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Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that the most important thing to happen this past weekend and arguably the year in Hollywood pussy is Bella Thorne… I don’t know if this is a product placement or ad for Coconut water, but I am going to assume that it is, since the product is all over this staged paparazzi bikini shoot, making this actual prostituting rather than just attention whoring….and when a girl is getting paid to run around in a skimpy bikini, doing booty shelf selfie poses she’s practiced on her own, so that you can practically see her asshole and bush…makes her almost magical… I love her body, I love her hustle, I love how she’s taken over social media, I love how shameless she is, I love how she’s doing instagram better than instagram whores and is booking more and more acting jobs as an it girl…. But most importantly, I love that this is what celebrity is about now…shameless, low hanging fruit, half nakedness to get an audience to pitch to brands and movie producers…because social media finally caught up with how perverted and sex obsessed voyeurs and exhibitionists humans are…. I remember when people pretended to be wholesome, classy, and jerking off to them was impossible because they were always clothed…. Look at things now..way more convenient for our laziness…feed me what I want to see…and that’s less of her latch on sister – and more of Bella Throne and her 40 year old fit mom body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Working It for Coconut Water in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Ass Shelf of the Day

This pose is called the BOOTY SHELF, where a girl puts her ass on a table and makes it pop out, classic Instagram….that is really some of Hilary Duff’s best work, unless you count the whole becoming a billionaire by 18….or having the whole Hockey Team use her as a prop in some TEAM initiation weirdness I call getting every hole filled. These pics are important.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Ass Shelf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Review Of Booty Eating

This girl should do more reviews!

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Jessica Simpson’s Booty Eating

I think Jessica Simpson should watch the video I posted earlier on tossing salads!                

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Jessica Simpson’s Booty Eating

Minka Kelly Has Some Serious Pokie Action

Last time we saw Minka Kelly , I was pulling for a hotness comeback from the leggy brunette. I don’t know about you perverts, but I miss the days of drooling over her booty in skintight spandex . But even though she didn’t follow my patented comeback plan of bikini vacations and “leaked” sex tapes, she did do something almost as good for her latest run-in with the paps: Minka must’ve gone into a walk-in freezer to come down with a case of nippleitis this impressive. Bravo. And welcome back! Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day

Emma Stone has a crazy fucking ass…I had no idea..which is probably why I always made fun of her weird mouth and career that I felt was a scam from pandering to nerds by being the accessible chick…irrelevant or insignificant like most of my commentary… Her ass is legendary, amazing, and I don’t think it’s just the pants squeezing her right, I think it’s just fitness that has paid off in an era where girls embrace being fat and dumpy. She’s probably training to be a superhero, you know since that’s part of her marketing to the nerds who love her because she’s average…or maybe she’s always been built like this, but only now showing it because she’s older, richer and more confident…or maybe…I just never noticed it because I was hating on her, when I should have been writing her love letters to try to K-Fed her…by resisting pulling out and cumming all over the fire..but choosing the UTERUS instead… Not that it would be an option, but I would have pretended it was while masturbating to her if I had known she was packing this heat… Shit..I’d love to let her shit on me…not because I’m German or into shit, in fact it’s the one thing I am not into when it comes to sex, but it would be worth it with Emama Stone and this ass, just to see where it comes from… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emma Stone Serious Booty in Spandex Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Neelam Gill’s Booty Stretch!

If you think I’ve got a good gig, getting paid to sit on my couch and look at pictures of hotties in bikinis all day, that’s nothing compared to this lucky bastard who gets to photograph  Neelam Gill doing deep knee bends in a swimsuit. Because unlike that dude, the closest I’m ever getting to this British model’s killer booty is pressing my nose up against a computer screen. Anyway, I’m not sure what I need to do to get his job, but have I mentioned that my phone takes great pictures lately? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Skin Links 3.25.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Even more evidence tan lines are hot: Paige Marie Evans Fleshbot Tulisa Contostavlos nipple slips in her bikini  Taxi Driver Movie Ireland Baldwin posing in a see-through bra  The Nip Slip Camilla Rowe nearly nude by Guy Aroch  Drunken Stepfather Hayley Marie does her chores topless  Egotastic All Stars Lesbian threesome with Ava Addams, Darcie Dolce, and Jade Nile  Boobie Blog Val Fit booty cheeks in Malibu  Last Men on Earth Batman v Superman: The Definitive Ranking of Every Film  Double Viking Iggy Azalea topless for Remix proves she needs to model full time  Steakwood … read more

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Marisa Papen Is An InstaBooty You Should Know

In case you missed out on Marisa Papen the first time I featured her on the site, here’s your second chance to get to know the Belgian hottie. And if you weren’t a #freethenipple supporter already, I guarantee you will be after looking through Marisa’s Instagram pictures . She’s got enough censored nude photos on there to fuel a thousand pants fires. This girl spends more time in her birthday suit than I spend in my sweatpants. And trust me, as a blogger, that’s saying a lot. » view all 14 photos

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Ashley Tisdale’s Booty On Instagram

Forgetting tipping the paparazzi off about your beach vacation or yoga class, Instagram is quickly becoming the best new way for irrelevant hotties to become relevant again. And here’s the latest celeb to post their booty online and remind me and the rest of the Internet that they still exist. So enjoy this Ashley Tisdale booty shot and let’s just hope there’s more where this came from. I always root for a hotness comeback. Continue reading