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Spike Jones Directed Ad Featuring Andie MacDowell’s Daughter of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s rich kid trust fund daughter who will pretend she was raised in Montana like a Willis sister – but is really just an LA rich kid. She just has a more down to earth storyline, thanks to her parents only working 8 weeks a year for millions of dollars, allowing them to hang in the mountains and ride horses – unlike all their Beverly Hills counterparts…who had to stay in Beverly Hills because their parents were tv hosts or agents who had to live in their LA mansions….the same Mansions they pretend they didn’t grow up in, but went to the second they could…to be actors and models of their own…it’s a good scam… Well she’s in this new Spike Jonze ad with her dancing that people are loving so love it…because Spike Jonze and his fatboy slim remake because they remake everything…Hollywood…such bullshit…. The post Spike Jones Directed Ad Featuring Andie MacDowell’s Daughter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell’s See Thru Dress of the Day

Stella Maxwell went to the VMA after party because she’s an it girl or at least wants to be one and being an it girl or in wanting to be one – you must attend all the events where celebrities attend – you know to help solidify being a top level promo model working for the evil empire that bought her soul for 500,000 – 750,000 a year… She’s maximize her association with celebrities by getting into a see through dress so that the people knows she cares while pretending to not give a fuck because all these kids who don’t give a fuck are selfie-Ing that they don’t give a fuck by even wearing shirts that say “idgaf”…which is all calculated and giving a fuck…. I’ll still look at her skinny ass The post Stella Maxwell’s See Thru Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr For Swim of the Day

Miranda Kerr is photoshopped to fuck by the good people and whatever the fuck this swim or underwear company is that is using her. I assume they are Australian – using their own who has escaped their island to make it in America for an international brand, before landing a pregnancy with an international celebrity, before ruining her marriage by fucking Beiber, being dropped by her contract with a brand, only to struggle, taking random jobs, doing random press, but clearly the right amount to get herself a billionaire tech giant…who could do way better… These models are crazy, but the people who buy into them are crazier because the girls want their money, they want the girl’s brand name, when really there is so much better Pussy out there… She’s also out shopping with her billionaire john’s money…braless…since no one wears bras these Days…seriously… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr For Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Hendrick’s Ridiculous Fat Chick Tit of the Day

Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me…. Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story…. But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

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