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The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day

I feel like I already posted this, but I figured since I think Emma Roberts is lovely, for no real reason, other than that she hasn’t blocked me on Social Media, coupled with the fact that any girl with a drug addicted, self involved, probably too busy to give her the male love and support she needed, but was positioned well enough to give her an opportunity to build an acting career of her own, as the young hipster-y fashionista who looks homeless most of the time…you know daddy issues..the kind that lead to her being arrested for fighting with her boyfriend…I might as well promote anything half naked that she does…because half naked is what she’s supposed to be doing… All I see are wrinkles, and not the good kind on her labia..but around her eyes…because I guess it’s been a roung life.. The post The Emma Roberts Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford is Topless at 50 of the Day

I don’t know if this strategic, no nipple picture of Cindy Crawford is from THESE PICTURES I ALREADY POSTED but I am going to assume that a strategic, no nipple topless picture at 50 is probably better than one with nipples, because she’s 50….and yes, I know 50 year olds are hotter now than they used to be, but they are still 50 despite what they are trying to tell you with their botox injections, yoga bodies all thanks to the billionaire don’t need to work too hard life… That said, I’m old, this doesn’t look like the 50 years I try to have sex with because I am pathetic…but not as pathetic as they are…and she’s still lovely 30 years after she started….which is more than I can say for pretty much anyone.. The post Cindy Crawford is Topless at 50 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy

Sofia Vergara brought her old Botox face to Jimmy Kimmel, where she continued to fool the world into thinking she’s a comedic actress, because she is a comedic actress, on one of TV, yes TV, it is still around’s most prized show I call…Sofia Vergara’s tits and accents while Sarah Hyland learns how to slut…but to America it is Modern Family… I mean I guess comedic acting, which apparently requires little to no talent, just tits, if the role is written for you, thanks to using those tits on one of the producers, making it seem like a lottery win… In her 20a, when you’d expect tits like this to really be at their best, she was half naked and hosting cheesy latin shows after she escaped Colombia due to either being rich from drug and/or coffee money….or as a refugee…the kind of migrant you’d want to take in and take advantage of…even if she came with a kid in tow…because she’s just that good… I guess what I am getting at is that sometimes tits carry a girl into their old age, sometimes using those tits as a bikini clad host of cheesy shit in the 90s as a vehicle to get to this superstar celebrity status as an actress..because acting requires very little talent, just access…and access can come by giving accsss to a motherfucker to your pussy to cum…it’s what I call raw talent…since no one uses condoms.. Either way, she’s keeping the sex appeal alive, fit and with botoz…and she’s on Kimmel…with that voice…that she plays up aggressive as I’ve never met a Colombian who sounds quite like this cartoony, fetish version of a Colombian…she knows how to seduce… Here she is on Married with Children… Here she is on people flirting with her husband The post Sofia Vergara’s Peggy Bundy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day

Bella Hadid is the second in line Gigi Hadid…I assume they are sisters and share the same fame whore parents who moved to LA from whatever immigrant countries they are from to make stupid LA money and live out their basic LA dreams by becoming Botox rich people, yet still the fucking trashiest people, willing to whore out their kids, like they whored out themselves, or in her dad’s case, like he’s bought whores new to LA, because they needed a place to sleep and he needed head.. All this to say, this vapid, garbage, rich kid turned model thing is a joke, but as long as the bikini pics in tropical places are involved, and they are, because that’s just how social media works, I’ll look, since I’m a simple man who just likes bikini and has nothing else going on…whether bikinis are on kids thrown into modeling to compete with other rich people kid who star in reality shows, or some homeless hooker in her 60s down the street spread legged and tanning…give it to me. If you don’t like that – here’s GIGI, her sister, getting paid a lot to play pictionary with Michael Kors…wearing a tight dress…but more interestingly, acknowledging that she only has a career because of her instagram followers and without instagram she’d be nothing but a rich kid with another fake career…more importantly…she outlines how hungry she is…always hot from fake models…. The post Bella Hadid is a Good Time…in a bikini….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Ass in Concert of the Day

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old. This is the proof as her BOTOX face and spanx wearing gunt gets squeezed the fuck in in concert… Something that may not be erotic to you, but is probably erotic to J.Lo fans, that do exist because she still exists….and that is erotic to me, even if it is not erotic at all, becauase I like seeing old rich ladies playing like they are still young and as hot as they were when they fucked their way to the top… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez Ass in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day

Her name is Samantha Hoopes …she was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit once or twice…she pretends she’s under 25, but I think she’s looks 40…but that could jsut be the botox that turned her into a Real Housewife looking babe with a rockin’ body… The magazine is called Jezebel…a Jezebel is a scandalous girl…I’ve heard from a few rich dudes that this Jezebel charged 25,000 dollars an hour for sex. I don’t know if that’s true since I don’t run in those circles, but I will assume that very few girls aren’t 25,000 dollars an hour…especially when they are grey area porn chicks…in look and in career…since dudes jerk off to her half nakedness…right… The post Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR continues with even more amazing bottom feeding trash that most people forget exists, or don’t care exists, but are still huge names, and people want to see dancing around in totally non-christmas related dance….to non-christmas related song…in some peep show style show…like this one of Lindsay Lohan…who has awesome tits…is a still a huge star to me…and who I would get pregnant if I could, because I don’t mind the herpes or the pile of broken sadness that comes with being Lindsay Lohan…in fact that who Parents whoring her out for their personal gain, destroying her at her core, is exactly what I look for in long term opportunistic love… Either, here’s her botox face being amazing….looking like some kind of Claymation Christmas miracle…that is only a Miracle because she’s still alive…

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Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself… Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls. You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy. It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

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Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself… Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls. You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy. It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Vogue Mexico of the Day

I always get hate mail when I celebrate Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for being hot as fuck, classic looking, you know what you’d want a model to look like. People call me gay, they say she’s got no body and all that bullshit, but you’d think they’d be more supportive since she’s in their shitty Transformers movies…making me assume the hate mail comes in from Megan Fox who resents everything about this babe because she mocked Megan Fox’s “talent”…by doing her job better than Megan Fox did…and I guess when you are a take yourself too serious model – that hurts your ego…forcing you to get knocked up by High School TV Crushes….like Brian Austin Greene and Botox… All this to say, this isn’t any of the traditional Rosie Huntington Nudity ..that she does so well because she’s a model and that’s what models do…but it’s still good enough for me to stare…

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