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Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Frightens Me

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus aging extremely quickly right before our eyes? This is not the face of a hot young popstar in the prime of her life, this is the bloated face of an alcoholic soccer mom with a craving for chili cheese fries. What the hell? I had a feeling her head was too big for her body, but I just thought that was because she was really skinny. If her body ever grows in to this oversized face, we’re in big trouble. She’d better enjoy wearing those leather short shorts while she still can, because at Miley’s rate of expansion those things won’t last very long. Hopefully this is just a bad camera angle and everything will be back to normal soon. Fingers crossed.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Drunk in Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s a lot of scandal going around about Lohan for being a drunk…I find the whole thing retarded, mainly because I have been a drunk for many years, and I’ve never been put on some bullshit alcohol program like I was in fucking Private School and causing issues to rebel against my parents or some shit…and that’s why I think the whole thing is some PR stunt. I haven’t figured out the benefit of this stunt, or the logistics of how they set it up, but I do know that everyone who though Lohan was a washed up drunk and now watching her closely to see her fuck up…like she’s not a fucking adult and this isn’t a free fucking world…where DUI or not…we can drink our fucking faces off all day in our trailer park if we want….but maybe things are different in LA cuz the whole city is designed to be like a boring bullshit TV show people apparently care about…. The good news is that I have no standards…and Lohan’s drunk ass got into a bikini, and a bloated old haggard Lohan swollen tits is lovely enough for me, which is more than we can say about her bloated old haggard Lohan swollen face… ***Thanks Billionaire Ron Burkle, who fucks teenage models and his Team at RadarOnline for these pictures…..

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The 4 Most Outrageous Titles Selected For This Year’s TromaDance

Posted on April 6, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Legendary cult-film impresario Lloyd Kaufman and the rest of those crazy Troma Entertainment kids were missed this year in Park City, where their annual TromaDance Film Festival had offered a blend of scintillating, schlocky and sincerely independent cinema for over a decade. (At the suggestion of Trey Parker, no less, whose own Cannibal!: The Musical went out through Troma and who proposed an alternative to the bloated celebrity zoo of Sundance.) In 2010, though, Kaufman has reeled the ‘Dance back to the East Coast, where it will unspool 22 films over April 16-17 in Asbury Park, N.J. But that doesn’t diminish the real joy of TromaDance, to wit: What outrageous film titles has the Troma gang gathered under its big top this year?

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