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Florida Crazies: Chief Keef-Lookin’ Carjacker Popped After Realizing He Couldn’t Drive Stolen Car With Stick Shift!

Posted on June 21, 2013 by Benny Hollywood

You sir, are a f***ing moron. Florida Teen Arrested For Carjacking When He Couldn’t Drive Stick Shift Via RawStory A man was arrested in Florida last week after his plot to steal a car was foiled by his inability to operate a manual transmission. In a Facebook post on Wednesday, the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said that 19-year-old Antoren “Chief Keef” Bell had been charged with theft, robbery and criminal mischief for an attempted May 18 carjacking. According to WEAR-TV, the victim was driving down 50th Avenue in Escambia County when she was flagged down by three teens who said they needed a ride. The woman said that she stopped to help, but Bell pulled a gun and ordered her out of the car. When Bell discovered that the car had a stick shift, he reportedly fled on foot. Bell was arrested on Friday after being identified in a photo lineup. He was being held on $400,000 bond. SMMFH Image via Police Handout Continue reading →

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Great Blazer Tits of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Megan Fox 2.0 who you will love not only because her name is nerdy, but because she’s in Transformers, and you can’t get enough of that shit….and more importantly, that she’s dating a middle aged bald guy, who sure, may have more money than you ever will, and who has been in movies, and has no problem getting any pussy, but who is still bald, and once you ignore his fame and fortune, that baldness gives you’re fat bald ass hope that one day you’ll find a bitch who doesn’t care about your baldness cuz she’s just likely fucking desperate for anyone to knock her up as her biological clock is tickin’ and she’s gone through everyone in your town…cuz it is safe to say the reason people like you get pussy is….is due to desperation and last resort…. Either way, here’s Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley in a pretty nice blazer, properly not obstructed by wearing a shirt under it like most bitches who don’t really get what dressing is all about….

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Christina Hendrick’s Ridiculous Fat Chick Tit of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me…. Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story…. But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

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Blake Lively in a Bikini on Set of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Blake Lively was on set in a bikini…only for some reason no one has the pics of her in that bikini…but instead they bring us this as the closest thing….when really I wanted to zoom in on her bikini bottoms to see if I can see the remnants of Leonardo Dicaprio’s dried up semen she hasn’t washed from inside her vagina or it’s drip down her leg…because his penis was the golden beacon of light that brought her hope of a better tomorrow…even though she’s doin’ okay with those long legs on her own….it’s just that ever C-Lister wants an A-List scandal to give them some purpose…but more importantly every girl, famous or not, wants Leo’s cum inside them….and when they get that chance…they cherish it until it starts to smell…true story. To see the rest of the pics of Blake Lively on Set… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola Leila Lopes Tits of the DAy

Posted on September 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles…. “Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards… Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…

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