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Gisele and Daft Punk for WSJ of the Day

Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored and not an underground warehouse party you had to sneak into like it was the 90s…you know an actual rave…but we’ll like the Frat Boys and College kids who are obsessed with electronic dance music think what they are doing is wild and crazy and wild…and not the equivalent of going to the fucking mall….while I remain a bigger old timer who doesn’t give a fuck where the girls are getting fucked up..so that I can move in on them and have my way with them…with my penis…and the reality is that rave being mainstream brings out hotter pussy…all those girls who woulda shopped at The Gap in the 90s too conservative to get high and fuck in a after hour bathroom …are now raging in American Apparel…getting fucked on the dance floor…evolution isn’t all that bad…

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Abbey Clancy Underwear Flash of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Abbey Clancy is and I am not going to bother looking her up because I figure all these cunts kinda blend into one pile of irrelevant vagina…that thinks it is more important than it is…and there’s really only 5-10 people actually care about…the rest we just look at when they flashing their shit, period, miscarriage panties at the paparazzi..like this Abbey Clancy who I am sure is a lovely creature with an ego who thinks she’s more important than she is…just the way we like to hate em… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Michelle Trachtenberg’s Strategic Bikini Pic of the Day

You may remember Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, where she became famous as the younger one everyone wanted to fuck, who am I kidding, fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, are still fans of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in some weirdo fucking obsessive nerd way that includes but is not limited to a binder with all your favorite pics of the stars of the show, models you’ve made of the stars of the show, and possibly one or two weddings and vow renewal ceremonies you’ve held for your Star Wars action figures, because your life is sad… I am sure she’s been in other things, but I’m not going to bother looking into it, because it doesn’t matter, what does matter is her secret internet fatty pic, of her in a bikini top, shot from the belly button up, hiding any girth she’s been packing, with her head dipped down to cover any double chins, all clever and almost as erotic as the first time you jacked off to her freak.

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Ireland Baldwin’s 5 Year Old Vagina of the Day

I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

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Jennifer Morrison Dumpy Ass at the Billboard Awards of the Day

I am not gonna bother looking up Jennifer Morrison…I am going to just assume she’s important enough to get invited to the Billboard Music Awards and delusional enough to think her ass his hot enough to wear a dress that is more of a pair of ill-fitting underwear….allowing her ass to squeeze out of it in some weird ways that I’m not against…in fact that I endorse…because I’ll stare at even the most lumpy bitch trying to be sexy…exposing herself to the masses…so that we remember who she is….In fact I am a fan of this kind of behavior…even if she looks like a mom at the pool….not really my favorite thing…but good enough to stare at and try to masturbate to. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Erika Christensen Needs to Paddleboard Harder of the Day

Someone seems to be on the Kate Upton diet…I don’t even know who Erika Christensen is but I assume she’s related to that dude who played in Star Wars….and only in Star Wars..cuz the rest of his career was spent trapping and ruining Rachel Bilson….but I could be wrong….I didn’t bother looking her up, cuz I try not to give fat chicks the time of day… What I am sure about is that this girl needs to Stand-Up Paddleboard into the fucking sunset…for days upon days….with nothing but fish and rain water to live off of….like this was Life of Pi…cuz really…she’s chubz and no one wants to look at that…except maybe all you tit obsessed perverts who don’t care about a sloppy joe…as long as it’s got a D cup…. This guy right here….is not that dude…. Here’s the Video

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Gisele Sucking Finger for Terry Richardson of the Day

Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when hiring him and paying him his 100,000 dollar a day rate…. I figure at least one of you cares about the “vagina” who has the babies of your favorite QB….or maybe…just maybe you’re like me and fascinated in figuring out if those tranny rumors about her are true….as a lot of clues would make you think it was true…from her hard facial features, to being Brazilian and in the hub of trannies…to getting fired froM Victoria’s Secret…to the fact that Tom Brady has spent the better part of his life in locker rooms with naked men…but whether it is true or not…she’s still hot enough for me to look at…and who I am to discriminate against a babe because of her genitals….

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Samara Weaving is Hot for GQ of the Day

I am the biggest Samara Weaving Fan….just the other day I POSTED HER NIPPLE POPPING OUT OF HER BIKINI ON SET …..but that probably has more to do with her nipple and less to do with her…I’d post pictures of anyone if their nipple was in the fucking mix….cuz I like nipples…they are the feeding tube for our future leaders people…. Point of this is to say….she’s some Australian chick….and I’m huge in Australia which works out nicely for me cuz Australian girls are stylish, fun, sexy as fuck, and into getting drunk with me…not that Samara Weaving gets down like that, or wants to be my drinking buddy in hipster clothes with her tits exposed, but we’ll just use her as today’s figurehead of my need to find Australian love…..as she models hot for Australian GQ….cuz Australians get me.

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Katarina Ivanovska and Adriadne Artiles for Yamamay Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know who thes models are and I am too drunk to bother looking them up…yes, I drink during the day every day because it is my job…and really if you you like them that much…you can google them….you have their names…I’m not your dancing monkey, little search engine bitch who wikipedia’s shit for you and reports back to you…I’m much more than that…I’m a person dammit…. Truth is, I’m not actually mad at you, we’re all still friends here, I just feel like all these bitches are interchangeable and nameless…they aren’t fucking me and I hardly remember the names of girls who are…I just care that they are getting half naked to get the fuck ahead in life….and I just care that they are in lingerie…cuz I like girls in lingerie…nno matter where they are from, what year they were born, or if they are even actual girls…cuz it’s not gay if they are planning the surgery.

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Eva Amurri Sloppy Natural Tits for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know when these pics were taken or posted by Eva Amurri Martino , the daughter of Susan Sarandon and some other hooked up motherfucker I am not gonna bother looking up, cuz this product of nepotism, spoiled and really not talented, but connected, tranny looking faced cunt, blocked me on twitter, because I guess she doesn’t like me, even though all I wanted for us was to be the next great American Love Story…..but that’s only cuz I I LIKED SEEING HER WHORE TITS NAKED ON X-FILES 2.0 / CALIFORNICATION and that was really only because they were big and fat and natural….but more importantly cuz they didn’t have to be naked on TV, she wanted to show them off for attention and to make a name for herself, even though she never has to work a day in her life, and that Paris Hilton caliber whoring is fun at first…until you realize how shitty big natural tits are, sloppy and soft, hanging horribly and worth nothing…as they ride her mom to the top…..Garbage.

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