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Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Keep Working Out

Posted on April 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry seems to be really working hard at getting or at least keeping her hipster body in shape these days. All I ever see are pictures of her coming or going from a gym somewhere. The only problem is that she still looks exactly the same as she did when she started this crap like three months ago. She might be fighting fat girl genetics that are knocking at her door. I know she’s not fat, but this workout gear just isn’t flattering. Her big hipster boobs still look nice and squeezable so that’s good to know. Enjoy.

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Katy Perry Clears Up Her Hipster Acne

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Katy Perry in a few shots from a photoshoot for Proactiv acne cream. Apparently the hipster crowd has bad skin. At least Katy is doing her part for poor hipster girls everywhere, giving them hope by trying to help them clear up their annoying acne ridden faces. Maybe next she’ll teach them to wear clothing that makes them look like women you’d want to get inside. Who am I kidding? Katy Perry is queen of the hipster dufus crowd, even if she pretends to dress up like a real woman like she’s doing here, we all know that deep down she wishes she had on her hipster jeans and a shirt with some obscure reference to 80’s pop culture. Nice try.

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Katy Perry’s Lumpy Hipster Boobies

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s no secret that I’m in love with Katy Perry’s big hipster boobies , so I’m a little upset that she let them look so lumpy in this tight dress. What a let down. Don’t celebrities have stylists or, I don’t know, a mirror that won’t let them leave the house looking like this? Katy is by no means an attractive woman, but those boobs and I have got a thing going on that can’t be put into words, so I’m going to let this one slide…. This time. Enjoy. more pictures of Katy Perry here

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Katy Perry’s Hispter Boobs Get A Workout

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry seems to be all over my site these days, like I was obsessed with hipster dufus chicks. Believe me I’m not, but I can appreciate a good set of tits in a sports bra when I see them so here we are. Those things look like a couple of delicious pressed hams in that thing. Tasty. I’ve noticed that a lot of the shots I’ve got of her are of her going to or leaving the gym in her workout outfit. that’s a good sign because that booty was getting a little loose. Hopefully she’s gearing up for another bikini clad vacation. Fingers crossed.

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Katy Perry’s Boobs Keep Up The Good Work

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Earlier today I had pictures of Katy Perry’s hipster boobs spilling out all over the children at the Nickleodeon Kids’ Choice Awards while some douche played grab ass with her. Now I’ve got those same boobs making an appearance at some chubby blogger’s birthday party. I wonder if Katy realizes that I’m a blogger, I have birthdays and I might actually appreciate her big boobs showing up to my party once and a while. The only people coming to my events are my mother and the prostitute I’ve hired for the evening, I tell mom Laquisha and I went to grade school together. It can be somewhat uncomfortable.

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Katy Perry Does Nylon

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry doing her hipster dufus thing for a photo spread for Nylon magazine. This is starting to get old. I think we’re done with this ‘Nouveau Eighties’ look, it’s not hot, especially when you consider that Katy’s got some nice big boobs hidden somewhere in this mess. She needs to get nominated for some fancy award she has no business winning, then maybe she’ll dress like an adult and we’ll get to see her sweet classy cleavage again.

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Spandex Is Kind To Katy Perry’s Behind

Posted on February 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As annoying as hipster dufus Katy Perry is, I have to admit that I kinda like looking at her ass in these spandex leggings she’s got on. To be fair, I kinda like looking at pretty much any chick’s ass in a nice pair of spandex leggings. I do have regulations though. She has to be under the age of let’s say forty five, cougars are people too you know, and of course she has to be height/weight proportionate. I can’t stand the sound of micro-fibers screaming while being stretched to death by a fat ass. It’s just cruel.

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Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Grammy Winners

Posted on February 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s no secret that Katy Perry is one of the most annoying hipster dufus chicks around, but she’s definitely got herself some sweet front meat which is the only reason I keep putting her up on the site.

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Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Grammy Winners

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Kesha Is Still An Annoying Hipster Doofus Wannabe

Posted on January 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I think I found someone even more annoying than Katy Perry . Here’s Kesha outside her trailer acting like another hipster doofus wannabe

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Kesha Is Still An Annoying Hipster Doofus Wannabe

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Katy Perry’s Back To Being Annoying

Posted on January 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Katy Perry performing at some cheesy mirrored nightclub in her shiny dress remind me of the time I was in Europe and wandered into an all drag queen cabaret. The drinks were cheap and the main performer wore a dress like this and looked a lot like Katy does in these pictures. Except that tranny had better boobs and a clitoris that would get really big when “she” got overly excited

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