This is probably the most awesome thing you will see anywhere all week: Doutzen Kroes in tight white pants, pumping her supermodel booty. I don’t think I will be able to stand up from my desk for a couple of hours.
Lil Yachty Spotted With Stripper Megan Denise Lil Yachty has only been out of high school and in the music industry for a hot second, but he’s already picking up big booty dancers from the club and making them bae. Yachty was recently caught on camera getting kissy faced with a freckle-faced banger named Megan Denise. The woman is apparently a professional pole popper , making frequent appearances at spots like LA’s Ace of Diamonds and a staple with Floyd Mayweather’s Money Team dancers at his club Girl Collection in Vegas. She seems a bit more seasoned than Yachty’s 20 years…and like she’d know exactly what to do with any cash he might toss her way. Hit the flip for more of Miss Megan in all her donked-out glory. Getty/Instagram
This is hardly a see through shirt, girl’s just not wearing a bra and is bigger and bustier than she’s ever been thanks to aging, getting lazy, being richer than god, and loving her Barbado Rum Cake….it’s just genetics, they all end up where they are supposed to be, especially now in an era of fat is cool, be fat… I am just excited for her to get REAL fucking fat, where her show consists of her onstage in a medical bed or wheel chair on a feeder tube…EROTIC….I mean it’s the next step in this plus size is a good size life… I am also into bigger tits, sloppier tits, fat chick tits…which I guess this is… Rihanna Lives….soon with diabetes but for now..she LIVES… The post Rihanna’s See Through Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Divorcee and Mom pushing 30 if she’s not already 30…billionaire…child star….turned whatever the fuck she is….jerked off to many perverts since she hit puberty…and still jerked off to by those same perverts who are just loyal to the cause and the pussy they once loved and watched grow up…because it feels like they have more of spiritual connection rather than just being disappointing and humiliating masturbation…and the whole thing…not so magical but pretty creepy…you know feeling like you know or connect to a chick you jerk off to in magazines…creepy…. But then there are people like me, who didn’t give a fuck about her then, but like her now, despite also not giving a fuck about her…just appreciating her thickness and the fact she’s horny and has likely taken on the whole hockey team primarily because she can…and because her husband was on the team and liked seeing his teammates erect and in women….he’s a billion rich kid…they are weird and have weird fetishes…watch FoxCatcher… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff’s Thick Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Good news, my fellow perverts: if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get up close and personal with Kate Upton ‘s gigantic funbags, you’re in luck! After years of pressing my nose up against my computer screen, some genius finally thought to press Kate’s cleavage up against the camera. Brilliant! Plus, it’s way easier on my neck.
As the founding member of the Official Alexis Ren Booty Appreciation Society (TM), it’s my sworn duty to alert you guys whenever there’s new pictures of everyone’s favorite professional Insta-hottie. So here you go: more pictures so hot, they’re liable to melt your phone if you’re not careful. Enjoy!
The more I think about it, the more I think me and Bella Thorne should team up and go into business together, making instructional videos to help wannabe hot nobodies learn how to use social media. I mean, I already promote her and her bikini booty practically 5 days a week, I figure I should get something out of it. Besides the nonstop pants fires, that is.