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Jessica Simpson is Weird or Drunk and Busty on Ellen of the Day

Jessica Simpson makes fun of herself and her billion dollar clothing brand while drunk on Ellen, where she mocked lesbianism, herself, her uterus, her marriage, her husband’s masculinity and her audience of people dumber than her that buy her nonsense..all while rocking a bloated fat chick face and fat chick cleavage making it pretty incredible to think she’s managed to get this far…without remembering that there are 30 handlers behind the scenes helping her get dressde in the morning…and doing other basic things half retards can’t do. I like her…I think she seems likes a good time…and not just because she’s a billionaire, but because of the tits. The post Jessica Simpson is Weird or Drunk and Busty on Ellen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Hendrick’s Ridiculous Fat Chick Tit of the Day

Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me…. Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story…. But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

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