I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song… It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck… The post Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less… We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds… So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions… I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a bonus snapchat… The post Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is the fat chick by Hollywood Standards, I know Americans who are used to Obese think this is normal, but it’s not, just look at that neck…. She’s also the TITTY killer, because she had these huge saggers that she chopped off and repackaged into what are still pretty HUGE…along with everything – EVEN HER VAGINA CLIT… She’s been celebrated HARD the last few months since turning 18, I don’t watch TV so didn’t realize she was the portly little roundness people were jerking off to when watching shitty sitcoms…I didn’t even know she existed…but since that birthday…these new tits have been out there, talked about by her and the media…and now she’s doing weirdo staged paparazzi style paparazzi pics – in the Bahamas…because there is no way these aren’t staged…posing, doing YOGA pose weirdness, but most importantly in a white bikini, because white bikins when wet are see through, making them the only bikini worth being friends with…. I guess I’m just confused how she’s got an OUTTY pussy, usually that’s reserved for skinny girls…fat chicks all just have slit…because their fat lips bury the inner unit… FASCINATING POST – right? RIGHT!!! I’m old, she’s young, chubby or not, I like it…that’s what happens when you get old….everyone looks good as long as they aren’t old… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in red bikini…. Here’s a bonus instagram tit pic.. The post Fatty Titty Murderer Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
New Miley Cyrus is all hip pop. You know because Hip Hop is the new pop music, having a resurgence, and girls go nuts for it in the club, twerking like a rap music video, everywhere you look. It’s crazy. I mean I am from an era of bad awkward dancing, and doing some choreographed shit would be laughed at and embarassing, but now girls just go wild, even girls who have no idea what’s up, live in a bubble, a bubble filled with being locked in a mansion smoking weed and watching rap videos…rap videos that inspire her to get out there and reinvent her country, wholesome self, into some kind of club slut, and I’m not complaining, I love this awkward shit, especially when cross-referencing it to her Hannah Montana days. It’s a whole new Miley, on stage with rappers, getting down to Bands Make Em Dance…in a Twerk that isn’t quite what I’d want from a professional, but that’s good enough, cuz she’s not a real professional, but instead a fabricated little white country girl brat multi-millionaire that is fully connected and has a huge fan base…meaning she can do what she wants,.. The good news is the fans will follow, so expect a hell of a lot of twerking by “normals” you’d never expect to see twerk in the months to come. Thanks Miley. Next time do it in less Beetlejuice pants and more booty shorts… I threw in a bonus instagram pic of her crotch from a video shoot this past week. I like where this is going.
