics of her whore self….
I don’t know why I bother posting pics of this bitch. She’s virtually a nobody, but I guess it comes down to the majority of people thinking she’s hot, something that I have a hard time doing, no, not because she banged a black dude, some of the hottest girls out there bang black dudes, it’s the hip hop generation….but cuz she’s fat….has fake tits…and looks and dresses trashy, on some trailer park trash stripper shit…a look that doesn’t turn me on…cuz I’ve had sex with so many of these trashcans for money….and it’s pretty fucking played out…. Not to mention, her posting her tits on twitter is expected, not only cuz all girls with fake tits love showing them off, I mean they saved up all their money for the shits, might as well get use out of the shit and celebrate the shit, but cuz she’s a fame whore and tits are all she’s got to keep people noticing… BORING.
Here’s a video of Amy Winehouse, in what is probably her last performance, from the 20th of July, I mean unless you consider dying alone in your bed to be a big final performance, even though no one relaly got to see the first part of the act, and only a select few got to see the actual ending, in some philisophical “if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound” concept to deep and powerful for my little brain to grasp…. She’s dancing crazy and crazy dancing always brings joy to my cold dead, but not Amy Winehouse dead, heart….. It’s a tragedy, but at least she left us with one last laugh….
I understand why this bitch is famous…She since show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….not to mention she’s on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of… But I have heard straight dudes talk about how they’d like to fuck her, or that they watch Glee for the hot chick, in reference to Lea Michelle, or that they think the bitch from Glee is awesome…and to that I say…if you’re one of those people…you may just be a homo…or like most dudes I know….very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….if you know what I mean…. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
