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Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some dude was ripping into me on twitter yesterday because he finds me a pussy bitch who writes pussy bitch commentary about girls like a pussy bitch….or something equally well thought out… He was really mad, despite claiming to not know who Bella Thorne was, that I call her 40 years old, every single time I post about her….like a bad joke I keep killing over and over again…despite how he doesn’t read the site, because I am a pussy bitch of the internet…. The reality of it, is that Bella Thorne probably isn’t 40 years old, but I keep telling the same story about her being 40 years old, because I only have so much to say about a vapid little self absorbed girl in the entertainment industry…that bros and frat boys and dads are into because they are perverts or are forced to know..because she’s the hot pussy in the shitty shows their kids make them watch… I mean this girl posts compromising selfies on the regular..more often than actual substance…so the repeating the same story – comes hand in hand – with her repeating the same marketing tactics…and really, I am not a comedy writer, trying to be funny, but rather an angry pervert who thinks telling the same joke over and over becomes awkward and thus hilarious over time… You just gotta let it simmer, while Bella Thorne simmers her pale skin in the sun, on vacation because life is rough for a 40 year old pretending to be an 18 year old…because pervert dudes buy into the lie…because they want to believe it’s real… Now when someone takes that premise and makes a Judd Apatow movie – 40 year old stage mom can’t handle her daughters being hipster anti-stage kids, so she takes it upon herself to get BOTOX and make it happen Or maybe it’ll be the next Elizabeth Smart Pitch Perfect franchise… Either way, I won’t get credit or paid for it.. All while Bella Thorne will continue to to self promote herself aggressively, maybe even getting the part, thanks to the perverts…because the perverts will continue to buy into it….keep her going…and well…believe the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shannon Doherty is old as fuck. I guess she didn’t get the Botox memo that all the other celebrities get into at the age of 18….Maybe it’s because she doesn’t work anymore…it was 90210 in the 90s and that’s pretty much it, throw in the towel, live off the land, go back to her roots….of before she was a super famous bitch on a super famous show…we call that irrelevance…aged irrelevance…but I’ll still loook at her ass in leggings because aged irrelevance is my porn… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Fat Shannon Doherty Ass for Old Times of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jax Taylor Arrested in Hawaii: He Paid HOW MUCH For Bail?!

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you know that tonight’s episode will feature more of the crew on vacation in Hawaii, because they have more money and free time than every other waitstaff in the world combined. As we reported back in July, Jax Taylor was arrested for stealing a pair of sunglasses on said vacay, and the incident is featured in this week’s installment: Jax Taylor: ARRESTED! Obviously, we’ve known about Jax’s latest legal entanglement for several months, but the above preview reveals some new details such as the fact that the dude’s friends were forced to fork over 11 freakin’ grand for bail. “I mean $11,000 is f–king ridiculous,” Scheana Marie says in the clip. “So we have a matter of hours to come up with 11 grand, get him out of jail, get all of our luggage, hop in an Uber, get to the airport to go to Third Eye Blind tomorrow.” Third Eye Blind? Seems like our favorite SURvers are stuck in their adolescence in more ways than one. Anyway, preference for mediocre ’90s bands aside, Jax is really gunning for a spot as the dumbest reality TV star in history. Check out the master criminal at work in this security cam footage: Jax Taylor Steals Sunglasses in Front of Security Camera, Remains a Moron For the record, the sunglasses reportedly cost $300. Not a cheap pair of shades, sure, but it’s worth noting that Jax reportedly pulls in a six-figure salary just for appearing on the show. He also owns a restaurant, models, does paid appearances, and occasionally even bartends (when he’s not too sh-tfaced). So yeah, we’re not sure who’s dumber – Jax, or his friends for continuing to put up with this crap.

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Camilla Makes The Queen Try Botox, Gets "Banished" From The Palace!

