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Jersey Shore: Karma Is a Bitch [Video]

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that the eight subjects in the most important sociological experiment of our time are back in their native habitat, it’s time for them to play. Of course they go to Karma, where they get soused and cause a riot. More

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Josie Goldberg is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Josie Goldberg, she’s some Playboy model. She look more like a farm animal and here she is disgusting in a bikini… By the looks of it, someone’s eating her fat feelings….and I am pretty glad she is cuz no self respect has lead to a pretty amazing photoshoot of a bitch who posed naked in the past who has turned into this. Maybe the emotional issues that made her start eating are the same that got her to pose naked…repressing daddy’s fingers insider her or some shit, but I’m not too concerned about some low level Anna Nicole Smith aspiring garbage…I’m too busy sizing her fat ass up…. I can’t imagine these being staged, but they look like they are, and I am sure insanity has created far worst things that this shit, like the fact that the bitch got herself in a bikini to begin with, but more importantly that she thought people wanted to see it….but I guess that’s her way of being the next Anna Nicole Smith cuz Playboy needs a new overeating retard bitch who people once found worth lookin’ at naked….I mean no one really needs that…but I’m doing my best here, I’m still drunk from the Holidays… This is just wild to me…disgusting and wild…straight out of the barn wild but I have a feeling a lot of you are gonna be down with this, cuz where you are from this is considered skinny or at least curvy in a good way….while all I see is a buffet owner crying as she walks through the doors of his cuz bitches like this are the ones they hope never come… ….God Bless America. Happy New Year. Fat bitches always make me hungry and I’m married one….making me a fat bitch…but at least I’m not doing whatever this bitch is doing to herself…cuz it’s just a disaster…Enjoy. Here’s round two – cuz I guess she didnt’ feel showing off her gutter body in one bathing suit was humilating enough or abusive enough to everyone who was forced to see it…

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Autumn Reeser Sex Scene in Some Movie of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I remember the name Autumn Reeser from The O.C cuz I used to watch the OC with a bunch of older perverts who would go to college bars after each episode to talk up young drunk bitches about something they were interested i thinking it would up our chances in getting them nice and date raped. I remember everyone going nuts over this bitch, but I don’t really remember this bitch, so I looked her up and it turns out she got married back in May, announced that she is pregnant December 1st, and that pretty much means she’s over before she’s really even started, Luckily for you, you can see her almost erotic in a pre baby sex scene, showing the world how she got pregnant, without the actual sex, in some movie called Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball and this scene’s pretty hot…unfortunately she won’t be in 7-8 months…that’s the life of a chick….

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Cute Girl Burping is a Weird Fetish of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Cute Girl Burping is a Weird Fetish of the Day

I guess it is just as easy as finding a cute young girl and making her burp disgustingness on camera to hit a million views on Youtube. I wonder if this bitch is gonna be the next Bieber, you know with her own TV show, IMAX movie and record deal….but I have a feeling she’ll be more of a fetish actor…..cuz let’s face it, she already is. Thanks Russia.

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Natalie Portman’s Ass in a Thong in Your Highness Trailer of the DAy

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Natalie Portman’s Ass in a Thong in Your Highness Trailer of the DAy

I know all the virgin loser sci fi club people love Natalie Portman, mainly because I used to hang out with a dude I worked with who collected pretty much everything including Star Wars toys obsessively, and he would always talk about the bitch….and her perfection…he was Jewish and maybe he was just happy that she was too…and that she didn’t look like his Aunt Herschel or some shit….but I never really saw her appeal….while this guy was sitting their awkwardly coverin his Aspergers boner during one of her movies he made me watch…I could see a love I never felt for a girl he never met come over him…it was fucking weird….and all these years later…virgin losers everywhere are still hung up on this bitch…so her ass in a thong is probably a huge deal to them…. I’m pretty much down for any pussy equally and I never get excited about anything, I just think the funniest thing about Natalie Portman is her last name isn’t actually Portman but is Hershlag which is approproate cuz it is the sound all the asthmatics who love her make when they cum to her picture the have framed next to their bed, just a disgusting fucking sound…. Scroll to the 1:28 Mark to see her ass in the Your Highness Red Band Bullshit…. More Your Highness Videos

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MillionsOfPrettyPeople.com is the Site of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on MillionsOfPrettyPeople.com is the Site of the Day

