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Britney Spears is a Fat Chick Lap Dancing of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The only guy at a Britney Spears concert would be a gay guy who probably never thought he’d cum himself to a chick giving him a ridiculous lap dance on stage, because he probably never thought he’d brush shoulders with his gay icon, Queen of Queen’s Britney Spears…someone who makes groupie bitches, both gay man and straight girl turning 30, go fucking nuts… Unless he’s just a hired actor and part of her show, cuz I can’t imagine her legally being allowed to interract with untrained professionals, it is one of those crazy person rules and regulations as she continues to be used to make a lot of people money like the empire she is the figure head of…. If he’s neither gay, or hired, he’s got some serious explaining to do…this is the kinda shit that follows you everywhere you go, cuz as cool as a lap dance from Britney is in theory, admitting you went to her concert takes away from that…cuz we all know you’re a pussy whipped bitch accommodating some girl…and becoming a national joke…. If dude had any vision, ambition or drive, he would have slipped a condom full of semen inside her when he had the chance…she’s fertile, she pays the bills…..Either way, he’ll remember this for life, and so will his coworkers… To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Kate Upton Tits in Esquire of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thanks to hormones in the food and genetics that have plagued so many teenagers before her, 18 year old Kate Upton has great full titties….that aren’t gonna always be great…cuz great full titties lose their appeal when the rest of the bitches body catches up as she hits 25…..which I guess isn’t the end of the world, cuz she’s still got 7 more years of exciting you, and it could be longer if she stays focused and keeps on a strict diet and exercise regime….but it was the end of the world for the many bust teens I’ve come across in my life, but more importantly their husbands, when the bitch became Gilbert Grapes mom…if you know what I mean… So, on that note, here she is in Esquire, try to forget the downer I put on these pics, cuz really who cares where she is or how fat she is at 25, it’s not like we’re friends with her, we’re just looking at her tits today, cuz that’s all that matters…. I’m so philisophical…

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Nicki Minaj Slutting Out in a New Fat Ass Video of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicki Minaj is the biggest thing in music, literally. See she’s got an ass so fat, other bitches with fat asses are standing next to her to make their asses look less fat. I’m talking to you Britney Spears. Guys for some reason find this a good thing, I haven’t figured out why, maybe cuz I have a small penis and can’t work around that kind of obstacle. But then again, maybe it’s cuz I like my asses 18, small yet real round and firm to the touch…. Never bought the J.Lo bullshit. Never bought the Kardashian Bullshit. And this bullshit puts them to fucking shame…so watch the video, laugh, cry, do what you gotta do. I just know I didn’t bother with it. But it’s not about me. It’s about Nicki Minaj. To See the Video FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Shauna Sand Looking Amazing of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shauna Sand is not a big part of my life…but…I am just amazed by a big part of her body…her pussy… I don’t think that makes sense, but I’ve seen her Sex Tape in action, actually I was the first to leak it to the internet, in her quest to be famous, or at least more famous, than being some stripper dressed slut who was once in Playboy who is probably going to have some really fucked up kids when they grow up, you know thanks to her mom fuckin male prostitutes on camera to really solidify her position in the entertainment world and the whole thing is so weird…but not as weird as her fucking plastic surgery ravaged face… To See Her Sex Tape – Follow the Links GO

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Selma Blair Pregnant Tits of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selma Blair’s got PREGNANT TITS! Too bad I have to hit google to try to figure out who this bitch is…cuz before pregnancy, she hardy existed, now she’s everywhere… I hate being excited about PREGNANT TITS but sometimes I like to take the role of the affair when looking at bitches who were once flat chested before getting knocked up like dirty little domesticated whores, you know the whole look for the positives, like the fact that you can’t knock them up when they are already knocked up by someone else, and that you can nourish yourself off their milk filled tits when you couldn’t before, making them a self containing community you only have to escape from the natural disaster that is childbirth as it ravages pussy and body…. Most of the time, I like my bitches barely able to get pregnant…so this is new to me…

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Anne Vyalitsyna Naked for Tush of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne Vyalitsyna is some Russian, 24 years old pussy that didn’t need to use the sex trade to escape the iron curtain, but instead used her fashion modeling, not that she really had to escape any communist rule, I’m pretty sure she was born after the fall of communism, so bitch never had to wait in line for rationed tampons, making her a lot less fun that the bitches you can show pictures of war torn communities to, in order to make them respect your shitty apartment, when their high maintenance ass tries to escape you, cuz they don’t respect that you bought them, because they expected the Hollywood American dream and not the real American Dream… That said, she’s naked in some magazine called Tush. You can see nipple or pussy lip, but it’s good enough for a Friday when no one is reading…not that they ever do.

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Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off Stage of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Kim Kardashian is at the point of entitled where she feels like her big round porno sex tape making ass has the right to do whatever the fuck she wants…She’s untouchable…except when making sex tapes with black dudes who not only touch her….and have unprotected sex with her…but also pee on her….not that it matters..she’s done a great job making the world forget her sex tape…. Even Though They Can Buy It Here It is all our fucking fault for making her this brand everyone loves and that I don’t understand…but here’s her latest story…cuz her D cup titties and fat ass have given us the opportunity to really get to know her….annoying personality that’s conning us while making millions… So she got on stage with Prince, he kicked her off, cuz she has no right fucking up his show or cheapening it by showing her 5 foot 2 frame being taller than him and if you want to read the funny story about how she refused to dance cuz she thought it would ruin her gut harness that makes her look less fat or maybe cuz her only move is being a public urinal at a Jamaican bobsled training session for the locals..if you know what I mean ….no racist. follow this link ….

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Lucy Lawless in Spartacus of the Day

Posted on February 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was never into Xena Warrior Princess…Not even when it was on the only channel I could pick up with my TV on a Sunday when hungover with an erection ready to be serviced before I had the internet…maybe it was cuz I wasn’t a virgin, maybe it’s cuz I hate that fantasy warrior shit, maybe it was the shitty production quality that brought me to jerking off to my neighbor’s dirty laundry, maybe it is all Xena’s fault I am the pervert I am….but I know a lot of people were into it…because you have trouble getting laid, and really who needs girls, they just get in the way of your Role Playing War Games…You fucking weirdo…. Turns out that I am into her getting naked on TV in this Spartacus shit…even though she’s huge and I like my bitches dainty, and even when the show is pretty much Xena 2.0…cuz thanks to the internet…there’s tits…and I don’t have to watch the whole thing..and that WORKS FOR ME… Here she is with some bitch named Jamie Murray in some Lesbean shit… Here’s some bitch named Marisa Ramirez with a great ass getting interracial… ANd here’s some uncredited actress flashing tit and bush in an orgy…cuz we all gotta start somewhere!

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Jessica Alba Feeding the Meter of the Day

Posted on January 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like watching bitches shove money in inanimate objects. It’s a fetish that I can only get a taste of standing at vending machines, gumball machines and parking meters…I don’t know what it is, but can assume it’s all about the penetration… I don’t know what I’m talking about, I don’t have that fetish….the only sex with money games I play involve roles of quarters and willing assholes which has nothing to do with parking meters or the bitches confused by their complexity….the only insertion in coinslots I’m into involves meaty inny vagina…. I just felt like I had to get these Alba pics up, even though she’s a mom and thus disgusting…cuz she’s still Jessica Alba….

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Christy Turlington’s Bad Plastic Surgery of the Day

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Christy Turlington’s Bad Plastic Surgery of the Day

Christy Turlington looks like she was attacked by her plastic surgeon which I guess makes sense since she made a name for herself as a model you jerked off to and now she’s in her 40s, something I am sure is harder for models who have only been valued for their looks all their lives, to come to terms with, not that I care about the emotional struggles of a bitch with more money than she deserves for being hot, I only care about the emotional struggles of a bitch who is at rock bottom from either addiction, failure, low self esteem, cuz they actually put out…..I’m talking ex-strippers or ex hookers or the bitches I meet at the battered women group therapy sessions…this ex-model turmoil is boring and obnxious as fuck….but here she is getting work in her underwear cuz she’s still holdin’ on as hard as she can to never admit she’s done.

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