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t.  I literally CANNOT. A few of you know that I dabble in royal studies , so I’d like to think I’m a credible source when it comes to separating fact from fiction. The stories on Celebrity Dirty Laundry never disappointment it when it comes to outrageous rumors, to the point where I think, “Wow.  You guys should write for The Royals .” Today I came across a story that involved the Queen, the Duchess of Cornwall and Botox.  What a trio! According to CDL , Camilla is such a fan of Botox that she convinced Her Majesty, who will turn 90 in April, to give it a go . This is a sovereign who, if feeling ill, will pop two Tylenol and take a brisk walk in the Scottish Highlands instead of a nap.  Volunteering for a Botox injection doesn’t sound like something the Queen would be keen on. It’s alleged that both Camilla and the Duchess of Cambridge pop round to Dr. Feel Good every now and then to smooth out their wrinkles. A source claims that “Duchess Camilla believed that passing along this information to Queen Elizabeth would be a great way to claw her way back into Queen Elizabeth’s good graces.” It appears that Camilla informed the Queen that Botox had “virtually no side effects,” so Her Majesty “ordered the Royal dermatologist” to the palace, who administered a needle here and there over a six-month period. Well, thanks to Camilla’s helpful advice, Her Majesty can “barely move her jaw to speak. Now, it’s also difficult for [Queen Elizabeth] to chew food. And smiling is out of the question.” Camilla’s punishment?  “Banished from Buckingham Palace.” Catherine is reportedly furious at Camilla for causing her granny-in-law pain, but is also psyched because it puts her ahead of Camilla in the non-existent popularity contest. While I have no idea if Camilla and Catherine get Botox injections, I can’t imagine that the Queen would be convinced to give it a go.   Her Majesty is not a vain woman, and never has been.  She does her own hair and makeup, was brought up in an era of austerity, and gets countless wears out of her outfits. Both Camilla and Catherine do get facials from Heaven Skincare founder, Deborah Mitchell, creator of the famous “bee venom mask” that works as a natural face-lift by tightening and cleaning the skin. Mitchell has called Camilla the “kindest, kindest person.” Beyond that, it’s anyone’s guess how both royal women treat their face.   View Slideshow: 12 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Regal as He*k

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Heather Graham Has Good Botox of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Graham is 100 years old. This is her face. It looks exactly like it did when she was in Boogie Nights in what I assume was the 90s, I don’t remember that shit, but I do remember her hot bush and tits in it. It was her big break…that took her average acting skills to the future a future that doesn’t matter to you, since she looks the fucking same. We call this – Bitch Got Work Done, but we’d still fuck her if she didn’t and was 50 pounds heavier, because she’s Heather Graham and we’re 40 and have been onto her for a long time, while the young kids are on instagram and 10 of you visit blogs still, which is okay with me, since 10 of you have always been the only audience I have..so I’m as irrelevant as always, never losing that crown of irrelevance… I find it interesting that Heather Graham looks TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heather Graham Has Good Botox of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits… Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids…. Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Lady Kylie Jenner Shares Her Crappy Skin Treatment

Posted on December 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s my third favorite Kardashian and teenage cougar Kylie Jenner celebrating being chosen as the new brand ambassador for some skin care company called Nip + Fab, and she’s looking pretty excited about it, if you ask me. Seriously, I’ve seen bigger smiles on Botox patients. Anyway, I’m not sure why these guys chose her as their spokesmodel, but ladies, if you want to look like you’re 18 going on 45 too, now you know Kylie’s secret. Photos: WENN.com

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Jennifer Lawrence Shows off her Panties Mound of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think with all that is going on in the world, with all this hate, gender confusion, slut shaming…ISIS attacks, innocent people getting killed, we should focus on what is actually important and that is Jennifer Lawrence… These pictures are from last week, pre-ISIS attacks on Paris, so she didn’t know she’d be taking focus away from World War III, but I guess she felt when at an appearance for a movie that 100s of millions of dollars were pumped into, and that she makes 100s of millions of dollars being in, because let’s face it…she deserves it…she decided to flash what looks like panty covered pussy mound…a rare breed of mound…but not really… I prefer he vagina when she’s on all fours and she’s spreading her ass apart…in selfies they leaked…but this spy pervert shit is a good enough distraction for me… The post Jennifer Lawrence Shows off her Panties Mound of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Nipples at a Disney Event of the Day

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christina Milian, the Cuban American you may or may not have masturbated to when she was first coming up, is an interesting breed of famewhore… Her first major job was on Disney’s Mickey Mouse club a bunch of decades ago, so this appearance at a Disney event is like things coming full circle…and in that time away from Disney, she launched a singing career with one of the sleaziest videos….only to land a rich husband, make a baby,…and show the people of Disney what being a good parent who is launching a new album and desperate to be in the news…is about…and that’s done with see through shirt and nipples…since you can’t breast feed without nipples and you’re not a good mom without breast feeding…and when you’re played out, botoxed up, you can’t really get too far without having nipples.. All this to say…seems appropriate…but as far as I’m concerned – when nipples are involved, it’s always appropriate. I’m feminist like that! TO SEE MORE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE Here’s her BOTOX face on snapchat… The post Christina Milian Nipples at a Disney Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Isabeli Fontana may be old…but she’s still lovely…because she’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream…because for some reason these Victoria’s Secret people love girls from other countries…there must be a reason for that…maybe they are more affordable, easier to control, don’t have a legal team…who knows… More interestingly, she was abducted by the brand at 16, and due to some protest, because 16 in lingerie is creepy, she’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret.. Something that probably makes your pervert ass so mad, because 16 in lingerie for national billion dollar brands…is exhilarating for your masturbation…when I think it’s morally fucked up…and they shoulda gone to prison for it.. Well, now she’s still got tits, possibly bigger now than ever due to all her babies…and she’s showing a sliver of nipple which is better than no nipple…that’s a fact, google it. The post Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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