A girl sent me this picture promoting her site and after staring at it for 45 minutes, had no choice but to turn all pussy whipped cuz sometimes the idea of self-shot tits gets the best of me and I checked out the link to the site she was promoting. It was actually pretty fucking good…. She’s a girl in her sexual prime, writing an honest take on her sexual prime, while posting pictures of her sexual prime, to assure us she’s not some fat bitch, or a dude pretending to be a bitch….She does it in a teasing yet classy way, cuz she knows this is exactly what I am looking for to jerk off to, not cuz I am a woman, but because porn, especially throat fucking porn is boring and the bitches in it are disgusting. She’s got a perfect formula you can’t go wrong with and I’m pretty much an expert about this shit….so I can tell that it won’t be long before this bitch is famous. In case you didn’t know, I make people famous sometimes. I’ve helped pornstars become pornstars, shitty bloggers become bigtime bloggers, and everyone seems to forget me when they’ve made it, and for once I don’t care if this bitch does, cuz I’ll be busy staring at her pics. So in posting this, I may have signed a deal with the devil….but at least the devil’s seduced me with hot fucking stories and pics of her hot fucking body. It’s a small trade off and it is safe to assume that she may just be the future…so watch out for her…while I don’t stop watching her. If you now what I mean. Check Out Her Site By Following This Link: millionsofprettypeople.com

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Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Erin Heatherton for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I guess this is one of the latest girls who sold her soul to Victoria’s Secret, but I could be wrong, maybe the soul selling only happens when you are an immigrant looking for the American Dream, or a means to put food on your family’s table, while the American “Angels” are just hot pussy with a variety of options who just choose Victoria’s Secret cuz it’s like the Holy Grail of being considered hot pussy. Who knows and really who cares…cuz here she is at the store looking hotter than most of the immigrant girls when they do in stores, cuz this bitch is actually showing tit…making her my new favorite…..

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Annalynne McCord is Not Hot of the Day

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Annalynne McCord is Not Hot of the Day

I hate this bitch. I don’t even know what she does, I just see her around at events but not actually at the events because I am too irrelevant to get invited to these bullshit events…meaning that not matter how much I hate this bitch, she’s more relevant than me and I guess that’s just somethign I gotta deal with while visualizing hate fucking her and cumming all over her her bare back in this dress…. I did meet her friend from her show a couple of weeks ago. I should have asked for her number, that way I could have at least had phone sex…

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Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

Posted on September 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures released from the Karissa Shannon Superstar Sex Tape. I have a friend who works at Vivid and he has seen the Karissa Shannon sex tape. It is supposed to be very fucking kinky. He wouldn’t go into too many details, but figure that the bitch was already getting naked to get ahead, and fucking her boyfriend on camera is just one step away from that, so I can only assume it’s worth watching…. I am glad that she realized her self-wroth and took the next logical step for her. She’s one of those easy to convince pussies, who are good to get working for you, especially when you’re her manager and make 20 percent of her money, all because you pretend she’s your girlfriend… That’s not to say her blackboyfriend came up with this, but I’m thinking he did, cuz I’ve heard this bitch talk and she’s about as smart as a you’d expect…. But who really cares about her intelligence, she’s a young, damaged pussy with baggaged and a set of natural tits getting fucked like a pornstar, pretending she’s not one, cuz whoring is her meal ticket…and there’s something very beautiful about that…. Here are some preview pics I pulled off the site. Her ass looks pretty fucking hot…I guess she is Playboy trash afterall, I’m ready to see her fucked…no matter how staged, strategic, cheesy or interracial it is…September 28th is only a week away…

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Kristin Cavallari Sluts It Up for Some Bottom Feeding Photographer of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tyler Shields is some photographer out of LA who made friends with some celebs and models and has since been making a name for himself because they all think he’s this inspired artist or some shit. I’ve seen countless comments to the guy about how awesome he is and how he is a visionary and I guess I shouldn’t hate on him too hard, cuz I’ve never had patience to seduce women into getting naked, or in their underwear, I’ve never said the right things, I’ve never felt like I need to make them believers that they are part of something much bigger than they think they are, stripping them down, all to get HIM noticed. I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but it’s pretty much that this dude says the right thing to the right people, he makes them think he’s this bigger than life artist and that they have to shoot with him, he’s out of LA, and there are many insecure actors out there willing for that shot at having some substance in their lives filled with crap….so they attach themselves to people like this, he gets them half naked, and we all find out about the motherfucker, visit his website and make him tons of money. Using their celebrity to make him a celebrity…. It’s a good scam, that I just don’t have patience for. But I will post the Kirstin Cavallari pictures, because she really has no point anymore, her one and only break has come and gone twice….and lightning doesn’t strike three times…but maybe getting Lohan’s photographer will put her back on the map. I am sure she’s so happy people are talking about her today… Who really cares, she’s half naked in a park and that’s good enough for me, no matter who the bitch is, or how useless the bitch is….and really Tyler’s got the right idea…gag this bitch…but next time…don’t let her up for air. This is a lost opportunity if I’ve ever seen one…

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