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Kris Jenner Cookbook Reviews: Terrible! Hilarious!

Posted on October 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you probably already know thanks to her relentless promotional campaign Kris Jenner has a new cookbook in stores.  As just about everyone (except Kris) predicted, the book is a massive flop, not only commercially but also with those who actually bought the book and attempted its ludicrously expensive recipes. Currently, In the Kitchen With Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites doesn’t have a single five star review on Amazon, which is extremely rare for a high-profile release. Of course, that may have something to do with the fact that the book has sold very few copies, and is currently placed 5,184th on the Amazon sales chart. So we think it’s safe to say this hasn’t been the easiest week for Kris. First, there were rumors that her estranged husband Bruce Jenner is dating Kris’ best friend . Then the entire Kardashian-Jenner family slammed Kris over her decision to let Kylie Jenner travel to Europe with Tyga even though she’s only 17. We can hardly think of anything to make Kris’ week worse, aside from maybe compiling a list of the most hilariously scathing reviews of her book so that we can laugh at them. Yeah, let’s do that: “Surely this is a joke! I suspect the only time she’s been in the kitchen is to kvetch to the caterer and get more vodka!” “The recipes in here are bland and tasteless…I made the macaroni and cheese, and you would think with all the varieties of cheese it would be flavorful, but instead I got very expensive, inedible mess of oily noodles.” “Eat the book itself, it will taste better than the recipes within.” “I would rather read a cookbook by ISIS.” Harsh. Well Kris, if you still want to offer helpful tips, you could always write a book on how to exploit your daughters for fun and profit. 9 Kris Jenner Secrets & Admissions 1. She agreed to Keeping Up with the Kardashians… … as a way to promote her family’s clothing boutiques. She brought the idea to E! with the help of Ryan Seacrest.

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Joan Rivers Ordered "Burn Book" Diaries to be Published After Her Death; Tell-All Reportedly Contains Shocking Revelations!

Posted on October 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Joan Rivers’ cause of death has been determined, the world can stop focusing on the events of her final days and get back to the lifetime of work that made her a household name for generations. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten. Joan was frequently brilliant, but just as often scathing, brutal, and relentless in her assessments of other celebs. From claiming Kristen Stewart slept her way to fame to accusing Miley Cyrus of incest , Joan never seemed to hold anything back, but now sources close to the legendary comic are claiming that she saved her best (and the worst) for last. “Joan requested that after she is gone, her personal diaries be turned into a book,” a source tells Radar Online. “The problem is, they are having a hard time shopping it around because of how over-the-top defamatory it is.” “Joan bashes celebrities and politicians in first-hand accounts throughout her life. Among her biggest revelations is that President Obama is gay, which is something she joked about while she was alive.” Wow…Well, if that’s the sort of thing her people are offering as a preview, we can only imagine the kind of revelations that are found throughout the rest of the book. Naturally, whoever publishes the book is certain to face a barrage of lawsuits, which is probably exactly why Joan requested that it not be published until after she was dead.  She may have come off as entirely unfiltered, but Rivers also knew how to avoid unnecessary trouble. The book seems certain to be published at some point, at which time, Joan will be defended by a bunch of lawyers she’s probably never met and she’ll anger a slew of celebs who have no one left to rail at. Surely, that’s a last laugh the legendary comic has had in mind for years. 9 Hilarious Joan Rivers Moments 1. Joan Hosts the Tonight Show Joan was a frequent guest and fill-in host on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. She and Carson never spoke again after she launched a rival late night show.

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The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing: Ciara Returns $500K Engagement Rock To Future

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

That #YoungPass must have gotted revoked! Ciara Returns Engagement Ring To Future With rumors mounting that Ciara was poised to forgive Future’s transgression over the summer , the songstress and new mommy made a definitive move toward officially ending her relationship with the Atlanta rapper. Via PageSix : Ciara is not getting back with Future, and sources say she gave back her 15-carat emerald-cut engagement ring, designed by Avianne & Co. and worth about $500,000. They were engaged in October, but split in August after rumors swirled of him cheating. Ciara stepped out at Paris fashion week’s Lanvin and Givenchy shows. Friends of Ciara, who’s working on another album, tell us she’s “definitely not getting back together” with the rapper, and is focused on being a mom to their son, Future Jr. Well good for her. Glad to see she’s working and focusing on her adorable little baby while all this dies down and she learns to move on. Still no word on what she plans to do about that N (for Nayvadius) tatt on her ring finger, though…

