Here are some softcore porn, maybe romance novel cover inspired pics of kiddie Pornographer Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend, who may or not be a homosexual like the last one, and she’s wearing a bikini, at sunset, in the ocean, like could she even write a better diary entry than this shit…. I’m digging it thanks to the bikini…..that’s all I really need to make boring, pathetic, obnoxious love more enjoyable… Here she is in a dress…. while her BF getting some love from some other bitches…..
Here’s the second line or second string or the back-up plan for the Kardashian mom – who breeds and exploits her youth like she was a pageant mom but who is actually just some gold digging cunt who figured out how to hustle money….and despite being over the Kardashian’s and hating the Kardashians….ready for the Kardashian’s to disappear….you can’t help but look…cuz the bitches in the tight dresses all adult like aren’t quite 18….jailbait and illegal for your pervert mind….so you can’t help but pay attention….further proof that the Kardashian’s fucked the devil up the ass or something cuz they don’t deserve this shit….and either do you but here are the pics anyway…
Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle… Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…
Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle… Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…
Here’s the line-up…. Poster/January: Julie Henderson February: Anne V March: Alyssa Miller Left/April: Genevieve Morton May: Irina Shayk June: Chrissy Teigen July: Kate Upton August: Jessica White Cover/September: Brooklyn Decker October: Jessica Gomes November: Hilary Rhoda December: Esti Ginzburg I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies….. That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know…. Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.
Today’s fetish is girls holding their breath, partially cuz it is done in bikini, but also because choking a bitch out is porn to some, so I figure a bitch choking herself out is porn to all…reminding us that Youtube is some inappropriate, encouraging motherfuckers to develop weird drowning fantasy…..because everyone knows youtube is a porn site…. Busty Breath Hodling in the Bath…. More Busty Breath holding in the bath…. Some Busty Breath holding in the pool Some in Bath Breath Holding Hand Stands Another in Bath Breath Hold Some in pool breath holding… Some in pool weirdo breath holding… And one more in bath breath holding
Adrian Lima, Chanel Iman, Candice Swanepoel, Nicki Minaj, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, got over paid to get half naked and walk down the runway in some annoying playful way, that only works cuz they are hot at they are half naked….decent scam…. But I think it’s a load of fucking shit….boring, irritating….A bunch of dumb cunts dancing around like idiots – acting a fool on stage like this shit matters or is more than just a marketing campaign for some BORING, UNINSPIRED…..corporate monster…. It’s not creative, it’s not erotic, it’s just a fucking cash grab….but like I said…it only works cuz the bitches are hot and half naked…so I got no choice but to go along withit, i just want you to know I fucking hate them all, but more importantly I hate Victoria’s Secret and their devil work…. The highlight of the show was some Lima mom pussy camel toe…. Here are the rest of the pics of half naked bitches in stupid costumes…now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV….because you have the power to make these push up bra masters disappear….
Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them… I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them…. But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.
A woman…despite how useless she may be…or how irritating she may be…or how fun it is to laugh at her for failing in her attempt to have a legit career by refusing to be on a show that was bigger than the show that made her…only to come crawling back a few months before the shit was cancelled….is never useless as long as she owns a bikini…and someone gets a picture of it… I will look at any bitch in a bikini, hot or not, just because I like seeing bitches in bikinis…it never gets dull to me…it just makes for scenery I can appreciate and enjoy…like what I’d imagine climbing up to the top of Everest feels like to some…with far less work…not that any of the bitches, including Kristin Cavallari deserved to be compared to climbing up everest, I mean, she’s really nothing great or interesting, I’m just saying I feel satisfied and complete spiritually when I’m looking at or around half naked women…even the uglies… To See The Rest of the Pics of the White Bikini Follow This Link
The paparazzi company that owns the Audrina pics doesn’t like me very much. I don’t have money to buy their pictures, they aren’t into just giving them to me for free, even if I link back to them, so I’m forced to use my interpretive skills, of what best represents Audrina Patridge in a bikini, and the best I could come up with was the Downs Syndrome champion swimmer, which although may be insulting to this bitch with Downs Syndrom, as Audrina is clearly more embarrassing and retarded than her, it gets my point across as best as I know how….the only thing missing is the hot stripper body implants…something I support her using to get noticed/ahead… To See The Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
