Must-See Photoshop Fails (Big Booty Edition) There are two types of attention-thirsty women in the world: Those who buy a new booty (which usually looks terrible ) and those who create a hilariously cartoonish booty with Photoshop sorcery just to be clowned (and featured on posts like this) for eternity. Hit the flip for the most hilariously Photoshopped booties ever.
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Struggle Sorcery: The Most Hilariously Photoshopped Booties Ever
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Jessica Hart is a model, she was a famous a few years ago she did Victoria’s Secret and shit like that, but her smartest and most important move was dating Stavros, the Greek shipping billionaire, who you may remember as Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has rolled through thousands of hot girls, thanks to being a billioniare, one of those weirdo rich people who probably also fucks dudes, since it is challenging, leaving Jessica Hart, likely Herpes infected, but then again, any Australian who moved to LA, to model and date Billionaires, probably had that LA strain long before any Stavros got into the picture…but it’s nice to look at her ass and imagine it being scabby thanks to Paris Hilton’s designer strain…it just makes these pics all the more gutter and trashy…like all these people are…and by people I mean.. hot as fuck gold digging, opportunist Australians with a dream… Because we’re all allowed to have dreams…even when they come with herpes if I need to…I just close my eyes and pretend they aren’t their…and that rough patch of skin is just from the winter air… Here’s her ass flash..I am a fan…but you can just search her name on the site and see her naked…that’s the thing with models…they are all naked in pics…out there… The post Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Jessica Hart Picking her Scabby Ass of the Day
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Metisha Schaefer was much hotter when I saw her pics in small little thumbnails before downloading them. Now that I see the full size and now I feel that I wasted my time checking out this nobody. Anyway, girl could use a salad and maybe less useless workouts at the beach. Try hitting a gym, grabbing a barbell with some weights and doing some deep knee bends. That booty has potential, but it’s six months away from perfection. » view all 16 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet
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Metisha Schaefer’s Booty Has Potential
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Victoria’s Secret makes me laugh…. In the 70s, the Sears Catalog used to have a lingerie section that was the closest thing to porn you could get your hands on if you didn’t have a dad with a stash of Playboys or Penthouse… The Sears catalog, from what I remember would post girls in semi-sheer underwear and if you looked close enough you could see the shade of a bush or nipple…it was exciting times.. Then Victoria’s Secret happened, and reinvented the lingerie Catalog…I only really remember seeing it in the early 90s, and by then…there was no nipple anywhere, no bush…anywhere…no pussy definition…anywhere…it was the most safe, wholesome underwear catalog in the history of underwear catalog, but the girls they cast were amazing…so it didn’t matter… Then the Internet happened…Victoria’s Secret seemed dated, but still massive…as people turned to porn, or even nude photoshoots of the models they used… Then new feminism on the internet happened, as an answer to cyberbullying, that involved but wasn’t limited to attacking people who called girls fat, while getting naked…to free the nipple… Which led to Victoria’s Secret being attacked for air brushing a woman’s part out of a sheer outfit…because to Feminists that means that they were saying nipple was bad…and you cant’t tell feminists anything because they’ll go crazy… So now, they’ve decided to say fuck it to the airbrushing..so the nipple and pussy definition, they’re models and photogs are doing this already without them, might as well get on board…which is a good thing.. Especially when it involes Oiling up a girl… From super generic crap…to softcore erotica…with not much in between…good job Victoria’s Secret on being progressive…I am a fan. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Josephine Skriver in Some Legit Victoria’s Secret Softcore of the Day
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Her name is CHARLIE RIINA … I know absolutely nothing about her, but what I do know based on looking at these pics alone, is that she’s come from heaven (I’m assuming eastern europe or russia)…with her massive breasts that I figure if you’re gonna have breasts they might as well be massive…and rockin’ body….for me to stare at…. It seems like she’s done that LA water company, and more importantly that she’s done Playboy, at least that’s what google is telling me…and the nice thing about that is that I can focus on what is important in these pics, then cross reference her nudes, since everyone, even TINDER girls have nudes, in order to bring my orgasm to completion… I figure…new content, cross-reference with old nudity…makes for a perfect balance for proper masturbation…even if it’s not quite masturbation since I feel nothing but love for her..and my penis is more of an inny than an outty, but you get what I mean… The post Charlie Riina is Amazing at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner must be a product of her whore mother’s philandering pussy…you know like how the sister, monster Kardashian before all the surgery was OJs daughter… This one has to be from some other dark colored dude, because she doesn’t look like she came from a Jenner…she doesn’t even look like her all white sister…and I figure, based on Bruce turning himself into a woman, black men were more than welcomed in the bedroom to fuck the mother while he jerked off like it was still the 70s and he was in the locker room before practice… She’s got more body, she’s targeting the urban market with her tits and booty, and she already fucks 25 year old rappers…I mean…a future of being in music videos, maybe sex tapes, who the fuck knows…it is not like she needds to work, the mom just likes all the money she can get so she has to work…and the baby of the family, is ususally the most screwed up one, thanks to the mom going off the deep end becoming very obsessed with this TV show and montetization shit…it’s like her life as a gold digger finally has a purpose thanks to all her little back-up plans she had along the way to guarantee her child support…there are so many of them…how can one vagina do that much… Either way…here is Kylie doing some shoot, showing tit, for money…and attention as this family tends to do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kylie Jenner Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember. » view all 28 photos
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Barbara Di Creddo’s Hotness Returns
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I always have a hard time keeping track of all the new Victoria’s Secret models out there. Like Barbara Di Creddo here. See, the fact that she’s super-hot, was born to wear lingerie, is Brazilian, and has a perfect booty that’s currently making me lick my computer screen doesn’t really narrow it down much. So if Barbara really wants to separate herself from the pack, I think she should be the first to accept one of my marriage proposals. I’m pretty sure I sent her one. I just can’t remember. » view all 28 photos
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Barbara Di Creddo’s Hotness Returns
Selena Gomez posted this low level erotic on Instagram…and I guess it is a big deal, because it brings up an interesting, often ignored part of her, you know one that her puffy Lupus face and fake tits tend to distract the world from, and that is her little Mexican booty, not that Mexicans are really known for their booty, but rather more known for their great corn tortillas…corn tortillas I would let Selena Gomez rub all over my face, not because I like eating the same things as beiber…and not because she’s rich and famous…and not because they remind me of my Mexican prostiture mother…but because I fucking love corn tortillas…. All this to say, this pic is kinda creepy, kind of erotic, it reminds me of voyeuristic 70s porn and that’s all I have to say about that… The post Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Selena Gomez Ass on Instagram of the Day
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