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WTF??? Japanese Publisher Releases Condom Cookbook

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Wrap it up…then broil it at 450?? Japanese Cookbook Featuring Condom Recipes Released Via MetroUK : Just when we thought that nothing weirder could come out of Japan, this happened: The condom cookbook. Yes, you read that right. A cookbook. Centred around condoms. The book is called Condom Meals I Want To Make For You (we’re thinking it may have lost something in translation), and contains 11 utterly delicious (we assume) recipes. And thankfully (and this really is a case of being thankful for small mercies) the cookbook uses condoms as a cooking device, rather than suggesting you actually eat them. So, what culinary delights can you cook with condoms? (No, we can’t believe we just asked that either). Well according to Kotaku the book features recipes such as condom escargot (that’s snails, people) cooked with butter, condom cookies and condom meat stuffing (no comment). So yes, on the surface it all sounds pretty ridiculous. But the book actually has a serious side. According to Nari Nari, Japanese men are the third worst in the world for using condoms, and the book was created to help promote safe sex and demonstrate the durability of condoms. But still. Meat stuffing… cooked in a condom. Man, what?!? SMH. Would you eat meat (or anything else for that matter) that had been cooked up in a Trojan?

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#JusticeForMikeBrown: Orlando Jones Launches “Bullet Bucket” Challenge For Ferguson [VIDEO]

Posted on August 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Do you accept the challenge? Nice. #ReverseTheHate indeed.

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Hoes Keep Writing: Karrine Steffans Promises New Tell-All Is On The Way

Posted on August 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who is still smashing this chick? Karrine Superhead Steffans Announces New Tell-All On Social Media Karrine “Superhead” Steffans came into infamy when her 2005 Book “Confessions of a Video Vixen” hit stands and turned the rap game on its head with her explicit tales of whoring her way through the Hip Hop industry, naming names and giving dates and locations. She spring-boarded a rash of similar tattletale nonfiction and even taught put some newbies on to game in the process. Now, nearly a decade later , Superhead says she’s on her way back to bookstores…we assume to recount even more of her vaginal misadventures: Seriously…10 years later and she hasn’t written about anything other than the whos, whats, whens, wheres, and hows of her lady business? Maybe this book will go deeper than her last three, but with her focus on vengeance it seems like she’ll just be ushering more people’s private business to front street. Will you be grabbing a copy?

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Is David Just Using His Daughter To Publish ‘Finding Carter’?

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

David gained Carter’s trust, but has everything been a facade so she’d give him permission to write his book about her?

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Kate Gosselin Didn’t Write a Word of Book About Family, Co-Author Claims

Posted on August 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Gosselin headlined the author byline on the reality TV mom’s book Multiple Blessings, but Beth Carson says she in fact wrote it. Every single word. Carson, Gosselin’s former close friend, admits it was Kate’s story – it’s her life with her sextuplets, of course – but insists she did 100 percent of the writing. For a year. Only to watch Kate turn around and take the credit. “Kate and I would sit around feeding our babies, and Kate would talk. I would take notes and made it into a book,” Carson told Radar of the cleverly-titled MULTIPLE BLES8INGS . Because they have 8 kids! Jon & Kate Plus 8! GENIUS! “I wrote the entire thing. Kate didn’t write one word of the book. I wanted to take nothing away from the fact that it was her story, but I put a lot of work into it.” Which was fine, until it was time to promote the book, and Kate shunned her. “That was sort of the last straw, it was a smack in the face,” said Carson, who says she pratially blames TV audiences for creating this monster . Still … the woman was the absolute worst for effing her over so hard. “That process wasn’t hard,” Kate said in an interview at the time, of authoring the book. “It was the time to write the book. It took us a year and a half.” “I started when the little kids were two and to re-live all of those things that we had been through was probably the most difficult part. As far as the book went, that was easy.” Even worse than that? Jon being listed as co-author, when he did nothing. “I didn’t know that Jon was even on the book until it was published and Kate tried diligently to get my name removed,” Carson reveals years later. Not surprisingly, this marked the end of their friendship. “Kate tried very, VERY hard to get my name off everything and take my cut,” she says, adding to the list of stories about Kate being a greedy, fame-hungry child abuser . “It’s just too bad that Kate’s thirst for the limelight was so strong,” Carson added, leaving us wondering how the woman ever had any friends or a husband. At least Gosselin and Steve Neild are back together. Kate Gosselin: 23 Photos of a Terrible Mother 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems.

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Brandi Glanville Launches Wine Brand, Likely Plans to Sample a LOT of Product

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Step aside, or drink up, Ramona Singer. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Brandi Glanville is launching her own brand of white wine, according to reports. Singer, 57, and her famed Ramona Pinot Grigio have had the Housewives wine market to themselves … until now! There’s a new boozy babe in town! “I need your help I can’t think of a name for my wine,” Glanville Tweeted. “It’s a Chardonnay coming out very soon and I cannot come up with anything I love!” Responses ranged from vulgar to hilarious, while Brandi Glanville noted that she suggested “STFU and Drink” but alas, the “distributors said no.” Which is really a shame. Brandi has turned Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes ‘ home-wrecking affair into a career, landing on the Bravo show and writing a best-selling memoir. Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders made the New York Times best-seller list, and she remains one of the most popular Housewives. She’s got another book on the way, too. “It should be out by January or February of next year,” she said recently. “Mamma’s got to pay the rent.” More like Mamma’s gotta support her expensive wine habit by trading off her reputation for drinking and profiting from her own brand of the delicious beverage. ‘Murica. Brandi Glanville Photos: Through the Years 1. Brandi Glanville Drunk GIF Brandi hates to be sober. She’ll tell you all about it.

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Really???? Death Penalty Overturned For Kansas City Bros Who Raped And Executed Four Friends

Posted on July 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rapist murderers don’t deserve this kind of luck Murderous Carr Brothers Have Death Penalty Sentence Overturned Via DailyMail The Kansas Supreme Court on Friday overturned the death sentences of two brothers convicted of killing four friends who were robbed and forced to engage in sex acts before being shot to death and left in a snow-covered Wichita field. The court also struck down three of the four capital murder convictions each against Jonathan and Reginald Carr, citing procedural problems at the brothers’ joint trial for its decisions. It upheld one capital murder conviction for each of them. Prosecutors said the brothers broke into a Wichita home in December 2000 and forced the five people there to have sex with each other and later to withdraw money from ATMs. Two women were raped repeatedly before all five were taken to a soccer field and shot while they were kneeling. Four of them — 29-year-old Aaron Sander, 27-year-old Brad Heyka, 26-year-old Jason Befort and 25-year-old Heather Muller — died. One of the women survived a gunshot wound to the head and she ran naked through the snow to seek help. She became a key witness at the brothers’ trial on the capital murder convictions. The killings ended a series of crimes that authorities alleged the Carr brothers committed over nine days in December 2000. How did these brothers escape the death chamber after committing such heinous crimes? Well… The Kansas Supreme Court ruled 6-1 in overturning the Carr brothers’ death sentences because the presiding judge did not hold separate sentencing proceedings for each man. In overturning most of their capital murder convictions, the majority said the instructions to jurors had been flawed because the judge tied those charges to the rape of the surviving victim, not the deceased ones. The brothers’ cases will return to Sedgwick County District Court for further proceedings Republican Gov. Sam Brownback and several GOP legislators were immediately critical of the decisions, which involved crimes that were among the most notorious in the state since the 1959 slayings of a western Kansas family that inspired the book In Cold Blood. The legislators said the ruling shows the court’s unwillingness to uphold a death sentence, and the governor said he was stunned. ‘They were convicted by a jury of their peers in front of an elected local judge,’ Brownback said in a statement. ‘Today’s ruling unnecessarily reopens wounds of a tragic moment in Wichita’s history.’ Sounds like these azzholes dodged the bullet that their victims were unable to. Now we have to waste taxpayer money housing them in prison. Images via Police Handout

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