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Courtney Love in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Courtney Love put up this picture of her in a one piece that may have been taken many years ago, when she was just a young drug addict killing off boyfriends to get ahead and become insanely popular, reminding all you rich and famous motherfuckers, to never fall in love with a hooker, or stripper, they are usually damaged goods and won’t really bring you up so much as bring you down, plus their vaginas smell like other men, which in turn makes you a little bit homo… Maybe this picture is proof that you can fake a bikini pic, if you have implants and a one piece to cover your flaws, along with years of posing for pro-photogs to know your look, and enough filters to blur out your zombie fucking face…and body…”make it black and white so they don’t see my blue dead heroin addict skin”….”fuzz out the right side of the picture so that they can’t see my botox failed me, scrotum like face”…”let me lay on my side so it looks like I have a waist, even though them meth took that years ago”…”let me squeeze my implants together, cuz #tits”… I know what she’s doing here…but I may still try to masturbate to it…I like challenges…

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Courtney Love in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits… She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has… I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..

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Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

LeAnn Rimes and her friend decided to take a pool bikini selfie from the back side…and i’m not really sure why….I mean obviously, it’s in attempts to show off their old lady, housewives with Botox, getting freaky on memorial day asses, and really the one on the right is pretty good, and amazes me for not having cellulite, but it’s still weird, because old ladies aren’t supposed to act like this, this is college girl behavior…let’s save it for the college girls…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against… You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul… She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved… There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work… The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff… Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE

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Mariah Carey in Lingerie for Terry Richardson of the Day

These Mariah Carey lingerie pics by Terry Richardson for some random magazine circulated the internet hard yesterday, people were laughing at how photoshopped she was, while others were loving her huge tits and thickness, while I was busy trying to fuck a senior citizen I met at Costco for my early retirement which is surprisingly exactly what Nick Cannon was doing when he knocked this BOTOX filled piled of Glamour up… I kind of appreciate that she doesn’t believe in aging gracefully, but rather pretending she’s still 20, but I prefer when she lost her fucking mind and was throwing feces at everyone around her…because that’s what bipolar diva bitches do… Either way, I’m into this….even if it’s less Mariah and more digitizing….

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Mariah Carey in Lingerie for Terry Richardson of the Day

These Carmen ELectra Pics Disturb Me of the Day

Carmen Electra posted these pics of her rocking a really hot body in a bikini, despite her botox face, because all she does is workout, since her hotness is all that defines her…and her bank account. I mean she didn’t even get knocked up in her 30s like all the other girls….you know to have a kid to transfer her narcism to a new generation when she had the chance…now she’s all menopausal, but has all the time in the world to do yoga, pilates and whatever else it takes… She was too into herself and her career to ever damage her body, since that’s the only thing that has brought her money, like a stripper or hooker I guess she is… All this to say, her posing with another plastic woman, while being half naked is oddly erotic…but still fucking weird…but I guess weird is the future of porn since…since we’ve seen everything she’s capable of…

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These Carmen ELectra Pics Disturb Me of the Day

Joan Rivers Slams Gwyneth Paltrow: What a Tight A$$!

Joan Rivers pretty much makes a living these days by slamming other celebrities. Over the past few months, this supposed comedian has bashed Lena Dunham for being fat  and even referred to North West as ugly . Last night, meanwhile, Rivers was a guest on Watch What Happens Live and was asked by a fan which celebrity reacted most negatively to an E! Fashion Police critique. Joan Rivers Bashes Gwyneth Paltrow The worst criticism was Gwyneth Paltrow,” Rivers replied. “She came and yelled at us, but she stood up. She can’t sit down cause she’s got a stick up her rear end.” Okay, that is pretty funny. Last April, Paltrow was named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World by People, a distinction Rivers said must have been voted on by “Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder.” Simply put, Paltrow is “not my favorite,” Rivers concluded. There actually is a precedent to this feud. The Goop founder took a jab at Rivers during an interview with Harper’s Bazaar last year. “I’ve probably tried everything,” the 41-year-old told the magazine of cosmetic procedures. “I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!” Paltrow, of course, has other things to worry about these days than anything Joan Rivers does or thinks. She’s consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin and is dealing with fallout from this divorce.

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Miley Cyrus Topless on a HOrse of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about, but either Miley is connecting with her country roots in an ungodly way, because the heartland loves Jesus and not this type of smut, or she’s just trying to cry for attention, letting the world know she has little shitty natural titties and that she’ll show them anytime and anywhere she damn well likes, cuz that’s how spoiled brats who get everything they want live…and if it involves toplessness, who gives a fuck, and when it involves Miley, who gives a fuck…like Gaga, she’s exhausted her scandal level to the point where all people would notice was if she killed herself – or fucked on camera…both great options, but until then, she’s been done. The whole thing makes me laugh knowing that when she was 16, these would have been worth fucking millions, and now they are like dime a dozen garbage…either we are evolving as a people, where tits aren’t porn and don’t matter, or underage nudes are worth a lot of money. here is the pic

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Miley Cyrus Topless on a HOrse of the Day

Lohan for Terry Richardson of the Day

Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson are friends, I mean that is if people in Hollywood actually have friends, which I doubt, since they are surrounded by a bunch of using assholes who just make money off of them, including their own parents, at least in Lohan’s case…but you know superficial friends, to superficial people, are just as good as any kind of friends….everyone lets you down in the end, like these pics Terry took of Lohan, the delicate angel filled with face fillers and BOTOX…that are so fucking tame, don’t exploit her awesome implants we’ve all seen in movies and in Playboy, in what makes me wonder why they even hung out together in the first place…maybe to remind us all things just aren’t what they were and a new regime is about to take over…at least that’s how I interpret this, but maybe I’m just looking into things a little too much…but boring pics do that to me. This is some tired, rehab, or AA meeting in a church basement shit…not fun at all…WHERE’S THE FUCKING SMUT….

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Lohan for Terry Richardson of the Day