According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk . And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews
According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk . And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews
This is a weird video of Zoe Dechesne. I don’t know who the fuck Zoe Dechesne, apparently she’s some Sports Illustrated model, but I don’t know if that’s true or not, because I am too lazy to look, and the truth is, I don’t really consider Sports Illustrated models to be actual models, they are just busty girls who have tricked you into thinking they are better that average girls in bikinis, because they have the right friends and/or agents who throw them into SI for free, thinking it will do amazing things for them, when in reality there is only a Kate Upton success story from their roster every decade….and if you look at Kate Upton…you know that not only a lot of food went into her, but also a lot of Marketing.. Anyway, this Zoe is not Kate Upton, and Sports Illustrated wasn’t her meal ticket, but she was in the magazine in 2010, and what better way to draw attention to yourself now, than to be on a a yacht with her friends topless, which in France, where I assume she is from, with a name like that…is considered wearing a shirt… I am all for girls getting topless when together, they don’t need to be a one time Sports Illustrated model to make it count…in fact I want every girl topless all the time…it will make my life more interesting to go through… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
Gisele was in Harper’s Bazaar…I didn’t bother looking up when…but I assume recently…cuz Terry Richardson put out his behind the scenes pics of her that I guess they didn’t buy the rights of…when hiring him and paying him his 100,000 dollar a day rate…. I figure at least one of you cares about the “vagina” who has the babies of your favorite QB….or maybe…just maybe you’re like me and fascinated in figuring out if those tranny rumors about her are true….as a lot of clues would make you think it was true…from her hard facial features, to being Brazilian and in the hub of trannies…to getting fired froM Victoria’s Secret…to the fact that Tom Brady has spent the better part of his life in locker rooms with naked men…but whether it is true or not…she’s still hot enough for me to look at…and who I am to discriminate against a babe because of her genitals….
Lindsay Lohan is Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated? According to Grant Bowler, her Liz & Dick co-star, oh yes. Check out the new behind-the-scenes promo for the Lifetime film as Liz rolls in her grave right now: Lindsay Lohan Liz & Dick Behind-the-Scenes The new movie, starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and Bowler as her on-again-off-again husband, Richard Burton, premieres November 3 on Lifetime. In the promo, LiLo says she can relate to Taylor. “I relate to her on a lot of levels,” says the 26-year-old. “Living in the public eye, dealing with the stress of what other people say, whether it’s true or not.” No word if Taylor was frequently investigated for stealing stuff or hauled into court for probation violations, or liked to send out ridiculous Tweets about Amanda Bynes .
Is it possible that the most surprising move of the Cleveland Cavaliers’ season wasn’t superstar LeBron James quitting in Game 5 against the Celtics, but Delonte West’s amorous moves on LeBron’s mom, Gloria James, in the sack? That’s the rumor going around! This unsubstantiated gossip has circulated for days, and no reputable sources have reported it, but people continue to search for details on reports that Gloria James, mother of LeBron, is sleeping with his teammate and friend Delonte West. Whether it’s true or not is anyone’s guess. On one hand, it’s preposterous … on the other, who can resist a couple of HOT neck tattoos? Is LeBron James’ mom Gloria sleeping with Delonte West? Who started this rumor? West himself, angry because he doesn’t get enough playing time? An irate Cavs fan bitter that James may leave via free agency? A delusional Cleveland supporter looking for an excuse for his team’s early playoff exit? Speaking of his impending free agency: Where will LeBron end up?
Chris Brown really wants to stay relevant. That much is obvious, but the fact that he’s literally begging his fans to help that cause is pretty funny/sad. Brown used an audio message to spread the desperate plea. His message is available through SayNow.com, a website in which stars can record messages for fans … of which he apparently has fewer die-hards than the old days. In the message, the felony woman beater begs fans to help “bring me back,” saying that he won’t name names, but “a lot of radio stations aren’t playing my records.” “They are not being that supportive and I wouldn’t expect them to.” A studious Chris Brown hopes for radio redemption. Brown goes on to say he’s “a better guy now” … but says “[My music] won’t be possible if I’m not relevant on the radio … I can’t be an underground mix tape artist.” Chris’ popularity has understandably taken a beating ever since he doled one out to Rihanna a year ago. His latest album, Graffiti, was somewhat of a sales letdown. We believe in second chances, sure, but calling out stores and stations for blackballing your album (true or not) isn’t the way to go, Chris. It just makes you look petty.
