It has been a while since we have done a post on Maria Menounos , but here she is showing off her Greek goddess booty in a pair of tight jeans. I just want to lather it with Tzaziki, squeeze it in pita bread and have it for dinner. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Kate Hudson is a terrible person….at least that is what I would assume, seeing as I have never met her, and have no idea what her deal is….I just like to judge girls pushing 40 on her having run through so many celebrity cocks….being the cute daughter of Goldie Hawn, who you can assume that in her teens was at all the exclusive parties ripping coke, and taking cock, and getting pregnant by older men…only to have their kid…before leading Owen Wilson to killing himself…or at least trying, despite what Zoolander fans wanted him to do… She’s not all that hot, but she’s got a great ass and she looks good now thanks to breeding at a young age. She’s not all that talented, but she knows the right people, and knowing the right people is all you need. She’s made a ton of money acting, all because she’s Goldie Hawn’s Daughter…reminding us that acting is really a joke and once you break into the scene, you’re good. She’s been linked to a lot of people, one would call her a slut…but not me, because I like girls who fuck a lot…not for their herpes, or because it means they are better at fucking, but for their inability to control themselves…because they are easier for me to finger when they have 2 drinks in them…. All this to say, she’s showing some cleavage, she looks good, whether she was a mom or not, and over analyzing her vagina and all it has been through, or her career..or even that she lead Owen Wilson to suicide….can’t take away from that…I’m a fan. The post Kate Hudson is a Hard Nippled Mom in Shorts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s not better way to celebrate women, or International Women’s Day, thank with nudity, because if there is one thing I know that I love about women, it isn’t their nagging, or their feminist women’s right bullshit, but rather their exposed vaginas and tits trying to get ahead, get attention, prove a point, or get pregnant to lock down their man… I mean, feminists hate me, they think I objectify women, while anyone with a brain knows these bitches just objectify themselves…they could be doctors and lawyers but instead become nude models…trying to get famous…hate the system… Here they are protesting abortions… The post Naked Women’s Rights Protesters for Women’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz. She’s just some Lisa Bonet x Lenny Kravitz, rich brat who has decided she’s a fashion model, or fashion icon, because the media wrote about how cool her style was 10 fucking years ago, because the media loves celebrity kids especially when they are rich kids of Jewish rockstars and light skinned bitches from the Cosby Show you may have masturbated to, cuz she was the most accessible black girl for white America to accept, before Halle Berry… in that black doctor who wasn’t just called the doctor cuz he was a drug dealer and lawyer who wasn’t just representing herself in court in their fantasy household…not that you remember the Cosby Show. That was 30 years ago…unless you have been following the Bill Cosby drama, in which case you may be… Not that it matters… The reason I kinda hate Zoe Kravitz is that when she peaked during her she blocked me on twitter and that’s just rude, a personality trait typical of cunty rich kids who have people everywhere stroking their ego cuz of who their parents are, but still behavior I hate. Here she is in a bikini, looking better than ever…seriously…but probably a horrible person…but then again, what the fuck do I know…. The post Zoe Kravitz Bathing Suit Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of posts on Daniela Lopez Osorio and for good reason; the girl is hot and she has one crazy booty. If you don’t believe me, check out the video below. Warning! Make sure you have some water nearby because this video may cause a pant fire. » view all 14 photos Continue reading →
Here is a Canada Fame Whore that I think should remain nameless, because it is funnier like that. I’ll give you hints as to who she is, but before I do, I want to make it very clear that she does not matter…. She left Canada to be on some 90210 the remake, that show got canceled to no one’s surprise, it was a horrible fucking idea…and after being on the show, the 5 minutes of fame disappeared, but she stayed in LA to pursue her dream, because why the fuck not… I’m sure she went to castings, got nothing, and figured she’d do the instagram whoring, figuring she already had a head start thanks to being on TV… So she got some breast implants and copied the instagram whores before her…”oh I’m in a bikini, here’s a mirror selfie, watch me workout, let me make my booty pop”…kind of thing…and here she is working out…because I like fame whores, even if she’s a miserable fucking person…trying too hard…she’s slutty about it and that’s good. The post Canada Fame Whore Goes Hiking in LA of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is the second time in a row that Dakota James forgot to bring her porn star best friend Halle Von with her to the beach. But you know, looking at these bikini pictures, I’m having a hard time complaining. I’m also suddenly having a hard time not drooling on my keyboard and remembering how to type in complete sentences. So let’s forget all that and just enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet
I don’t know too much more about Elizabeth Chevalier than I did the last time we saw her, but I guess she’s not taking me up on my offer to move in with me (and my mom) in exchange for help furthering her modelling career. Especially since she seems to have figured out that all she has to do is continue to show up with super-hot bikini photoshoots like this one and I’ll post them anyway. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a perfect booty. You win this round, Elizabeth. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
Here’s model/Playboy Playmate Alyssa Arce showing that she’s every bit as drool-worthy from the back as she is from the front in a recent shoot for Guess Jeans. And I know that in the past I’ve brought up the disappointing fact that Alyssa once made out with Justin Bieber, but everyone makes mistakes, and I’m ready to forgive and forget. Mostly because that d-bag is the last thing I want to be thinking about when I’m looking at pictures of Alyssa’s perfect booty. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos