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Bella Thorne In A Thong Because She Is The Best

The more I think about it, the more I think me and Bella Thorne should team up and go into business together, making instructional videos to help wannabe hot nobodies learn how to use social media. I mean, I already promote her and her bikini booty practically 5 days a week, I figure I should get something out of it. Besides the nonstop pants fires, that is.

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Lindsey Pelas’ Instagram Should Be Followed

I’m just gonna go ahead and assume that you guys have been enjoying all the Lindsey Pelas hotness we’ve been getting lately as much as I have, because, well, just look at her. Her funbags are so massive they deserve their own zip code. So to keep the pants fires going, here’s a few shots I got thanks to  creeping  “researching”  Lindsey’s Instagram . And no, I don’t think anyone would blame you if you tried to motorboat your computer screen. Enjoy. » view all 13 photos

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Bambi Blyth Knows How To Dress

You know how I always like to introduce you guys to new hotties, so I want you to meet Bambi Blyth . According to my research, she’s an Aussie model and thanks to these pictures of her at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Australia 2015, I’m predicting big things for Bambi, and I’m not just talking about in my pants region either. She could ignite pants fires across the world with a body like this. And for our sake, I hope she does. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Hilary Duff Works Her Leggings Good

It never occurred to me before, considering all the posts I do on her, but I don’t think I actually know what Hilary Duff is up to these days. You know, besides giving me pants fires on a weekly basis. Then again, I’m not complaining, since these regular MILF-tastic leg shows of hers make my job that much easier, not to mention way more fun. So as long as Hilary keeps heading to the gym in leggings like this, I’ll be one happy blogger. Keep ‘em coming. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Does The World Music Awards

So apparently the World Music Awards were held the other night (whatever those are) and as you can probably see since you have eyes, Miley Cyrus won something. I’m not sure what it was for, since that would involve doing actual research, so instead I’m just assuming it’s a lifetime achievement award for Miley’s contributions to pants fires around the world. So congratulations Miley, and on behalf of fans everywhere, keep the booty shots coming, please. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading