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Sofia Vergara Lies for Shape Magazine of the Day

There are paparazzi pics floating around of Sofia Vergara leaving the Botox clinic, which would be more shocking if she didn’t look like she got Botox, or more importantly, if everyone didn’t get Botox. I’m talking there are 25 year old girls getting Botox, so for a 45 year old starlet who only got famous at 40 getting Botox, it almost makes sense. It’s all part of the lie that is Hollywood…. To perpetuate that lie, here are some pics of her for Shape Magazine that apparently hits news stands November 17…because I’ve been to the future and now I’m back to deliver these to you…because it’s important to stare at Shape pictures that have historically been the worst or most obvious photoshoppers. You know taking girls are rebuilding them into something that isn’t’ the middle aged, single mother, who fucked her way to a hit show thanks to the help of her drug running family from back home…because hollywood loves a few things…tits and coke..and she comes with both…while making you come… Good girl.

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Eva Longoria Bikini Ass of the Day

The funny thing about Tattoos that I don’t think people realize when they are getting tattoos is that they are date specific. It’s like they are usually on trend when these people get them, because as you know tattoos are trendy, and fast forward a decade and you can see exactly what era they are from, and in turn you can usually accurately guess the age of the botox face that’s trying to trick you…like this Eva Longoria character who I like to hate on because she’s Mexican, and as a half Mexican with mommy issues directed at my Mexican mom, I have no choice…but also because she’s the kind of Mexican who pretends she’s not Mexican and hires Mexican staff like a white girl, to boss around like a white girl, until it comes to casting a Mexican for a movie, something she’s probably craving to do, in which case she’ll bring the fucking Mexican, like she is Halle Berry playing the black girl, winning Oscars and shit, despite being barely talented, not that acting requires talent, but really just delusion that makes you not feel humiliated in situations you should be humiliated in… That said, she’s still got a good ass for a 40 year old….and I guess that counts for something…considering all it has been through…from NBA penis to god knows what else…it looks like it has survived…shitty tattoos and all… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Carmen Electra’s Titty Photobomb of the Day

I don’t know who this botox, Kim Kardashian, plastic looking, all people with money look like porn stars thanks to shitty plastic surgery is…No not Carmen Electra, the one behind her with her tits falling out, not the one with the sunglasses, who also looks like all these fake hair, face, tan, lip, subtle delicate women… I hate this look, I hate this vibe, it’s so fucking trashy and ugly, but I love the fact that her tit is hanging out as the paparazzi capture her Jersey Shore looking self, accidentally, like a deer in the headlights, because she’s behind Carmen Electra, who also looks like a ball of fucking botox, but still relevant enough for the paparazzi to take pics of….

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Jennifer Lopez Slutty in Elle UK of the Day

I wonder if J.Lo will ever realize that she’s a bit too old to be spreading her bikini panty ass in magazines…no matter how fit, or how many hispanic people still think she’s the greatest thing to crawl out of the Bronx, or wherever she’s from to achieve international success, in part due to the loyalty of the hispanic community, who accepted her and will never let her die, kind of like what they did with Jesus and the Catholic church…it’s like get over it already you taco eating freaks…the more you encourage it, the weirder it gets…..and I think this ass pic is just out of context and fucking weird…but not as weird as her promo video for her song BOOTY…I mean this is a mom and divorcee…what the hell is going on here…scared to retire and count her money, scared to age, addicted to the positive reinforcement… Weird…but here she is being the BOTOX MONSTER in Elle UK …

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Jennifer Lopez Slutty in Elle UK of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty in Elle UK of the Day

I wonder if J.Lo will ever realize that she’s a bit too old to be spreading her bikini panty ass in magazines…no matter how fit, or how many hispanic people still think she’s the greatest thing to crawl out of the Bronx, or wherever she’s from to achieve international success, in part due to the loyalty of the hispanic community, who accepted her and will never let her die, kind of like what they did with Jesus and the Catholic church…it’s like get over it already you taco eating freaks…the more you encourage it, the weirder it gets…..and I think this ass pic is just out of context and fucking weird…but not as weird as her promo video for her song BOOTY…I mean this is a mom and divorcee…what the hell is going on here…scared to retire and count her money, scared to age, addicted to the positive reinforcement… Weird…but here she is being the BOTOX MONSTER in Elle UK …

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Top 10 The Emmy Awards Suck of the Day

#454196824 / gettyimages.com 10 – Lena Dunham is a celebrated TV personality, when looking at Lena Dunham, you’d probably wonder how that happened, basically discounting the entire Emmy awards and TV industry as a fucking scam, sham, based on who you fucking know, because anyone with eyes knows…there’s no room for this kind of monster in the media…it’s a vain world we live in, and this should have been taken out back and shot like the monster it is, back when it crawled out of the mother’s womb…so that no one would notice it missing…..She’s the fucking worst. #454196600 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 9 – Adam Levine and his Beard the Victoria’s Secret Model, or as I like to call her the girl his rich kid ass can pay enough to tolerate him, since no one can tolerate him. #454196564 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 8- Angie Harmon was Testing Out her Botox to See if Gravity or Botox Will Win.. #454196466 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 7 – Emmanuelle Chriqui #454195872 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 6- Kaley Cuoco in a Bow Tie Because She’s Already Won – with her 100 million dollar deal….who cares about an Emmy #454195456 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 5- January Jones Left Her Bastard Ashton Kutcher Baby at Home to Make an Appearance, because single mothers with billionaire baby daddy’s… #454195004 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 4- Melissa McCarthy Brought the Diabetes #454194704 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 3- Sarah Silverman Won an Emmy Because She’s a Serious Actress now – who unfortunately gets naked…because that’s all it takes to be a serious actress. #454194430 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 2- Sofia Vergara Took Advantage of the Cameras…because she loves the fucking cameras…and turns it on for the cameras…because the cameras are the reason she did all that whoring…they were the light at the end of her single immigrant mother hustle…and they are here now…so pose…together they’ve made it… #454193982 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP 1- Alexandra Daddario Showed Off Her Tits. The Internet Went Nuts – Now She is Relevant… #454193764 / gettyimages.com #454193760 / gettyimages.com CLICK HERE TO SEE MADAM MEOW’S EMMY ROUND UP

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Brooke Burke on the Beach of the Day

Brooke Burke got into a bikini, because I guess she’s really proud of her body after having 300 kids like she was some kind of Mexican immigrant or something, you know spreading that American born passport as far as you can, so that your kids can marry your friend’s back home’s kids and the whole USA becomes Mexico…or INDIA… That said, I would be far more into these pics if her 40 year old body didn’t look like a 40 year old body that looks like it was left out dehydrated…and starved…because sure 40 year old moms can look fit enough, but they still look like 40 year old moms… Brooke Burke is not going to beat out science here, and I think her BOTOX plastic face kind of proves that… Meaning, this is all desperation..but it is still half naked…and you probably like that because Wild On was on TV when your life was less pathetic than it is now. BROOKE BURKE CAELUM CAMPAIGN SHOOT BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO from CAELUM on Vimeo . CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Post Dueling Dating Photos on Instagram, Aim to Injure

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber may both be dating models. But they are definitely acting like immature exes over the Internet. The former couple has been subtly going back and forth online all week, with Bieber posting intimate photos of himself and model Yovanna Ventura  and Selena responding by dissing Justin on Instagram . But now the pair is really aiming for the jealousy jugular. Male model Tanz Watson just took to Twitter and ran a picture of him and Gomez, including with it a caption that reads: “Hold up hold up got my homie @selenagomez.” In response? Bieber posted an image of him and Ventura in Los Angeles, along with the caption, “Dinner for 2 ;)” SIGH . What does all this mean? That Jelena is very much a thing of the past, that much is certain. (So, yes, that means the rumored Selena Gomez boob job was done for nothing.) Do you think these photos were a coincidence? Or are the singers trying to make each other jealous? And, as dire as things seem now, would you really be surprised if Justin and Selena got back together again someday? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it.

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Colin Farrell to Star in True Detective Season Two?

True Detective was a surprise runaway hit for HBO, and the 2014 Emmy nominations indicate that the show is just as popular with the Academy as it was with viewers. Naturally, there’s a lot of pressure on showrunner Nic Pizzolatto to deliver again in season 2, and the show’s one-and-done anthology format means that acclaimed stars Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson won’t be returning for a second go-round. So who will fill the (probably gritty, psychologically complex) voice in the show’s second season? Well, rumors that Jessica Chastain will join True Detective were shot down months ago, and no new casting information was leaked until today.  According to unconfirmed reports, it now looks as though Irish actor Colin Farrell will continue the show’s tradition of transplanting big screen stars to the world of premium cable. The series will feature an entirely new setting and storyline for season 2, so there’s no telling if Farrell will be drinking heavily and vocally contemplating the nature of existence a la McConaughey in season one. (Read: that’s totally what he’s gonna do.) Early reports indicate that TD will feature three leads this time around, and there’s no word yet on what probably A-list stars will join Farrell. Sadly, the cast shake-up means there will be no more Alexandra Daddario nude scenes . To re-live those, you’ll have to watch True Detective online at TV Fanatic. Of course, regardless of the quality of the show this upcoming season, True Detective Season 2 GIFs, have already given us plenty to be grateful for: True Detective Season 2: Who Should Star? 1. The Kardashians Stop or their mom will shoot… you with a camera she borrowed from E! for some reality show footage.

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Cheryl Burke: I’m Not Dying! I Haven’t Had Plastic Surgery!

Dancing with the Stars pro Cheryl Burke looks very different these days, sparking rumors that she is in poor health, and/or that she had plastic surgery. This all started when Burke, who dropped a considerable amount of weight, posted a photo on Facebook that was bombarded with comments. People said Cheryl looks anorexic, and worse. Someone even asked if she’s dying of AIDS. One person dissed her by saying “Those Botox lips need there [sic] own FB page, gross” and another said to delete the pic “before it ends up on TMZ.” Which it did. Check it out after the jump: Burke is far from pleased with the talk. Not only is it hurtful on its own merit, but she’s especially upset at the fact that people trashing her now are same idiots who called her fat before. As for the undeniable weight loss, she says she just 30 and decided to stop drinking and partying, in favor of living and eating more healthily. Burke tells TMZ in response to the outcry over the photo, “I didn’t have plastic surgery and I don’t have an eating disorder. I’m just actually happy.” Good for her. What you see, therefore, is the result of hard work … not a heinous plastic surgery fail like so many others we could show you below: 25 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails 1. Heidi Montag Boob Job! The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her.

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